This is the evil twin of Spongy's "I love the person who posted the last post" thread.
In here, you need to criticize something you don't like in the person who posted the last post, something that will hopefully make us all better people. But, please do you criticism in a respectful manner. If you can't accept criticism, then please don't post here.
And the first blow, of course, goes my way! Hurrah!
I don't like Barcik because he's working on Monkey Island 1.5. I don't think you're going to be able to top it pal, sorry to say.
(http://www.esseb.com/images/barcik.gif)
Esseb needs to learn how to post faster than shbaz.
Esseb always gets on my nerves because he's such a slow poster.Ã, and he gets mad when someone squeezes in right before him.Ã, Sorry man.
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FUZZ gets on my nerves because he's always stealing my ideas and making me look like a hypocrite.
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Las is just mad because he can't tell the difference between Fins and Texans.
Fuzz and Even post at the same time. That pisses me off.
Evenwolf Ghormak is too dumb to tell the difference between Bavarians and Norwegians.
[Don't worry, they all look the same to me as well]
Las always acts like a human encyclopedia.
Barcik always starts threads which are IMPOSSIBLE to respond to.
kingsized has nothing better to do than to wait for this thread to get updated so he can ruin everyone else's chances!
(http://www.btinternet.com/~boyd1981/desk5.jpg)
BOYD needs to get out of #AGS more often.
Shbaz really ought to stop keeping track of all of Boyd's pictures. Nobody likes a stalker.
Dragonrose ought to get some lotion for her skin. Its looking kind of reptilian.
Evil should stop being so... evil. :-\
Os à šltimo Quão Queijo ^_^ has a really hard to pronounce nickname.
Also, I don't know what it means and I'm too lazy to dig up an online dictionary.
Electric Monk, you should OPENLY worship Cthulu. It offends the elder god to do it in secret!
Pesty you should stop being a giant insect - it kind of freaks me out.
Quote from: Mr_Frisby on Thu 13/05/2004 01:01:30
Pesty you should stop being a giant insect - it kind of freaks me out.
Mr. Frisby, you should realize that that is not me in my avatar. That is Sir George (pronounced Hor-hey) Fredrico El Fancypance the Third, Man About Town.
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Mr. Frisby, you should realize that that is not me in my avatar. That is Sir George (pronounced Hor-hey) Fredrico El Fancypance the Third, Man About Town.
Sorry Hor-hey - my delight has now turned to unbelievable dispair . .
you also smell . .
I think that Mr Frisby and Pesty should not post one after the other so others can have a go... :P
And I know the irony of me doing this when I've already posted above...
Os à šltimo Quão Queijo ^_^ still has a hard to pronounce name
....
and he smells like a fish taco
....
and he's not "f***ing hot"
TiKKiTikkiMan is prejudice against genies.
And he likes a hippo. A hippo, of all things.
And he insulted Ultimo, who insulted Mr. Frisby, who then in turn insulted Pesty, who...
I hate Dart cause shes too freakin' cute, and wont let me sponsor her trip to Mittens this year. ;)
I dislike ScummBuddy because he's so damn cool, and i'm not. Plus he knows alot more about AGS than i do.
p.s. i don't really dislike anybody here
I hate Dark-of-Night because he didn't take the obvious criticism of Scummbuddy's pedophelic lust towards Dart.
LGM is a bad person because he didn't commend Dark-of-Night for staying away from replying with obvious statements.
And Ghormak is evil for twisting my crits around. Damn you Ghormak!
I don't like the way LGM has to advertise his bowel movements all of the time.
And I hate the way shibby always looks stoned.
and you should be physically stoned all the time LGM
I hate the way BOYD knows more about porn than me... :'(
I hate the way Os à šltimo Quão Queijo ^_^ still won't tell us what his name means, even though we've asked him several times in this thread.
I hate the way that no one has ASKED about it and Zor is making accusations that I'm a lazy and mean asshole... or so I believe. :P
And also, I don't know how many times I've said it, but it's supposed to be portuguese for The Last Like Cheese! >:(
I hate the way Os à šltimo Quão Queijo ^_^ won't tell us just what f***ing hell that's suppossed to mean??/??//
Even if we didn't ask him!
I dislike Zor because he gets to be the world dominator and I don't. Other than that he's fine.
:)
I dislike Geoffkhan because he's always impersonating me.
I hate Geoffkhan because he double-posted.
That bastard.
I dislike Geoffkhan because he posts twice and is schizophrenic, and because people actually look forward to his games coming out.
Or maybe I'm just jealous.Ã, :'(
And I dislike LGM because he beats me to posts!
I dislike Lgm because he is dumbass....
Yes, I'm not feeling particularry clever tonight...
I dislike Squinky 'cuz that eye patch makes him look like a soap opera celebrity.
...whatchoo talkin' bout, Tikki-foo?!Ã, Ultimo's a sexy beast! >:(
Looks like I'm next... this should be good... :P
EDIT: Watch... nobody's got anything bad to say about me...
I hate. Mr.Hyde because his avatar gives me seizures.
And I hate LGM's avatar because it gives me a form of constipation... but in my penis, otherwise known as impotency... :P
i hate ultimo for being on the forums and not in #ags !
I hate everyone for not taking the thread seriously enough!
:P
I hate how Barcik is such a party-pooper... : ;)
I hate how Mr Hyde has copyrighted the use of "Sully tips his hat"... when he doesn't even have a hat. :'(
And BOYD, I can't be on #ags right now, I'm at TAFE, and the firewall is such a bitch that mIRC wont work, even with me knowing the right proxy to use and the password. :(
I've even tried Chatzilla in case it was just mIRC, but nope, it doesn't work either.
I hate that Os à šltimo Quão Queijo ^_^ gives us his whole life story if me move the cursor over one of the pics underneath his avatar.
rarr!
Quotestory if me move
I hate how Hillbilly can't spell.
AND he continually has 26547 posts, which everyone knows is a deeply satanic number.
Peter Thomas sucks.
And I'd rather like Las to have a treatment in a ZUMEX machine.
I've never actually worked out whether Gilbot has anything to do with either Dave Gilbert, or robots. I hate that bastard!!!
Yufster is posting on an internet forum on her birthday.
Which is something I would never do.
Absolutely not.
Shattered Sponge couldn't even come up with a signature which was something other than a quote from a particular piece of media that he happened to really like at the time.
Oh wait, he did.
I hate Shattered Sponge, cause it took me ages to figure out where Esper went
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well I hate Jockstraps, wear Boxers
Timosity doesn't even have a proper name. And he's slow.
Jackstrap pisses me off because he accuses me of whetting his goddamn freakin' pants. He doesn't even wear pants!
...and just because I want to: Timosity goes for a shitty AFL team ^_^
i dislike jockstrap because he confuses me by writing "woozel wozzel" as his personal text..
i don't like kinoko because she's faster than me. and additonally because she can't spell jockstrap
I hate Petter Ljunq... Andail for being more handsome than me...
I hate Farlander for thinkin his smurf signature is better/faster than my guy-on-fire.
Plus he called HX 'Andail'. Who is this Andail of whom you speak?
veryweirdguy is a stupid whinger, and scottish!
Boyd doesn't know how to spell, and he seems to dislike Scottish people, despite all that they've done for us.
Dart shouldn't use the term "wigger".Ã, It's offensive to all the wiggers out there.Ã, ;)
...and she's standing up for guys who wear skirts!
*Sully covers his bottom half so people don't see his skirt.
Next! Come on! HURT ME! MAKE ME CRY!
I hate stupid n00bs who jump in on a topic just to look like they know what's going on.
And the dutch.
WTF? o_O
This is the greatest ingredient for a flamewar ev4r!!!!!!
P.S.
I don't like Mr. Hyde because his avatar scares me. :o
BOYD is a lifeless lump of mass that somehow finds the only energy in his excuse of a body to moan and complain on a channel full of nerds.
he... actually Steven Edward's post has been quite funny... ;D
Farlander doesn't seem to understand how this thread is supposed to work
Neither does LGM.
Which I'm sure is all SSH's fault.
I hate the way Farlander thinks something is funny just because it contradicts itself.
If I say I hate Rhinos, and then Farlander says, "Look! A Rhino!", Then I say, "Oh yippee, they're so cool!"
Is that funny?
P.S. Oh yeah, and Stevie Ed's post was quite funny...
EDIT: I hate the way I jump in and critisze someone who posted 3 postss away from me...
EDITEDIT: I hate the way I make fun of someone and then don't even include a smiley...
EDITEDITEDIT: I hate the way no-one will take this topic seriously...
EDITEDITEDITEDIT: I hate the way I keep editing this post just to include something that will annoy most people I know...
EDITEDITEDITEDITEDIT: I hate the way I put 3 dots after everything...
ShatteredSponge thinks I'm always trying to avoid him or something.
(But unlike you bastards, he remembered my birthday, and got me a present)
EDIT: Oh, shit. Okay. Zor. Well, I don't know much about Zor, to be honest. I hate that I don't know much about him.
Holy crap. I posted my BOYD crit when he was the last person who posted. That's crazy crap.
Oh, and Cale smells.
I hate LGM! I hate all constipated people, and love to discriminate against them.
More Critisism! MORE!!!
Man, Cale. I hate you! You can't even spell Criticism!
Cale needs to lay off the angel dust.
LGM looks like Andy Penis! And he smells! And he WON'T give me my lines for By the Sword! SLACKER!
Oh, and LGM smells.
I hate Terranrich because all his poser faces look like John Malkovich....And becuase he uses Poser in the first place...
Dammit! I changed a bunch of the faces because of comments like that!
GAH!
Squinky's avatar is old and has been used for a long time. And he's useless! :P
And what is wrong with Poser? I use NO default Poser figures!
I hate Terran because one of his poser faces looks like Tilc from SG1. Also because he made me try to spell Tilc.
I hate Yufster because of the number of inactive Hotspots in Beyond Reality
Quote from: Peter Thomas on Thu 13/05/2004 08:14:29
Quotestory if me move
I hate how Hillbilly can't spell.
It's an... uh... accent.
I dislike SSH because he is one mean scripter. Why can't he be a nice one?
I hate HillBilly because he hasn't finished Wayne Phew yet.
I hate the way Petteri's avatar keeps staring at me. Everywhere I go, everywhere I look it keeps flashing it's wide eyes at me, as if saying "you cannot esacpe my piercing gaze of doom!!!1" ;)
I hate Raggit for still not having an avatar!
Just continue hating me Pettri, I have put that game on hold and I'm making a shorter one. I just don't have the time right now.
I hate how the norwegian who just posted mocks my heritage with his name!
*drinks some moonshine*
I hate kingsized for spelling boomshine wrong. I also hate how he taunts me with his horrible toasted bread which I cannot have and I'm hungry now because I haven't eated in a long while and...
I hate how Haddas spelled Boomstick wrong.
I hate you for not seeing that I misspelled "eaten" in my post
And I hate you for that!
hillbilly sucks cock, and has a better avatar than me. I hate that
I hate OSC for being rude.
I hate you for not having anything to hate... Except that..
I hate HillBilly for having a name that reminds me of an old man running around to strange banjo music. Oh, and he uses more than one full stop a lot ...
I hate Scuthbert for making me do work on the Assassination Awards thingy, and then he cancelled it and then I deleted the file and then he sent me a PM saying if I could continue work on it, which I can't unless I know how to get stuff that were previously deleted, which I don't know how to... :(
edit: Oh, and just try to guess the name now... :P
I don't know what Ultimo's forum name means, and it's pissing me off!!!
I hate your fucking wacom.
I hate Yufster's constant dropping of the 'F' bomb.
I hate Yufster cause she just raped me with a plank of wood in #ags... :'(
edit: OH FUCK LGM!
I hate LGM because he posted at the exact same time as me... >:(
I hate Ultimo because I wan't in #ags when it happened. To MIRC!!!
I hate releasethefrogs because he's made me swear so many times. Bastard.
I hate all of you for participating in this stupid thread.
I hope it get locked after my post.
I hate you because I want you but I can't have you.
Yufster is either wearing a purple turbin or has purple hair. Both are strictly fashion no-no's. I shun you from the world of style and fashion.
I hate TikkiTikkiMan because he can't tell the difference between a drawing and a picture... :P
I hate Os à šltimo Quão Queijo ^_^ because he obviously doesn't know that a drawing and a picture can be the same thing, where I think he meant drawing or PHOTOGRAPH.
I hate Pete for correcting me... YOU BASTARD!!! :o
I hate Ultimo because he thinks he's better than Peter Thomas just because he has a father and Peter doesn't.
I hate LGM for eating my father.
I hate Peter Thomas because I think he's Australian, and there's something about Australians that just pisses me off.
I hate impossibility to spell "shbazjinkens" and people married to burned CD of Blender.
I hate someone who have time to make ever-changing animated rogers as his avatar.
I hate Gilbot for his bloodthirsty and murderous tendencies.
And also for saying "KILL" an astounding (and redundant) three times under his avatar. " *MAIM* *BUTCHER* *DESTROY*" sounds much better.
i can't stand gilbot because he's a robot programmed to kill, just like in the movie Chopping Mall.Ã, :)
oh Dart, i don't like you because you'll probably be a character in a future Tony Hawk game. (which series i like even though i don't skateboard)
Dark-of-night is a silly nerdb0y for bringing up cheezy 80's horror movies.
LGM is fat, and his bob's quest art sucked
You had to go and use the fat card, eh?
That's it! I quit this bloody game!
P.S. Panda is a stupid mormon.
don't trust LGM, he's a big stupid liar!
Big stupid Mormon eh? I should have known you would have sunk so low
Boyd's avatar is retarded, and he looks like a date rapist
Panda sucks ass for not being a ninja & for not knowing what TRAPDOOR is. Stupid non ninja, trapdoor ignorant mormon
....eeerrrrrr.... :-\
It is obvious to me that Mr Hyde has obviously just posted in this manner so that he obviously can get slandered as he has some obvious sort of sado masocistic (spellging is not my fort)
tendancies - for this I feel, obviously, sorry and pity not hate and so I wish to declare my undying love insteadÃ, . . just kidding die sucka!!!!
(ps I love this girly, wallet I stole from the cheese man)
I hate Mr Frisby because he stole my wallet and now I have no wallet, but I do because I have this old pouch thingy to put money in, therefore it can technically be called a wallet, but in truth it isn't... :-[
I hate Os for not calling it a purse. Yes, definately Os.
Zor's use of the copyright symbol makes it appear that his name ought to be "Zorc" which is a blatant rip-off of one of the original adventure games, "Zork." Such plagiary should not be tolerated.
I love the yack and wish to smell his underpants.
I hate apocalyptic fairy because he can't think of a believable email address.
I think it's gotten to that "lock" point now...
I hate releasethefrogs because he keeps eating all the pixels.
i don't like the way i keep thinking i've sneezed on the screen when i see electricmonk's stupid avatar, it looks like a little melted plastic toy AND nosepoo!
I hate boyd and his stupid nosepoo naming antics...
how about i forcefeed you a nosepoo sandwich through your ear you ninkempoop!
I hate Boyd.
Oh wait, I mean, I hate Boyd because he insulted Cthulu.
Pete Sucks.
Las sucks.
Esseb and Las are bastards.
i think pesty is a big silly for not being able to spell despair
Quote from: Mr_Frisbyblah blah blah bwamp! queef! omfg... so I wish to declare my undying love insteadÃ, . . just kidding die sucka!!!!
What's new pussycat?Ã, I think Mr. Frisby should stop smoking so much cat nip. ;)
*Sully mows down Mr. Frisby and his litter with a pickup truck.
And Boyd... well, I actually just posted to criticise Mr. Frisby. :P
I hate Boyd because his signature OBVIOUSLY defies common sense. Not only because he's flying horizontally with less-than-sufficient-force, and not just because he has a rectangular head, and more than just the fact that as soon as he disappears of the LEFT side he re-appears on the RIGHT, but because....
...because...
..no, wait. I've covered it all.
EDIT: I hate Mr Hyde more, though, for interrupting me. You Dunder Head
I think Peter needs to get with it and live in the now because he called me a "dunder head"... who uses that anymore?Ã, Gee whiz golly shucks jinkeys...
Mr.hyde needs to stop getting electricutated.
I hate 333 and all other people who turned this trhead into a joke. It was intended to be serious-lite, with only a few silly jokes.
(http://www.t-gallery.com/funny/ffaces/images/20.gif)
Well, personally Barcik, I think you're a bit of a control freak.
LGM is a Goofball!
GOOFBALL! x 48
Just take a gasp at his avatar! Bwahaha!
hehe! ;)
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I hate Privateer Pudding because of his homoerotic name!
I hate Ben because of his homoerotic hypocrisy, with that avatar caption.
I'm not with content with Shazbinezzebenebekenzzer because he is not a moderator.. and not locking this ridiculous train wreck of whining miscreants!
And YOUR avatar caption is nothing LIKE his.
Oh and your caption is just SOOO original.
Seriously, this thread is a bandwidth eater. if you guys want to piss and moan at eachother, that's what #ags is for.
I know, I know. Boyd is there too, but what are you going to do?
No more back and forth posts, kids.
Fine.
(I love you, Evenwolf.)
I hate you all!
Haddas I don't like your blocks. I think they're kind of pointless? Also they move too fast. Also the color is not so good, because along with the flashy fast movement the light blue color makes me dizzy. So I think the blocks should go and maybe try something nicer like sunflower circles. Unless you are not a very sunny person are you because you just said that you hate everyone.
Gosh Relight, you suck at making insults.
I hate Barcik for subtely trying to create a war among the agsers and then attempting to redeem himself by wanting "real" criticism
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Dang! There was a whole other page of this stuff I did not notice! I hate you all!
Quote from: kingsized on Fri 14/05/2004 23:29:59
I know, I know. Boyd is there too, but what are you going to do?
just what the damn hell is that supposed to mean?
also,
Babloyi's avatar looks like he cut somebody's head in half, mirrored it, and then attached it to the other half to create some kind of strange baby looking symmetrical being, for this he should be punished, also he needs to pay more attention to what happens in this thread so as to avoid making himself look stupid, come on Babloyi, you're letting the side down!
I hate the fact that Boyd doesn't know what that means... :-\
I hate the fact that Os à šltimo Quão Queijo ^_^ doesn't explain what that means...
I hate the fact that we aren't supposed to be hating facts, but people.
I hate Green Man for not finishing Off the Side yet,
I hate Zor for having such an copyrigthed name. And he is probably one of those persons who have hair too.
Sorry barick, and hillbilly I hate you because you have as much har on your head as +++++++ jackson has on his dick
333 shouldn't be comparing people's heads to Jacko's pee-pee. (...that's just wrong...)
EDIT: Whoops... my bad... I musta pressed the submit button too many times...
Mr. Hyde should've learnt by now not to double-post.
Dart should realize that sometimes people make honest mistakes. :P
I hate most of you.
What I don't hate is locking threads, so I'm gonna do that.