In teh heat of the night, or girls ARE hard to get

[TheYak]

On another note, it makes me wonder how the toilets there are set up.  Is it merely a trough or are there urinals with no partitions?   I wonder because I was suspecting it was an utterly American thing to be self-concious about bathroom functions.  (Because I've heard various stories about how public bathrooms can be abroad)  My personal experiences with this have led me to be rather un-selfconcious.  While in the Marine Corps, one thing they love to do is give you a restroom with toilets lining a wall with no partition.  Once you've had someone else turn slightly to his left and ask if you're done with the sports section yet, that's about as unprivate as it gets, I suppose.

[Las Naranjas]

The trough is an important place of male bonding. It provides ample oppurtunity for friendly banter like "Looks like you've had a few" and provides a much more utilitarian place to talk than the mirror in the women's toilet.
Unfortunately many of the younger generations, left insecure by the images on television (and old men at the urinal) choose to hide themselves away, cut themselves of from their brothers by lurking in a cubicle to urinate.

That's not it man.

[Helm]

Oh man, CJ's line was actually amazing!

Another one you could try, would be: "I've made a habit of randomly selecting people at clubs and hitting on them, only to see the range of their responces. The ones that carry on with the usual social facade, be it either so as to get rid of me, or to state that they are interested in leaving with me, are spared. The ones that think it witty and all postmodern to dispense with such social games and come right out with it however, I ambush on their way home, move to a secure location, chop of their limbs, flay them, roast them, and then force them to eat the choice bits. Seeing how you've fared so far, I only have one question to ask: Would you like some fries with that?"

But you'd have to say this very very seriously, with no drunken slurring at all, and looking the other person straight in the eye.

I bet she would remember you in the morning.