The Goddam Moustache Challenge!!!!

[Andail]

I say, this thread is manlier than ten other manly threads!
It's so manly it managed to lure Helm out of his lair! With bathroom-pics! Double jackpot!

I guess that asking my mom makes me less man, no matter if I had moustache or not.

Quote of the week!

[[Cameron]]

I hate you all... because I have pissy facial hair, and even if it was thicker it would still be blonde, and that just never looks right.

[Stupot]

Awesome post...

Stache Pic in due course.

[Eggie]

I JUST shaved off my moustache.

It's coming back, though. Just you wait. Here's a little taste of what you'll be in for when it does:

[Nacho]

Telemachus Stravadopulous, the former president of Spain!

[The Ivy]

Last time I did this people said I looked like Frank Zappa.  :'(

[Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens]

Never fear, Petteri my friend, I have come to your rescue with the quick-gro handlebar mustache and matching goatee, courtesy of Helsinki Formula!

[Esseb]

I too would like to be a manly man, with a dashing 'tache designed to swoon all the ladies.

Here it is:


Impressive, yes?

[jetxl]

What about... sideburns.

[monkey0506]

Oh man do I ever have some manly burns...I was just bothered that it wasn't manly enough to compete with all these mustachioed men.

[Creed Malay]

Does a Lemmy count, or do I have to lose the chin-to-ear-connector bits?

[Tuomas]

Damnit, I'd so love to participate this one... But you know, I have to leave the room at least once a week. Also, I still don't have a camera. No moustache here. I tried once and it made me look like a kid in his puberty.

[Darth Mandarb]

I'm afraid I'll have to go the Esseb route since growing out my mustache will take some serious time (about 2 weeks) considering I just shaved this morning!

I will sport the 'stache proudly in my avatar though:



Look out ladies!!!  Darth is on the prowl!!

[Eggie]

Telemachus Stravadopulous, the former president of Spain!

I have to say, that's not the first former world leader that leapt to mind...

[voh]

Also, it's José María Aznar López, the former Prime Minister of Spain! 

Also, nice hitlerstache, Helm!

[Pesty]

I'm manlier than all ya'lls.

[Miez]

I'm manlier than all ya'lls.

Damn. You SO win...

[Domino]

Now I am hungry for these...

[LimpingFish]

In Soviet Union beard shaves you!



Also, this monitor webcam is banjaxed.

And yes, the food is nice at the asylum.

[Goldmund]

Hell and demons!
So many goddam fine entries!
Creed, your Lemmy eat babies and shits powder!!

But beardies, really!
Show some shame, conformists! You will NOT be on the offical exclusive moustAGS wallpaper.

Let me introduce a prize for the winner of the challenge:



Holly shit!!!! It's THE original Charles Bronson Moustache, to put in your profile's sig!! Man, I wish I had this beauty! But we'll let the voting decide.

I have at times attempted a more rural look just as an excuse to dirty my 'stache in wonderful soup and then lick the ends of it for the stale flavour. It is true the beard is always the excuse for the stache, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Friend, I'm so happy the sweat/piss/beer scent lured you to this thread!
You truly are one of stache-meisters!
And you are very right about licking your 'stache.
Notice, however, how convenient it is when you are stranded in the wilderness: all you need is a bowl of hot water. You dip your moustache in it for some time, and - voila! - here is a bowl of delicious broth, combining tastes of all delicacies you've eaten the whole last year!

GG - I will not forget these brave words, so you'd better prepare some stunning 'stache pic for us to savour!