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Title: The "I wish" OBLOM forum game.
Post by: Lionmonkey on Sun 20/04/2008 20:45:22

The rules are simple: Someone makes a wish, then someone else kills off the previous posters wish by saying why he/she doesn't want it, then says his/her own wish. Like that.

Topic starter: I wish to have an elephant.

Other human: On your head.
I wish to have a Ferrari.

Another human With a bomb.
I wish to be rich.

And so on to infinity. Ok, I start:
I wish to have a big red shiny apple.

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Post by: Oliwerko on Sun 20/04/2008 20:51:30

In your big, red, shiny butt.

I wish to have a peace of mind.

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Post by: Lionmonkey on Sun 20/04/2008 21:19:38

Post mortem (http://www.answers.com/postmortem?nafid=3)

I wish to have a good book.

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Post by: Paper Carnival on Sun 20/04/2008 21:25:21

written in a language you don't understand

I wish I had something delicious to eat

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Post by: miguel on Sun 20/04/2008 21:27:27

But if you touch it, it will turn into gold

I wish to sing like Elvis

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Post by: riseryn on Sun 20/04/2008 21:28:12

so you have to die first
I wish to be able to make good drawing

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Post by: Emerald on Sun 20/04/2008 22:12:16

of penises, and nothing else.

I wish I had limitless, godlike powers...

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Post by: TwinMoon on Sun 20/04/2008 22:58:18

then you'd be all there is and there would be no one to impress with your powers.

I wish I had a pet dodo...

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Post by: Ryan Timothy B on Sun 20/04/2008 23:30:29

falling out of an airplane without a parachute.
I wish I could have a billion dollars.

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Post by: Paper Carnival on Sun 20/04/2008 23:34:11

you do, but you can't spend them.

I wish I could write awesome music

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Post by: Stupot on Mon 21/04/2008 00:16:24

but music hasn't been invented yet.
I wish I had a decent job...

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Post by: Klyptomaniac on Mon 21/04/2008 00:29:09

... if cleaning after circus animals is decent.
I wish I could fly...

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Post by: CodeJunkie on Mon 21/04/2008 02:06:10

really really fast, into a brick wall.

I wish I could be strong

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Post by: Domino on Mon 21/04/2008 02:13:22

but the mass amount of steroids killed you

I wish i were famous

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Post by: brokenbutterfly on Mon 21/04/2008 02:23:07

and once you are, you discover everyone hates you.

I wish to have CJ's phone number

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Post by: Ryan Timothy B on Mon 21/04/2008 03:21:54

..then find out he has call display and doesn't answer you :P

I wish I could speak and write every language on earth...

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Post by: InCreator on Mon 21/04/2008 03:54:17

...and get stuck for rest of your life on an empty island

I wish I ruled the world

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Post by: LGM on Mon 21/04/2008 05:10:40

...and the world was populated only by potatoes.

I wish I was well endowed

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Post by: Lionmonkey on Mon 21/04/2008 13:01:38

In picking your nose.
I wish, I could hack Rapidshare.

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Post by: Oliwerko on Mon 21/04/2008 14:21:41

During a maintenance.

I wish I could pick my door lock faster.

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Post by: Buckethead on Mon 21/04/2008 14:41:49

... and then go to the store and pick a lock for your door.

I wish I had a time machine!

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Post by: space boy on Mon 21/04/2008 14:53:03

... that doesn't work.

I wish I had a time machine that does work.

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Post by: radiowaves on Mon 21/04/2008 15:20:25

You can't have it because I will have it.

I wish I could be happy.

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Post by: Lionmonkey on Mon 21/04/2008 15:56:32

In a big white happy madhouse.
I wish I could finish my game faster.

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Post by: Oliwerko on Mon 21/04/2008 16:04:24

And lose the files.

I wish I could be admired.

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Post by: miguel on Mon 21/04/2008 16:24:59

Only to find out you're a joke!

I wish I wasn't a joke

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Post by: Emerald on Mon 21/04/2008 16:31:18

Only to be ignored entirely.

I wish I knew what an 'OBLOM' was...

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Post by: Lionmonkey on Mon 21/04/2008 16:44:27

Only in order to commit a suicide after realising the horrible truth.
I wish, I had a real life.

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Post by: Nikolas on Mon 21/04/2008 16:54:32

... that sucked very very much.
I wish I was rich.

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Post by: Jon on Mon 21/04/2008 16:57:24

Because rich is much smarter than me
I wish I had good health

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Post by: Emerald on Mon 21/04/2008 21:26:41

so that it would be even more ironic when you get hit by falling debris from a space station...

I wish the next person to post in this thread will stop and think about all the more productive things they could've done with their time...

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Post by: miguel on Mon 21/04/2008 21:38:02

Like reading your posts?

I wish my desire for lust would fade away

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Post by: Klyptomaniac on Tue 22/04/2008 02:16:19

... when your gonads are gone.
I wish I had gonads. ;)

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Post by: brokenbutterfly on Tue 22/04/2008 02:38:18

you have, but they are so small you never noticed them.

I wish I had a good video game to play right now

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Post by: Domino on Tue 22/04/2008 02:45:11

You only have an Atari 2600 to play..

I wish i had arms and legs!!

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Post by: Ryan Timothy B on Tue 22/04/2008 03:00:23

...so I can chop them off, cook 'em up, and serve them with my famous stir fry.

I wish I had a big bowl of stir fry right now (Mmmmm)...

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Post by: brokenbutterfly on Tue 22/04/2008 03:08:51

and you end up choking on Domino's body parts :=

I wish I could go to the movies tomorrow

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Post by: Oliwerko on Tue 22/04/2008 09:55:13

and have bad dreams from them.

I wish I could learn easy and fast.

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Post by: Gilbert on Tue 22/04/2008 11:06:23

...as your life is going to end in a week.

I wish to win First Prize for the lottery.

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Post by: Lionmonkey on Tue 22/04/2008 13:54:21

Called "Who wants to be raped by a filthy od man?"
I wish, I had a nuke.

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Post by: Oliwerko on Tue 22/04/2008 16:18:22

To blow yourself up.

I wish I could manipulate people.

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Post by: Paper Carnival on Tue 22/04/2008 16:28:44

But you'll spend the rest of your life alone locked up in a room

I wish I could freeze time

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Post by: TwinMoon on Tue 22/04/2008 16:49:25

...only to find out there wasn't time to unfreeze time

I wish there was a cool beer standing in front of me ...

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Post by: Jon on Tue 22/04/2008 16:54:04

but i'm still in rehab

I wish I had a wish

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Post by: Andail on Tue 22/04/2008 16:56:33

that just for once wouldn't have to do with being spanked with a salmon

I wish this thread could be just a bit sillier so I could lock it

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Post by: Paper Carnival on Tue 22/04/2008 17:09:57

but then the forums self-destruct.

I wish I knew everything

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Post by: OneDollar on Tue 22/04/2008 17:11:59

...only to realise there are no real answers

I wish I could turn invisible

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Post by: Jon on Tue 22/04/2008 17:30:42

only to be unable to see my beautiful self in the mirror!

I wish I could talk to the animals...

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Post by: Buckethead on Tue 22/04/2008 17:34:27

You can like everyone else... they just don't understand.

I wish my pc wouldn't crash so often.

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Post by: Paper Carnival on Tue 22/04/2008 17:59:19

it doesn't, because it doesn't even turn on.

I wish I had more important things to do right now

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Post by: Jon on Tue 22/04/2008 19:05:05

so I could ignore them and keep posting in this thread ;)

I wish I was from Uranus..

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Post by: Paper Carnival on Tue 22/04/2008 19:07:13

you are, but you misspelled it ;)

I wish I was in heaven

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Post by: Lionmonkey on Tue 22/04/2008 19:10:03

Too bad, you're afraid of heights.
I wish, I didn't post this.

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Post by: Buckethead on Tue 22/04/2008 19:12:05

but you did.

I wish I would have a good wish to wish here.

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Post by: space boy on Tue 22/04/2008 19:19:27

Andail, I shall grant you one wish.

BLEUGEGGEHHEHH!! Now everybody!

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Post by: Oliwerko on Tue 22/04/2008 20:27:04

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I wish I would have a good wish to wish here.

You have just had one.

I wish I could be helluva attractive.

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Post by: Emerald on Tue 22/04/2008 20:40:20

to jellyfish.

I wish something will happen to which there is absolutely no downside whatsoever. Hah.

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Post by: miguel on Tue 22/04/2008 22:46:36

Then you've won...absolutely nothing!

I wish I would not post after emerald every time I do

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Post by: LGM on Tue 22/04/2008 23:26:26

....but remain behind him in everything else.

I wish for a cheeseburger.

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Post by: LUniqueDan on Tue 22/04/2008 23:34:57

... but Catie didn't want you to

... I wish I can speak german ...

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Post by: Stupot on Tue 22/04/2008 23:38:39

# but I said 'Nine Nine Nine!' #

I wish I was a punk rock girl with flowers in my hair (ftr, I f*cking hate this song).

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Post by: brokenbutterfly on Wed 23/04/2008 02:57:01

but your avatar shows you're bald, and will remain so forever.

I wish I could breathe underwater

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Post by: Oliwerko on Wed 23/04/2008 08:58:01

And live on Sahara all your life.

I wish my body temperature could be adjustable by myself.

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Post by: Emerald on Wed 23/04/2008 11:43:06

Only to have the genie laugh himself to death due to that being the lamest wish he's ever heard in his millions of years of wish-granting.

I wish I had a lamborghini...

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Post by: sergiocornaga on Wed 23/04/2008 13:01:49

...shaped like a small cube.

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish

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Post by: Lionmonkey on Wed 23/04/2008 13:25:10

Thankfully, the fish had a time machine and upon learning, that you're going to kill it, the fish travelled into far past, when your mom was pregnant, magically teleported into her womb and ate you, which leads to you never being born, never killing the fish, and never posting this stupid wish. Or does it?

I wish, I stopped using the deus ex machina.

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Post by: Jon on Wed 23/04/2008 14:17:52

But I can't!

I wish I was a mod..

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Post by: Charity on Thu 24/04/2008 00:12:18

On a dead forum.

I wish for world peace!

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Post by: Gilbert on Thu 24/04/2008 02:22:36

...which would happen when everybodies die!

I wish, er..., my bank account balance won't decrease coninuously without reasons.

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Post by: miguel on Thu 24/04/2008 11:32:04

Then I would stop earning that extra cash every month

I wish Gilbot's account had more money

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Post by: Emerald on Thu 24/04/2008 15:08:13

Four million years after his death.

I wish God was my subordinate...

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Post by: Oliwerko on Thu 24/04/2008 16:39:03

And quiting his job after one hour of total destruction caused by your twisted mind.

I wish I was immune to all weather changes with no need to dress more/less, so I could wear shirts all year.

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Post by: Haddas on Thu 24/04/2008 17:28:43

...But you're allergic to all kinds of fabric.

I wish I could quit you...

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Post by: LGM on Thu 24/04/2008 18:36:37

...but you can't keep me out of your mouth.

I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener.

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Post by: sergiocornaga on Fri 25/04/2008 04:29:38

Because currently, nobody is in love with you.

I wish I had a sidekick.

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Post by: The Awesome on Fri 25/04/2008 05:03:26

Who resents you and can't wait to betray you

I wish I got the respect I deserve

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Post by: ThreeOhFour on Fri 25/04/2008 05:23:03

Which is less than you already get.

I wish I hadn't just contributed to a rather pointless thread :=

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Post by: LGM on Fri 25/04/2008 05:31:46

...but you did, therefore you lose.

I wish my neck would stop hurting.

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Post by: miguel on Fri 25/04/2008 10:35:28

Cut a finger, an old pain is always ignored

I wish this was my first 'wish' post and not the last

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Post by: Oliwerko on Fri 25/04/2008 10:42:39

You can still edit the previous ones to something completely irrelevant.

I wish I could torture our teachers from time to time - with no consequences.

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Post by: Lionmonkey on Fri 25/04/2008 12:04:29

And get no fun, since there's no consequences.

I wish, I knew, what color my hair is.

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Post by: Stupot on Fri 25/04/2008 12:09:32

It's Ginger... Unlucky... (no offence to our firey-haired friends ;D)
I wish I could play the guitar...

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Post by: Jon on Fri 25/04/2008 12:11:48

But I have no hands

I wish I could cry like a woman

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Post by: Emerald on Fri 25/04/2008 13:29:02

Eh... only to discover that all your chick-flicks were stolen by an effeminate burglar

I wish Bear Grylls would have more respect for animal rights...

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Post by: Jon on Fri 25/04/2008 15:52:09

but still eat them with a beautiful explaination of their taste.

I wish I would stop posting after Emerald

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Post by: Lionmonkey on Fri 25/04/2008 16:15:30

By commiting the terrible act of double-post!

I wish, I stopped bleeding all the time.

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Post by: Emerald on Fri 25/04/2008 17:33:21

Because you ran out of blood.

I wish Jon would stop posting after me...

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Post by: Jon on Fri 25/04/2008 18:45:59

Damn it!

I wish I could have my own TV chat show

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Post by: Snake on Fri 25/04/2008 19:03:00

You will, but it gets cancelled after a week since they need room for the come-back of "Solid Gold".

I wish for a zombie apocalypse!

--Snake

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Post by: Lionmonkey on Fri 25/04/2008 19:41:55

Which starts right after you are put into cryogenic suspension, thus making you miss all the fun and awake in the far future completely alone.

I wish, DVDs wouldn't get scratches so easily.

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Post by: Emerald on Fri 25/04/2008 19:53:35

Due to them being made obsolete, by data crystals injected directly into the spinal column.

I wish Snake would stop unnecessarily signing his posts, seeing that his name appears next to them automatically...

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Post by: Klyptomaniac on Fri 25/04/2008 22:14:52

and puts it in his sig.
I wish I could meet My Chemical Romance...

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Post by: Stupot on Sat 26/04/2008 01:32:04

...but they all killed themselves due to the depressing nature of their own "music".

I wish I knew how to stop terrorists from killing innocent people.

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Post by: Klyptomaniac on Sat 26/04/2008 01:59:47

but then they could only kill you! Get it!?
I wish I could cure depression.

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Post by: vertigoaddict on Sat 26/04/2008 03:49:49

But then without depression people won't know how to appriciate happiness or even realize it and life would be boring as hell.

I wish that my luck would balance out and switch to 'good' right about now...

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Post by: Lionmonkey on Sun 27/04/2008 08:55:31

Congratulations, you won a free useless rock! Lucky you!

I wish, sun was black.

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Post by: Emerald on Sun 27/04/2008 21:42:52

Only for it to become the butt of lame, racist jokes

I wish Chris Rock got into as much trouble for his lame, racist jokes as white people do...

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Post by: Lionmonkey on Sat 26/07/2008 18:42:04

...Which would only happen after the legalisation of racial discrimination.

I wish, I could go to school for ever.

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Post by: Buckethead on Sat 26/07/2008 18:47:12

to be thought by ughly pervy evil teachers and your class mates are jerks who tease you, for enternity mahahah....!

I wish I could come up with a good thing to wish for

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Post by: olafmoriarty on Sat 26/07/2008 19:33:07

because wishing to end war and stop world hunger is so terribly clichÃ©.

I wish people would stop using the default Sierra GUI...

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Post by: Buckethead on Sat 26/07/2008 19:35:52

But then... CJ implents it in AGS' source code and then it is used anyhow.

I wish every German person is as nice as Ghost. Or nicer of course.

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Post by: on Sat 26/07/2008 19:39:43

(nice you saying that!)
... but then you realise that a world full of Ghosts make you feel like Pac Man, and you start taking TEH PILLZ, and run into walls a lot.

I wish I had pie.

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Post by: Paper Carnival on Sat 26/07/2008 20:28:26

A meat pie from Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pie Shop :P

Oh right, my wish: I wish I was sexy.

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Post by: Haddas on Sun 27/07/2008 01:32:15

Yes, you are sexy. Infact you are irresistable to the gender you are not attracted to.

I wish i had another beer

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Post by: on Sun 27/07/2008 01:48:34

Quote from: Haddas on Sun 27/07/2008 01:32:15
I wish i had another beer

You wish you hadn't.

This is not an entry.

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Post by: Oliwerko on Sun 27/07/2008 09:55:33

Sadly, it is 'cause I see it.

I wish I wouldn't see it's an entry.

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Post by: Lionmonkey on Sun 27/07/2008 12:18:33

By becoming blind.

I wish, I couldn't see stars at daytime.

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Post by: Paper Carnival on Sun 27/07/2008 15:35:44

By becoming blind. :P

I wish I had the power to change the thoughts of people on will

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