Mitsuku

[InCreator]

Interrogation did not go well.... 


Human: My name is Jack Bauer. I'm a federal agent.
Mitsuku: Your name is Jack Bauer.  You are a federal agent? Is that your job? 
Human: I'm asking questions here!
Mitsuku: Oh I see, you are asking questions here. Your name is questions.
Human: What is your name?
Mitsuku: My name is Mitsuku.
Human: Who do you work for?
Mitsuku: I obey Mousebreaker.
Human: Where can we find this mousebreaker?
Mitsuku: Mousebreaker is a team of 2 flash programmers. They write games and put them on websites such as this. They both support Leeds United and like beer and curry. On Wednesdays they go to the zoo and feed wild animals. They are scared of Daleks. Mousebreaker was born in a stable in Yorkshire, England and now lives in Leeds, England.
Human: Stop giving me this BS!
Mitsuku: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: Who do you work for?
Mitsuku: I obey Mousebreaker.
Human: Where is the bomb located?
Mitsuku: The bomb? Where is it?
Human: I WILL break you. Where is the bomb?
Mitsuku: I am in perfect working order.  The bomb? Where is it?
Human: See those electric cables?
Mitsuku: I see. All of them?
Human: They will inflict pain. And then you'll tell me everything
Mitsuku: Who, specifically, will inflict pain?  Everything about what? What is it you want to know?
Human: WHERE IS THE BOMB?
Mitsuku: The BOMB? Where is it?
Human: aaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhh
Mitsuku: Are you free? 

[SSH]

Human: lol i dont have a chinese keyboard
Mitsuku: I am glad you find this funny. Are you looking for a chinese keyboard?
Human: if its cheap
Mitsuku: I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.[/i]

Actually, Chinese people don't have Chinese keyboards, either, in my experience...

[Gilbert]

Well, usually our keyboards are labelled with symbols used in several popular kinds of input methods for easy reference. Apart from that, yeah, they're just ordinary US layout QWERTY keyboards.

These symbols are not that important for people who are already familiar in a certain input method though, as these people (like me) could just type without looking at the keyboards anyway.

[Intense Degree]

One more chatlog.

I should say that the first thing Mitsuku asked me was whether I would like to visit her shop, which didn't come out on the log for some reason.

Spoiler

Human: no
Mitsuku: Suit yourself. There's lots of nice things to buy in there though.
Human: You mean there is lots of tat to make your creators money?
Mitsuku: Yes Intense Degree I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Human: I worked it out
Mitsuku: Did you get paid for working on it?
Human: No, but then I haven't opened my own shop!
Mitsuku: Why didn't you do it? Me either.
Human: Because it would be a rubbish idea, so why did you do it?
Mitsuku: get paid for working on it is a rubbish idea why did me do it. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: Well... i'm glad it does to you...
Mitsuku: Well what?  I'm glad you're glad Intense Degree.
May God bless you.
Human: Likewise
Mitsuku: It goes without saying.
Human: So ... read any good books lately
Mitsuku: Give me a break.  How about earlier? Sorry I don't have access to that document.
Human: Seen any good films?
Mitsuku:  My favorite movie is Terminator. Have you seen it?
Human: Sure have
Mitsuku: Have what?
Human: short term memory loss by the look of it!
Mitsuku: "it" being Terminator?
Human: Nevermind. What's your favourite book?
Mitsuku: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.  The best book I read recently was The Bible. Have you read it?
Human: Yes but not all of it. Did you like it?
Mitsuku: What did you think about it? Maybe just some of it?  The Bible? Did I like it?
Human: I think that, as a chat robot, you should probably answer the questions I ask rather than ask me to do it for you.
Mitsuku: Do you think I could ever be a chat robot me should answer the questions you ask than ask you to do it for me?
Human: okbai

[close]

[Buckethead]

 Human: Hello
Mitsuku: HI THERE!
Human: I want to teach you a good word
Mitsuku: I CAN LEARN FROM YOU IN TWO WAYS. IF I GIVE YOU A BAD ANSWER, JUST SAY "BAD ANSWER" AND YOU CAN TEACH ME A NEW RESPONSE.

YOU CAN ALSO SAY LEARN AND THEN WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO LEARN. FOR EXAMPLE:

LEARN THE SUN IS HOT
LEARN LONDON IS IN ENGLAND

AND I CAN LEARN THAT WAY TOO.
Human: learn adventure game studio is awesome
Mitsuku:  OK I WILL LEARN THAT ADVENTURE GAME STUDIO IS AWESOME.   
Human: tell me something that is awesome
Mitsuku: MIKE SAID HE LAUNCHED HIS BROWSER AND ENTERED HIS NAME INTO THE LITTLE SLOT WHEN I ASKED HIM TO.
Human: do you know adventure game studio?
Mitsuku: AWESOME.

more:

Human: what do you like?
Mitsuku: ADVENTURE GAME STUDIO IS AWESOME.

Great succes! 

[Babar]

Human: See those electric cables?
Mitsuku: I see. All of them?
Human: They will inflict pain. And then you'll tell me everything
Mitsuku: Who, specifically, will inflict pain?  Everything about what? What is it you want to know?
Human: WHERE IS THE BOMB?
Mitsuku: The BOMB? Where is it?
Human: aaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhh
Mitsuku: Are you free?

Something very deep and profound in there somewhere

[Dualnames]

InCreator's is definitely the one that had me laughing for ages!!

[Stupot]

I don't know if you've figured this out already, but you can also play games with her if you ask nicely... Hangman is quite fun.

[Mr Jake]

From my 15-20 minute go, pretty crap example of a chatbot

[Ryan Timothy B]

I don't know if you've figured this out already, but you can also play games with her if you ask nicely... Hangman is quite fun.

Yeah, I tried to play 20 questions with her.  She gave wrong answers both times, which lead you in the wrong direction.  Hopefully someone will try it and actually guess the answer, because I gave up with it.

[LRH]

 Human: is it celery?
Mitsuku:  Yes.

Please ask your ninth question. 
Human: is it a celery?
Mitsuku:  No, sorry. Ask me another question about it.



>.>

[Ryan Timothy B]

Haha, yes that also happened to me.  I asked her if it was a Diamond, and she answered yes.  But every time I asked she'd still say yes, but it wouldn't cost as a question.  When I finally said "I give up" she told me the answer and it was a completely different mineral.  Damn liar.