its not very fair, i got kicked form tomds party for camping, i mean being drunk and it sux0rz. i only had like 7 pints and obviously i wasnt drunk, but heb saud i was drunk
whats wroong with drunk anywi mean why makme alcoholic drinks , if drunk is wringggggggggggggggg
its obvious im ont fdrunkjz0rz
i love oyu
-OSC
right... don't post on the forums when drunk
Damn lightweights.. 7? blah! come to my rugby club one day
I've done my best posting on this forum when drunk, and even then, i was still able to type correctly.
I don't think OSC is even drunk.
Are you drunk? ::)
not yet. he he he ;D
Wow . . that's pretty drunk - and incomprehendable coz it's about 9:30 am where I am.
Dont barf too much OSC.
I edit this reply to say - next time I start a topic I will do it when shmikkled - this has the quickest responce rate to any topic i've seen in eons!!
Almost as funny as drunk m0ds.
Alcohol is the devil's liquid ...
~ d
* dm downs another Rolling Rock
I was drunk earlier, but I've sobered up now. I got hot legs too. ^_^
drunk= bad
psilocybin = education
alcoholism = wimp
C.
ps. if you know what psilocybin is, and you think I'm wrong or I'm some sort of fuck-up, well then prove it
p.s.s if you think I dont know about alcoholism , Hmm, it must be nice to be young
c.leksutin, is your Avatar Agent 47 from Hitman?
that guy is so freakin cool.
yes.
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damn, i just came from "out" and i'm still a lil dizzy, but i'm chillin now.
Just wanted to say I almost know what you mean...OSC..
he can't REALLY be drunk, right? No one EVER spells that bad when they're drunk..... do they??
I dunno..... maybe you do when you've got a hangover the morning after, but I've certainly never spelled badly while drunk.
OSC is a minor. He WHISHED he was drunk.
Be a man at night AND in the morning.
BEER, IT MAKES ME THINK I'M A MAN!
He's definitely making it up. It seems like his spelling gets worse towards the end of the email. Almost like he realized that his post wasn't "drunk-like" enough.
I've never posted drunk or talked on IRC while drunk, but I've woken up in some weird places after long nights of drinking.
- I once woke up in the driver's seat of my car in a 7' ditch in some backwoods in Ossippee, NH. (Actually, Ossippee is pretty much all backwoods.)
- I once woke up in some meat locker in the summer with snow pants, a full winter jacket, and a ski mask. Some of my more sober friends remembered me saying something about being extremely hot, then leaving suddenly. I don't know how I got in there without anyone seeing me.
- On a plane coming from Miami. I woke up with a searing pain in my ass, which was, apparently, a fresh tattoo. I also found that all my money was gone, I had a new watch, a video camera, and a straw hat. I guess I had a fun time, but I never found out how I got there, or what I did there. That one will remain a mystery.
- I woke up in jail.
- I woke up with a new dog.
You woke-up in jail??!
rookie!
C.
Ah tat eh? Of what? Hopefully a bluecup. Soon as I'm old enough I'm getting a bluecup tattoo.
I wish I was cool enough to get drunk and post on an internet forum about it.
Imagine the bragging rights. Talk about living life to it's fullest.
OSC, you loser!
I'm drunk rite now, and you don't see 1 singl spelling mistake! Not a one! Damn kids an dthere need to be cool.
A rookie is all I'd ever care to be.
wow.
'wow'? One word is all you can imagine? The damned hells is wrong with you? You coulnd't think of anything else to say, so yous tick wih wow, and think you'll be loved and accepted by us? Well, we hate you (we being my and my lint nall). We hate you, and find you crap.
BruisedWeasel . .uh, is everything all right at home??
Your wierding me out man . .I mean, seriously .
00jon00 don't worry about that, i'm sure Bruised didn't mean anything by what was said . .but, by the way - What kind of a @#%^ing name is 00jon00 anyway!!
.
Wow you are not undead - I thort for sure you were a gonner.
You must try harder next time -
Here is a tip ;
last time I was in Nimbon I saw a t-shirt that said :
" The liver is evil and must be punnished "
Hope this helps on further endevours.
(Evil, I am not proposing that you are a liver)
well, last night i saw a t-shirt saying "dont mess with me or i'll set my flying mokeys on you"
hell was i scared
-OSc
General Discussion
Serious and silly threads are fine, stupid threads are not :p
Aww nuts, is this discussion in danger of being moderated?
i'd say this is a silly thread, its not like people are getting annoyed by it.
on a lighter note, ive now finished the town scene for GuardDuty ;)
-OSC
Good for you man this game looks sweet.
Quote from: OSC on Sun 28/03/2004 11:27:32
i'd say this is a silly thread, its not like people are getting annoyed by it.
At the risk of being pedantic, and becoming overly unpopular with my definitions, annoying doesn't necessarily constitute stupid. It is partially sufficient, yes, though not necessary.
A more
accurate definition would be a thread that is marked by a lack of intelligence, care or understanding.
I think this thread encompasses the above quite well, thus a need for moderation.
OSC:A little song about you being drunk.....
*sings* congratulation, and fabrication laa dee dahhh, laa laa laaaa
Maybe some photos of you downing a pint.....
Also what did you drink 7 pints of fizzy pop.....
7 pints would get most well pissed and the last thing on there minds is posting on the forum.......(more like being sick,pissing up a wall,singing out of tune in a street,starting a fight with the bigest bloke in the pub and kissing your mates.)
fOz...
ps i have`nt drunk for months......i probaly be pissed after 3 pints.
i dont really mind, if the mods feel it neccasary then they can mod it. Its not my call.
-OSC
*edit* 7 pints? shattered? wow i feel honered. I really didnt think that was very much, and as for the forums... i live here, how can i possibly not post, you are my people...
*sings* we are we are, the kids of the nation , hope i got theeeee wu wu wu wuoooords rite
*leaves*
It is curious hw different people behave... If I get drunk, the lat thing that would happen thru my mind would be switching my comp on and posting it...
Farlander: ditto..
Eating kebabs.....normally first..
i didnt have to switch the pc on, nor did i have to sign into my btnet account, cus the pc was on standby. i was expecting to get kicked outta the party strait away because it was a gatecrash.
but i didnt!
-OSc
Awww, it's always cute to see how proud someone is the first time they get drunk.
However, imagine the chaos that would ensue here if everyone posted a thread every time they got pissed; why, we'd not have time to discuss anything else.
Anyway, one word of wisdom: chilli vodka is bad, mmm'kay.
:P
Quote from: Pumaman on Sun 28/03/2004 14:01:49
However, imagine the chaos that would ensue here if everyone posted a thread every time they got pissed; why, we'd not have time to discuss anything else.
i disergee and heer's wh4y;
wehn u geet drnuk coversetaion flow s more fuilidly, its like i say to my frend rick the othre day wehn we we redrunk. i sayws teh watyh rhbs twamd 2um=- t:-[z ow12 3q klndsZkm sezeierwai erfweq;ifonwne ozba gUBRBEWL ;KLJESKLNSZNMV OH WERJKLEWHatyouwanfgihtme?????/? i take yo u on!!!!!!1 i taqek uyo all on!!!!11@12213
I FEEL OUT OFF MY CHIAR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
etc, etc, etc...
Quote from: DGMacphee on Sun 28/03/2004 14:21:19
Quote from: Pumaman on Sun 28/03/2004 14:01:49
However, imagine the chaos that would ensue here if everyone posted a thread every time they got pissed; why, we'd not have time to discuss anything else.
i disergee and heer's wh4y;
wehn you geet drnuk coversetaion flow s more fuilidly, its like i say to my frend rick the othre day wehn we we redrunk. i sayws teh watyh rhbs twamd 2um=- t:-[z ow12 3q klndsZkm sezeierwai erfweq;ifonwne ozba gUBRBEWL ;KLJESKLNSZNMV OH WERJKLEWHatyouwanfgihtme?????/? i take yo you on!!!!!!1 i taqek uyo all on!!!!11@12213
I FEEL OUT OFF MY CHIAR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
etc, etc, etc...
Last posts matches terrific with the new avatar...
MrColossal - if you don't recommend getting drunk and posting on the forums, what's your view on getting RIPPED and then posting...??? I mean some people get all "Creative" and such while under the influence of sibannac, and this is usually positive in the light of Adventure Game Production. What do you think??
Quote from: Pumaman on Sun 28/03/2004 14:01:49
Awww, it's always cute to see how proud someone is the first time they get drunk.
However, imagine the chaos that would ensue here if everyone posted a thread every time they got pissed; why, we'd not have time to discuss anything else.
Anyway, one word of wisdom: chilli vodka is bad, mmm'kay.
:P
ohh im not going to mock the great, but i'll just let you know its not the first time ive got pissed. Obviously im not as experienced as most of you guys, at the age 15. But im not adzactly a newcomer to the alcaholic beverage called lager. Yes LAGER!
but wasnt it a great convasation topic, the "mock the drunk" thread
-OSC
but Cj's got a point, i did sound kinda cute... ladies?
And not everyone sobers up 10 minutes after getting drunk.
Tell me more of this magical drink "larger"
-MillsJROSS
OSC: At least in my case, I never drunk so much as when I was 15.
mill, lager:
(http://www.urban75.org/useless/images/lager.jpg)
and everyone should know its spealt lager ;)
-OSC
QuoteFarlander: bla bla never drank when i was 15 bla bla
mwahaha...
then you must be not from around here..
errrm... and you are not.
*leaves*
edit: i added the quote but didnt feel like copy pasting so i wrote from my long term memory...
Being drunk at 15 is silly. It's just setting yourself up to become an alcoholic.
YES - I KNOW THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY TRUE...
but you're body gets accustomed to alcohol. To start training it from the day your 15 means that by the time your 75 you'll be drinking your bodyweight in vodka to get pissed... (note: also a prime example of exaggeration, although with a serious element of truth in it)
When i was 15 a 1 litre bottle of woodpecker done the job.......
Or a couple of cans of super tenants(the stuff tramps drink....well strong)...
Drink 7 pints of guiness after 5 you feel sober on the 6th it hits ya....
...Takes a while to soak in....
Lager just makes you piss a lot......
im an occasional drinker, no heavyweight. But recently a loadda my mates have been having parties, like 3 in the last month. So ive had a bit of drink at them.
But seriously, i know people, lots of people who get absolutly hammered, sometimes "white assed" every friday.
and they're all manic depressants....
ok
point proven
-OSC
*edit* this issue has been such a problem in my town that they have enforced a new law. Its now illigal for under 21 year old's to buy alcahol on friday of saturday nights. Because they have been buying it for the youngens.
Being drunk at 15 is really really bad man, you should be ashamed of your self, what will your mother think. Wait until your at least 16 like I did - please!!
Peter Thomas, as valid as I find your comment, I think the phrase "get real" springs to mind. And I don't mean that in an offensive way, at all.
Someone said that by removing the "taboo" that adults set around things like drinking etc, makes younger people do it, try it etc.
I can't be bothered to go into the full details, but a 15 year old drinking may be shocking, but round here we have 10 year olds who drink and smoke - the world is fucking up, and the biggest factor to this IMHO is the internet.
m0ds
I'm a bad speller when I'm drunk. I frequently misspell words, but I still correct them before posting.
I don't know... getting drunk isn't as fun as it used to be... I think I'm finally getting to the point where knowing that I'm 21 isn't all it's cracked up to be. I'm tired of paying for it in the morning (feeling like shit), and I've done some stupid shit that I really regret while intoxicated. Not to mention it becomes quite costly after a while (and if I continue to do it, it's going to get me in trouble with money). I guess I've just about got it all out of my system.
I don't even really know if I really enjoyed getting drunk in the first place... I enjoyed the way it made me feel (less inhibited). I guess I also enjoyed the company (friends or strangers), or the activities (watching the band, singing karaoke, shooting pool). But like I said, I'm sick of paying for it in the morning. Going to work with a hangover is a bitch... I don't want to do anything because I ache, I smell bad, not to mention what going on inside my stomach.
Quote from: Krynge on Sun 28/03/2004 15:03:03
MrColossal - if you don't recommend getting drunk and posting on the forums, what's your view on getting RIPPED and then posting...??? I mean some people get all "Creative" and such while under the influence of sibannac, and this is usually positive in the light of Adventure Game Production. What do you think??
I honestly haven't the faintest idea what you're trying to ask me... Should people be able to post if their high? Um... Yes? No? I don't care? People can post when their hungry and people can post when their naked [I used to post a lot while I was naked in fact, I was probably the most naked AGSer].
the reason I say "Don't post on the forums drunk" is because do you know how many times someone has posted something stupid or repeatedly posted "penish" over and over again and then said "Whoops, sorry I was drunk haha silly me!"?
So let me rephrase, be careful what you post while drunk and I personally would rather you just stayed away from the forums if you're sloppy assed drunk but whatever, moving on
Quote from: Peter Thomas on Sun 28/03/2004 22:28:48
Being drunk at 15 is silly. It's just setting yourself up to become an alcoholic.
YES - I KNOW THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY TRUE...
but you're body gets accustomed to alcohol. To start training it from the day your 15 means that by the time your 75 you'll be drinking your bodyweight in vodka to get pissed... (note: also a prime example of exaggeration, although with a serious element of truth in it)
In my country that's not silly... it's just... usual/common.
And I consider it quite logical...
Vomiting 3 times in a night when you're 17 makes you consider if you want to be that kind of adult... It is a good idea to catch most of the haddocks you're going to catch during your life when you're young and have no driving license...
And come on... I am not saying I was an alcoholic, drunk every weekend... I just wanted to have some laughs, I drunk 3 or 4 whiskies during the whole night...
(There was also time for big records, like 17 shoots of licour in a row, wow!)
When are you going to drink if not when being 15-18 years old? When being 20-30, married and with a job? No... And I don't think I'm an exceptional example, actually, my former weekend-party mates do not go to party or drink, nowadays...
Maybe you feel "weak" ( Sorry, I can't find the correct English word, but It's not "weak", mate... ;)) and think that if you get used to alcohol when yu're too young, you're going to become an alcoholic, but I don't feel that, nor 90% of the people of my generation in my country.
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I don't mean to step on anybodie's toes here, but it doesn't matter what age you are, drinking isn't a good idea. And Mr. Liver doesn't think too highly of it either.
there are many things that people do that ruin their bodies tho raggit.
many people become addicted to endorphines while running and they basically destroy their bodies trying to get that runner's high.
apparently eating charred skin from a bbq will harm your body.
so i guess the question is this, it isn't a good idea for what? for a healthy body? some people don't see a healthy body and living till 102 as what they want out of life, fun always costs something and for some people fun costs brain cells or a healthy liver.
just don't post on the forums when you're having too much fun please
I might as well post this little joke. I have many drunk jokes, incase anyone wants me to post them too:
A good-OLE-boy staggered home late on New Years Eve after another evening with his drinking buddies. Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step in the darkened entryway.
As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing to suppress a yelp, he sprang up, pulled down his pants and examined his lacerated and bleeding cheeks in the mirror of a nearby darkened hallway, then managed to find a large full box of band aids before proceeding to place a patch as best he could on each place he saw blood. After hiding the now almost empty box, he managed to shuffle and stumble his way to bed.
Morning, he awakens with screaming pain in head and butt to find his wife staring at him from across the room, and hears her say: "You were drunk again last night!!!"
Forcing himself to ignore his agony, he looked meekly at her and replied: "Now Hon, why would you say such a mean thing?"
"Well," she said, "there is the front door left open, the glass at the bottom of the stairs, the drops of blood trailing through the house, and your bloodshot eyes but, mostly....
...it's all those band aids stuck on the downstairs mirror!"
I don't think kids ten years old drinking has anything to do with the world "today." I'm almost positive that as long as parents have been getting sloshed kids have also been having there fun. It's not a problem that just suddenly sprung up (if it's even a problem at all). I think that no matter how old you are, there should just be one guideline, drink responsibly. For instance, I like to go out and have fun with my friends and with alchohol. But I always keep tabs on how much I drink, and I've never forgotten a night. The trick is to know your limit between happy drunk and "I'm going to piss my pants drunk, but luckily I won't remember it in the morning." That applies universaly. Whether you're more apt to become drunk as an adult vs. a kid is up for debate. But I'd say if you can't have fun without alchohol or if you're getting drunk by yourself, you have problem no matter how old you are.
As to posting on the forums...I've done this several times, however, I tend to do it when I'm wound down, and am sobering up. Which means I've had my fun. However, if you're idea of fun is getting drunk and then going onto the forums for kicks right after you may have several problems (most of them social issues).
-MillsJROSS
I used to post when I was drunk all the time here. But I used to drink everynight back then...
ah those were the days.
Now I only do it on special occasions.
Quote from: MrColossal on Mon 29/03/2004 01:04:51
the reason I say "Don't post on the forums drunk" is because do you know how many times someone has posted something stupid or repeatedly posted "penish" over and over again and then said "Whoops, sorry I was drunk haha silly me!"?
The real reason is cause Eric doesn't want to eat Pirate Jack's balls again: http://www.agsforums.com/yabb/index.php?board=3;action=display;threadid=12539;start=msg150583#msg150583
I wouldn't want to either -- Pirates don't wash.
Having been on this forum for a while and studied my and other's alcohol-influenced ramblings, I've become sort of an expert in recognizing "true" or "pretended" drunkeness.
I think the basic rule is that you can spell pretty darn well until you're more or less stoned, but the tighter you get, the faster do you hit the "space" key, resulting in strange sentence-constructions rather than misspelling of simple words.
The clearest sign of pretending is that you try to imitate how drunkards speak while drunk in the text, like
"you sschtole my car, you...you...baschtard!!" Obviously, nobody would type like this while drunk.
However, another aspect must be taken into consideration, which is that the tighter you get, the more fun does it seem to pretend to be even drunker. In other words, just being little drunk can increase the tendency to purposefully appear even less eloquent and more leet.
This piece of unimportant fact was brought to you by Andail, 2004
i drink when im down, it lifts my spirits. Thats the only reason.
Im sorry for pissing people off, cant we just forget about this now.
:-\
-OSC
"Nothing like a depressent to chase the blues away!"
March 31, 2004. 4:19 a.m.
I'm drunk... so much for "trying to quit".
Alcohol isn't evil. You become loser, get more selfconfidence, funnier, and more tolerant.
Alcohol is adictive, but it't not like one drop will turn you into a junky. If you just drink a few beers in the weekend, there should be no problem. Enjoy, but know when to stop.
You don't want to wake up married to this skank (http://user.chollian.net/~movieland/html/musician/britney-s.jpg).
hey kool, jet thinks like me!
-OSC
Well, today I have almost-first-hand there is evidence for Farlanders not smart to drink when 15.
You see I was in school today, like usual, when this friend of mine came into the class ( the class is not really something, you can enter and exit whenever you want) and asked me do I know a guy. She says he's from the same town where I am from, then I remember him, he was a guy 1 year younger than me, you know, a generation younger, and I said yes. Then she said, he died today.
I really couldnt believe it, you know, a guy I knew, he was like 15 and all, etc.
Then I asked her how do you know this, then she said that when she was out she saw half of his friends that went to junior school or whatever with him crying in the hall....
Anyway, I'm going to the point.
So there he was on this trip with his class, and they were all happy, and were riding in a 2 story Bus.
The guy was a bit drunk, nothing strange, after all, it was a school trip. Does anybody need better reasons?
And then he wanted to joke around so he saw a hatch on the roof of the bus, which was for the air. And he chose to have a little bit of fun, so he climed up, and there he was, with his head through the roof, all happy, while the 2-story bus was going 60 mph under a lets say tunnel.
You can imagine the rest.
Yeah.
It was a really good choice he made, and a really great day for everyone...
He drank, and he felt the consequences.
If I didnt knew him, I'd probably be saying stuff like: He left his head home, or stuff, but "#%"$ARRGHHH.
enough writing.
End
Quote from: Czar on Wed 31/03/2004 22:43:16
Well, today I have almost-first-hand there is evidence for Farlanders not smart to drink when 15.
You see I was in school today, like usual, when this friend of mine came into the class ( the class is not really something, you can enter and exit whenever you want) and asked me do I know a guy. She says he's from the same town where I am from, then I remember him, he was a guy 1 year younger than me, you know, a generation younger, and I said yes. Then she said, he died today.
I really couldnt believe it, you know, a guy I knew, he was like 15 and all, etc.
Then I asked her how do you know this, then she said that when she was out she saw half of his friends that went to junior school or whatever with him crying in the hall....
Anyway, I'm going to the point.
So there he was on this trip with his class, and they were all happy, and were riding in a 2 story Bus.
The guy was a bit drunk, nothing strange, after all, it was a school trip. Does anybody need better reasons?
And then he wanted to joke around so he saw a hatch on the roof of the bus, which was for the air. And he chose to have a little bit of fun, so he climed up, and there he was, with his head through the roof, all happy, while the 2-story bus was going 60 mph under a lets say tunnel.
You can imagine the rest.
Yeah.
It was a really good choice he made, and a really great day for everyone...
He drank, and he felt the consequences.
If I didnt knew him, I'd probably be saying stuff like: He left his head home, or stuff, but "#%"$ARRGHHH.
enough writing.
End
Getting pissed drunk is never smart... I just meant that it's better to catch 5 or 6 haddocks when being 15 than when married, with a job, children and a little dog at home...
That's a pretty devastating story.
I can see where Farl is coming from (saying that it's better to learn your lesson young), but I sort of disagree in some respects. I think kids who learn to be drunk as kids are learning to be drunk as adults.
There aren't that many drinkers I know who have undergone a radical transformation and realised that they're screwing up a lot of (possible) things in their life. They just learn to 'cope' with being pissed, and think that they can get away with it.
Which is stupid.
Damn.... I seem to be posting in all these 'kids are dumb' topics.... I think I need a councillor... 8)