Nonsense Rhymes

stuh505 · Thu 27/05/2004 07:42:18

im in riddle mode since ive been writing so many for my game...so...i wrote you one

its before you, and its for you.
its in your hands, but you cant hold it.
and even if you dont try, you can mold it.

MrColossal · Thu 27/05/2004 07:47:54

reputation?

crap guess, just popped into my head

stuh505 · Thu 27/05/2004 07:50:19

hehe no.

the correct answer will fit well.

DGMacphee · Thu 27/05/2004 11:06:51

'Twas on the good ship Venus,
By gad! You should have seen us...

Haddas · Thu 27/05/2004 11:14:20

Quoteits before you, and its for you.
its in your hands, but you cant hold it.
and even if you dont try, you can mold it.

Power?

Las Naranjas · Thu 27/05/2004 11:18:24

Spoiler

your future

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Andail · Thu 27/05/2004 12:19:52

Quote from: stuh505 on Thu 27/05/2004 07:42:18

its before you, and its for you.
its in your hands, but you cant hold it.
and even if you dont try, you can mold it.

A bucket full of lava?

DGMacphee · Thu 27/05/2004 12:22:02

Quoteits before you, and its for you.
its in your hands, but you cant hold it.
and even if you dont try, you can mold it.

Spoiler

My genitals?

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kristofski · Thu 27/05/2004 14:40:34

On seeing this thread, I ran to get my Edward lear book I used to read with my mum when i was little. I was gonna put some up, but most of it's too long, though it is very funny (go check it out).
I'll tell you all a poem I learnt a while ago instead:

Snuffle ye truffles while ye can,
Old time is still a flying
For somewhere surely hangs the pan
Where bits of ye shall fry in

The frying pan of heaven, the sun
Will wink while ye are hissing
So trot along and have some fun
While none of ye is missing!

(in case you didn't get it, it's a parody of "gather ye rosebuds while ye may" (or whatever it's called) except about pigs)

Pet Terry · Thu 27/05/2004 14:44:05

I just remembered a good one from last year...

Quote from: m0ds on Sun 06/07/2003 01:50:20
It wont be long
til Chris jone's schlong
touches me
yippee.

MrColossal · Thu 27/05/2004 20:23:28

bah! i should have know that dick!

Akumayo · Fri 28/05/2004 18:51:14

I love these types of riddles, just look at my signature!!!

here is one:

As we flew over the sea
I looked underwater and saw a bee
Who flew in the sky
And never did cry
Eyes wet with tears
While he happily cheers
We dove out of the water
And said my little daughter
"Daddy, look at the fire!"
I looked down and saw that the water was wire!!!