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Title: The not so insulting to anyone thread
Post by: SinSin on Sun 06/04/2008 16:18:18
This will hurt (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2046393742348211186)  CJ don't be telling them russians that we wont be offering them support with AGS 3.0 Lol
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: radiowaves on Sun 06/04/2008 17:59:41
WTF is this thread for?

My grandfather was a plane mechanic in Russian army and he had to repair one of those top secret radiated planes. Needless to say he died in leukemia. Although it isnt 100% shure wether it was because of the radiaton or not.

Anyway, you ever heard about HAARP? That thing could destroy whole Earth through the ionosphere, you could control weather, and change the orbit of Earth by affecting the position and mass of the ionosphere.It was Nicola Teslas invention which both Russian and USA government took away,  it is proven that Russians experimented with it widely, but the thing has been kept so silent that noone knows what how far this is.
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: Tuomas on Sun 06/04/2008 18:06:25
lol
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: Khris on Sun 06/04/2008 19:50:48
help, theres a monkey in my roofzhghshhklmn b
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: Oliwerko on Sun 06/04/2008 20:19:30
Quote from: KhrisMUC on Sun 06/04/2008 19:50:48
help, theres a monkey in my roofzhghshhklmn b

You are surely joking! There is one in my roofzhghshhklmn b too!
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: Akatosh on Sun 06/04/2008 20:33:16
Funny, I only have got a brain slugugaguargh
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: Darth Mandarb on Sun 06/04/2008 20:46:09
Quote from: Akatosh on Sun 06/04/2008 20:33:16Funny, I only have got a brain slugugaguargh

Please GOD NO!!  Please do not let that stupid brain-slug shit infect AGS as well!  If it does, I'm coming after you Akatosh!!!
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: SinSin on Sun 06/04/2008 21:02:42
Oh lord help me for I am an evil space villain for heavens sake
Twas a joke radiowaves
CJ lives near/in london to my understanding hence the demo on the end of the vid
And at no point did i refer to russians being bad evil or anything else for that matter
It simply demonstrates that russians have kick ass bombs

Sorry for the confusion
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: Andail on Sun 06/04/2008 21:08:31
I don't get it, why are the Russians going to bomb CJ?
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: veryweirdguy on Sun 06/04/2008 21:10:29
He's a capitalist. And as we know, all Russians hate capitalists. WATCH OUT CHRIS. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN SHARING YOUR ONION RINGS WITH THE STATE.

In Soviet Russia, CJ bombs you! Or something.

PS I have no idea what is going on in this thread at all -_-
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: Buckethead on Sun 06/04/2008 21:13:35
Quote from: Andail on Sun 06/04/2008 21:08:31
I don't get it, why are the Russians going to bomb CJ?

Because AGS 3 doesn't support Russian or something  ???
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: ildu on Sun 06/04/2008 21:14:56
Quote from: Andail on Sun 06/04/2008 21:08:31
I don't get it, why are the Russians going to bomb CJ?

Coz they're evil!
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: SinSin on Sun 06/04/2008 21:18:37
Quote from: Andail on Sun 06/04/2008 21:08:31
I don't get it, why are the Russians going to bomb CJ?
For jokingly not giving tech support to russians      
I am not saying that this is true i am joking
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: Andail on Sun 06/04/2008 21:34:12
Quote from: Sinsin on Sun 06/04/2008 21:18:37
Quote from: Andail on Sun 06/04/2008 21:08:31
I don't get it, why are the Russians going to bomb CJ?
For jokingly not giving tech support to russians       
I am not saying that this is true i am joking
So CJ is actually giving tech support to Russians, or what?
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: SinSin on Sun 06/04/2008 21:38:07
Quote from: Andail on Sun 06/04/2008 21:34:12
Quote from: Sinsin on Sun 06/04/2008 21:18:37
Quote from: Andail on Sun 06/04/2008 21:08:31
I don't get it, why are the Russians going to bomb CJ?
For jokingly not giving tech support to russians       
I am not saying that this is true i am joking
So CJ is actually giving tech support to Russians, or what?
Probably ,  But its not the point andail the point is its a joke lol
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: Darth Mandarb on Sun 06/04/2008 21:53:43
Personally I have always thought CJ was a KGB spy ... sure the KGB doesn't technically exist anymore, but neither do aliens.
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: Antonio on Sun 06/04/2008 22:12:54
Thanks to yesterday's salad, everybody knows that CJ is in fact a 67 year-old bricklayer from Gloucester. ;)
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: Tuomas on Sun 06/04/2008 22:31:24
Quote from: Antonio on Sun 06/04/2008 22:12:54
Thanks to yesterday's salad, everybody knows that CJ is in fact a 67 year-old bricklayer from Gloucester. ;)


No I think that guy was called Gorbachev or something
Title: Re: The not so insulting to anyone thread
Post by: SinSin on Sun 06/04/2008 22:36:04
lol
Title: Re: The not so insulting to anyone thread
Post by: Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens on Sun 06/04/2008 23:07:29
Former KGB members dispersed throughout the world taking jobs as soldiers of fortune and anything else after the USSR collapsed.  Who is to say CJ is not spreading government secrets in his source code that can be decompiled and read by those damn commies?  Conspiracy and Chris both start with a C.
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: Fee on Mon 07/04/2008 07:28:35
Quote from: radiowaves on Sun 06/04/2008 17:59:41
Anyway, you ever heard about HAARP? That thing could destroy whole Earth through the ionosphere, you could control weather, and change the orbit of Earth by affecting the position and mass of the ionosphere.It was Nicola Teslas invention which both Russian and USA government took away,  it is proven that Russians experimented with it widely, but the thing has been kept so silent that noone knows what how far this is.

Geez, someones got bad information from somewhere...
HAARP is not a wepon, and its very unlikely to be abel to be used as one.

As for the vid.. Thats 1 huge ass bomb!
Title: Re: The not so insulting to anyone thread
Post by: Oliwerko on Mon 07/04/2008 09:27:59
Today I went to my local anti-KGB agency and asked if CJ is a KGB agent. They told me that he is NOT. They told me that he spreads the tale that he is a KGB agent because he wants people to fear AGS and thus not making another adventure game creation engines. Lately, Wintermute broke this rule so CJ have sent a brain slugugaguargh to stop it, but the slugugaguargh have missed and it hit innocent Darth!
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: Akatosh on Mon 07/04/2008 09:30:39
Quote from: Darth Mandarb on Sun 06/04/2008 20:46:09
Quote from: Akatosh on Sun 06/04/2008 20:33:16Funny, I only have got a brain slugugaguargh

Please GOD NO!!  Please do not let that stupid brain-slug shit infect AGS as well!  If it does, I'm coming after you Akatosh!!!

Does having watched a lot of Futurama latley make for an excuse? If not, let's pretend my comment was about something else instead. Somethink original. Like... "cake".

Oh, wait. Probably not cake.
Title: Re: The not so insulting to anyone thread
Post by: LimpingFish on Mon 07/04/2008 18:11:57
THE CAKE IS A PIE!

I mean...LIE!
Title: Re: Dont let CJ *iss off the russians
Post by: Lionmonkey on Tue 08/04/2008 14:20:36
Quote from: Sinsin on Sun 06/04/2008 21:02:42russians have kick ass bombs

This is a HUGE relevation for me. Now I understand, why me and my friends at the russian school are so passionated about blowing up self-made explosives. And I thought that the happy feeling was because the little bomb contained some laughing gas.

No danger for the CJ though. Bombing the place where you live is more pleasurable.
Because you don't like it.
Title: Re: The not so insulting to anyone thread
Post by: FSi++ on Tue 08/04/2008 16:53:43
OK, now you've intrigued me enough. I HAVE TO WATCH THAT VIDEO...

p.s. Radiowaves, you've got to be trolling, otherwise I'm feeling sad for you.
Title: Re: The not so insulting to anyone thread
Post by: on Tue 08/04/2008 17:27:20
Quote from: FSi on Tue 08/04/2008 16:53:43
p.s. Radiowaves, you've got to be trolling, otherwise I'm feeling sad for you.

Radiowaves is a nice fellow.
Title: Re: The not so insulting to anyone thread
Post by: InCreator on Wed 09/04/2008 07:38:00
QuoteHe's a capitalist. And as we know, all Russians hate capitalists.
In Soviet Russia, CJ bombs you! Or something.

Grandpa, where have you been last 17 years?
Soviet Union is no more, wake up comrade!
And russians are likely more capitalist than any other nation in this world. Don't you watch news?

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And CJ is no capitalist. AGS is free. Everything we do in forums is free. AGS plugins are free, helping each other in threads and critics lounge is free, and so on. CJ doesn't oppress worker class to benefit from AGS (not sure about his cellar though, myths say there's child slave labor there). Anyway,

We're a socialist community. Or is it communist? Yes, communism is more correct.

No classes here (noobs welcome ahoy), moderators are no higher class, but something more like a leaders, "wealth" is equally distributed, resources are common ownership... And praise towards CJ is as legendary as it was with communists in Soviet Union and V.I.Lenin.

That won't apply to those greedy capitalists who made commercial AGS games though  :D