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[monkey0506]

Luckily I still had 200 words worth of air left.

Setting the expectation for the end of the story much? Heheh...

As I hurdled toward the asteroid, I flailed my arms helplessly. I knew there wasn't anything I could do. We were meant to be studying the asteroid, but I didn't have time to steer around it...the thing was huge. While calling for help, I saw the green dwarf again...

[Oliwerko]

He was approaching me quickly with a hacksaw in his hand. I thought that was my end. “Do you speak English?” – I yelled desperately. He stopped and looked at me, he was quite shocked. Then, he smiled and hurried towards me again. When he approached me, I heard him saying:

[miguel]

"Do you speak Space Dwarvish", he asked with a smile. I answered negative, but realized I understood what he said. So, that meant this was some kind of a Space Dwarf Comedian Race. Only, he had a hacksaw in his hand!
I still tried my theory and begun a joke:

[Trihan]

(I know it's been 5 entries already, but miguel's last chapter needs closure so I'll post an ending)

This theory might get me killed, but it was my only chance of making it.

"What do you call a Space Dwarf with a hacksaw in his hand?"

"I don't know, what do you call a Space Dwarf with a hacksaw in his hand?"

"Onlypeoplewithnointernalorganssaywhat!"

"What?"

And then he exploded.

[monkey0506]

Hmm...I missed the fact that each story is only supposed to be 5 posts.

"Konstantine"

Standing there staring at her, I simply couldn't deny the way I felt. "Just friends?" How can you be "just friends" with someone you love this way? But it was because of that love that I understood being friends was more than enough. Little did I know what came next...

[Oliwerko]

It was early morning the next day, when some noise woke me up. I blinked my eyes trying to recognize what it was. Then I saw the envelope lying in front of the door. There was nothing printed on it. My heartbeats became louder as I opened it and read:

[rharpe]

"Dear John, I am very sad to tell you this but I would like to see other people. It's not you, it's me. I do not feel this will work between the two of us. I wish you the best and hope we can remain as friends. Kind regards, Marsha."

Btw, shouldn't this be in the challenges area of this forum?

[Stupot]

I sank to my knees.  I thought about holding back the tears like a man but nobody was around so I wept, I'll admit it.  These were real tears, the kind I'd only ever cried one before.  The first time a woman broke my heart, I tore out her throat.

[monkey0506]

As I towered over her I could see the fear in her eyes. "Didn't you know what you did to me? How much I missed you?"


...I lay sprawled out on her bed, three smoking holes through my chest. With tears in my eyes I called out to her, "....sorry......"


Heheh...

[Aljoho]

'A Dangerous Day in the 'Mammals' section'

I had always loved the game 'Donkey Kong', and when a visit to the Zoo with my mates, Bill and Gena, presented me with a caged monkey who had, cleverly, been named after the ferocious princess kidnapper I was delighted. Sadly the day, and the trip, went downhill from there:

[miguel]

We arrived at the Zoo early morning and I must say it all went wrong from start. Bill and Gena weren't talking to eachother and I suspected that it was Bill's well-known poor sexual performances that was causing the argument.
Anyway, we got closer to the monkey cage, and...

[Oliwerko]

…then I saw exactly the same thing happening in the cage. Donkey Kong was sitting on a wall, very upset while his monkey-girlfriend was on the other side giving everyone that approached the cage a deadly stare. I was observing her anger, when Bill and Jenna took my attention again.