Tragic Stories

nulluser · Sun 04/02/2007 17:49:20

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Darth Mandarb · Sun 04/02/2007 17:49:53

God help us ...

vict0r · Sun 04/02/2007 17:54:03

Once there was this turtle, and it was like sooooo cute! And then it died.

Nikolas · Sun 04/02/2007 17:54:55

YAY! Exactly what this forum needs! SPAM in form of threads!

You can get these kind of stories, or youtube, or private -emails by tons...

You know the one with the Pr. Secretary of President Nubago of Igonko island? He inherited 1,000,000,000,000,000 $ and needs my account to put the money in! In exchange he will give me half the money! Tragic story... :'(

Rui 'Trovatore' Pires · Sun 04/02/2007 17:56:00

Vict0r, that just about broke my heart...

MrColossal · Sun 04/02/2007 17:57:37

http://www.snopes.com/military/amputee.htm

I suppose it's tragic but more melodramatic

ManicMatt · Sun 04/02/2007 18:02:50

In 2001 my grandma died, I broke up with my girlfriend and I lost my job.

Such a happy thread this is!

esper · Sun 04/02/2007 18:05:16

WHHYYYYY!!!!!! CRUEL MYSTERY OF LIFE, OH, SWEET DESPERATION OF LONGING, WHY OH WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME!

Translation: It's unnecessary to post something new every 8.3 seconds. We'll still like you. In fact, we'll like you more...

Hammerite · Sun 04/02/2007 18:23:03

my story begins here.
there was once this guy, nice guy, worked at the bowling alley just opposite the petrol station where Old 'Four-toes' Macintosh was murderered... of course, that's a different story. Anyway, this guy I knew was once just walking through the bowling alley, and he had just organised something for his wife, since it was their anniversary.
Anyway, on his way out after a long day's work, he saw a little boy.
He helped this homeless orphan to a shelter but it turned out that the young lad was part of a gang of murderous thieves. The thieves killed my old friend and the body weren't found for another six months.
The wife thought he'd ran away with another woman so she committed suicide.
Thing is, at the very same time that all this was happening, I found an M&M on the bus seat and I was like: "Yeah! I'm gonna eat this!"

But it was peanut.
Oh yes... it was peanut.

That was the Tragic Tale Of The Bad M&M (With Some Introductory Filler To Get Us All In The Mood)

Tuomas · Sun 04/02/2007 18:29:19

Here's a brighter story. A friend of mine had a girlfriend for 3 years. They were both good friends of mine. Then at their 3rd anniversary or something the guy bought the girl this way too expensive nekclace with her name and stuff carved into it, so it was unreturneable. This was a secret so we didn't tell the girl. Then a couple of days before the anniversary she left him for me, which was a surprise, though not for me, but anyway I turned her down, we all ended up alone, and the guy poorer than before. Yay.

Blackthorne · Sun 04/02/2007 18:45:43

It's so funny... that we don't talk anymore.... just post awful stories.

Bt

Rui 'Trovatore' Pires · Sun 04/02/2007 18:48:52

Hammerite... I'll have you know... I LOVE peanut M&M.

Akatosh · Sun 04/02/2007 18:50:00

My tragic story: I don't have one to contribute because my life has been a dream filled with sunshine and chocolate chip cookies :'(

nulluser · Sun 04/02/2007 18:53:50

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Darth Mandarb · Sun 04/02/2007 18:57:09

Quote from: TheVintageDemon on Sun 04/02/2007 18:53:50Hmm, this is pretty stupid how this could've changed from tragic stories to stupid stories.

Totally.

I just can't understand why EVERYbody didn't jump on board here.

Akatosh · Sun 04/02/2007 19:05:26

Chocolate chip cookies and sunshine, remember?

No, wait, I know a tragic story. So, one year, my friends and me reached the age of 13. And as it's tradition on this age, we started to play Counter-Strike. And we went on our first LANs. One of my friends was especially good, and we told him how good he was. Soon he started playing on-line, too - he was the first one to get DSL, all others were still using ISDN or, in my case, 56K - and soon joined a clan. A fun clan, first.

He played more and more, and his school grades worsened quick. Also, he soon started to miss in school - at the beginning just the last one or two hours, then half the monday or friday, then both of them... and eventually the whole week. You seldomly saw him, once or twice a month. I heard he was playing 16 hours a day at that point.

He was in serious danger to flunk. He, of course, didn't make the year. Nowadays, he drinks alcohol instead of playing, and his grades are now pending around 4 to 5- (D to E-).

So basically, goodbye life.

vict0r · Mon 05/02/2007 08:50:35

Yeah, and once there was this cat, and it was like sooooo cute aswell! And then that died too.

Jon · Mon 05/02/2007 20:15:43

Quote from: vict0r on Mon 05/02/2007 08:50:35
Yeah, and once there was this cat, and it was like sooooo cute aswell! And then that died too.

Why?

*Sniff*

vict0r · Mon 05/02/2007 20:31:47

The poor little cute thing got it's head smashed in by a car.

ManicMatt · Mon 05/02/2007 20:40:42

All because Vict0r was too high listening to his placebo-enducing music to concentrate on looking at the road and ran over the poor cat! Such a tragedy!