We can't concieve... have you had sex? *stares at the wall blankly*

LordHart · Tue 18/05/2004 12:08:37

Quote from: SSH on Tue 18/05/2004 09:17:21
Take a look at my avatar....

Due in November!

OMG! You verile stud of a man you! Good job...

Peter Thomas · Tue 18/05/2004 12:24:55

SSH, is that you in your avatar?

You sexy thang...

SSH · Tue 18/05/2004 13:03:45

Well, some of it is my wife, and some of it is my genetic material, but its not me per se...

Peter Thomas · Tue 18/05/2004 13:35:14

oh, you're just being humble.

DragonRose · Tue 18/05/2004 14:00:24

I remember that there was a similar problem in Portugal about ten years ago. There were maybe 30 couples that hadn't yet figured out the reason for the variations between boys and girls. Yeah, that's a lot.

Oh, and SSH- congratulations on the podling! (Dance, ultrasound image, dance!)

Dart · Tue 18/05/2004 14:19:38

Random Fact: The youngest parents in history lived in China; the male was 8 and the female was 7 when they had their first child.

Heh, even they figured out how to concieve.

And congratulations, SSH. Do you have any idea if it's going to be a boy or girl yet?

Kinoko · Tue 18/05/2004 14:54:56

Urg, urg, urg... no, it's too disturbing. I don't need facts like that about 7 year olds... the image. Argh!!

I find this story incredibly hard to believe... and yet somehow, I manage it. It's quite true that there are exceptions to every rule and every normality in the world out there. The idea that there are couple ut there who have just lived away from society in general and haven't been told the facts of life properly by their carers is quite conceivable. (If only they knew it! XP Ahh... stupidest pun ever).

I'd love to have an interview with this couple though, and ask them all sorts of questions about the way they thought things worked.

SSH · Tue 18/05/2004 16:50:59

Dart, no, dunno if its a boy or a girl yet. We should get another scan in about 6 or 7 weeks that should let us know.

I read a stopry about a school inspector who was asked some 6 or 7 year olds "What have you been learning in class this morning" and one of them said "Teacher told us how to make babies!"

He glaced at the teacher who had turned a funny colour. "Oh yes, and how DO you make babies?" he asked the kid

"It's easy, you take of the "y" and add "ies" " replied the child...

Nacho · Tue 18/05/2004 17:16:06

Maybe it's my spanishity... But I don't get it...

Haddas · Tue 18/05/2004 18:21:40

baby -y = bab + ies = babies!

Get it?

Evil · Tue 18/05/2004 21:39:51

I have a friend and her parents didnt want her to take sex-ed. One day she comes up to me and says, "Doesnt it suck to have your penis hard all the time?" I responded with "My penis isnt hard all the time. No ones is."

..."Oh."

Keep in mind this girl is 18. She had no idea.

shbaz · Tue 18/05/2004 23:51:18

Quote from: Evil on Tue 18/05/2004 21:39:51
I have a friend and her parents didnt want her to take sex-ed. One day she comes up to me and says, "Doesnt it suck to have your penis hard all the time?" I responded with "My penis isnt hard all the time. No ones is."

..."Oh."

Keep in mind this girl is 18. She had no idea.

Once a girl in my senior class (also 18) thought I had crushed my penis when I crossed my legs.. I guess she just didn't think it was possible? She was also very religiously sheltered, and soon after moved out (she wanted to rebel) of her house and became one of those girls who sleeps with lots of men. I'm sure she understands better now.

If it weren't for school I never would have known how to have sex, because of the way my parents are. Oh wait, the internet..

Matt Brown · Wed 19/05/2004 01:13:59

there was a girl in my class who didnt take sex ed. she asked me if I had to go number 1 and 2, if I had to stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down...

"actually, guys can use the bathroom sitting down too"

doesnt that break the penis?

uh....no.

weirdos.

congrats SSH!

Evil · Wed 19/05/2004 01:15:48

Quote from: shbazjinkens on Tue 18/05/2004 23:51:18
She was also very religiously sheltered, and soon after moved out (she wanted to rebel) of her house and became one of those girls who sleeps with lots of men. I'm sure she understands better now.

Ha! Thats exactly the same way with my friend!

evilgamemaker · Thu 03/06/2004 03:23:01

hmmm Panda... that actually reminds me of a female friend of mine that thinks birth control with condoms is 100% effective... and that if you get pregnant its just fate, adn that the average penis size is 10 inches :

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of course she actually WENT to sex ed, so i dunno what to make of that:P

as for the german couple, that's just kinda weird

Andail · Thu 03/06/2004 13:23:22

You guys have weird female friends.
Most of my female friends know more about penises than I do.

Also, that story about the german couple sounds highly implausible to me...they must have led a life completely isolated from magazines, newspapers, TV and social connections.

They must also have opressed any natural instincts, or simply resented bodily contact, since an intimite couple driven by lust eventually (after 6 years) will find out the procedure of sex almost by coincidence.

Additionally, they must have lacked common sense, believing that her pregnancy would occur without any prior cause.

Socially isolated, mentally inhibited and plain stupid.

Nellie · Thu 03/06/2004 13:57:10

Well, I thought this story was true, but apparently all you skeptics were correct.Ã,Â From the latest Private Eye:

Quote...Doubters immediately raised eyebrows at a story that sounded so much like an urban legend, although the story was full of quotes from the University Clinic of Luebeck - identifiable as the UniKlinik Lubeck.

The story was written by Berlin-based freelancer Allan Hall.Ã,Â When the Eye contacted Hall to ask where the story came from he snapped: "It was in Bild am Sonntag [a German tabloid] and the Medical Tribune."Ã,Â Er, no.Ã,Â There was a recent story about a Lubeck couple who sought fertility treatment in the German Medical Tribune, but the cause of their celibacy was erectile dysfunction, not ignorance.Ã,Â Bild am Sonntag actually reported the story fairly accurately, quoting "potenzprobleme as the cause.Ã,Â He quickly changed his story to "someone at the clinic told me."

And apparently this Allan Hall guy has previous form: he also changed a story about a guy with masses of pet spiders having died, so that in his version of the story, the spiders started to eat the man once he was dead.Ã,Â In reality, all the spiders were still in their cages when his (intact) body was found.

Journo's, eh?