what i got for christmas

[poop743]

I got a ton for christmas

flybar [300 dollars]

bike [300 dollard]

Ipod  mini [250 dollars]

4 xbox games [ 200 dollars]

lacoste watch [150 dollars

gym membership [480 dollard a year]

2 dvds [50 dollars]

200 dollard cash

1930 dollard plus next years gym membership

I didnt get the pocket bike but i will just buy it with my money!

Aint life grand

[LGM]

Good for you.

[Damien]

How old are you anyway?

[Eigen]

Juding from that list, you must be a 6 or 7 year old (right?), because at that age kids usually value/compare their gifts by price. Once you get older, your values will hopefully change.

You got a lot of things, but what did you give others? If you didn't give others anything, I'd say your Christmas was worthless.



-Eigen

[Barbarian]

What I got for Christmas:

Materials Things: Ã, Nothing. (Worth about $0).

Other: Good health & Air in my lungs.
Plus:
Happiness, Peace and Joy in my heart because I shared time with some loved ones... Ã, 
And the knowledge to know that everday in life is a precious gift not to be taken for granted, and that no one is better than anyone else because of the amount of material things or "wealth" that they have: (Worth: Priceless).

Merry Christmas.

[| Bass |]

What I got for Christmas:

1) Time with my girlfriend
2) Time with immediate family
3) Time with family I never get to see

I think this was probably my best christmas ever

[Nacho]

This...



And some money.

[Sam.]

Farl! NO WAY!, ultimatley cool, are they really signed or is that a label?! good gift man!

and listing gifts by prive? man thats shallow. Id be happy with any of those things or even nothing, just being with my family and friends is what christams is to me.

[Paper Carnival]

To those who asked, he's 13 if I'm right.

What are you trying to do, poop, make people jealous? Oh, I'm so sorry you didn't get the pocket bike... Life is unfair isn't it ?

I got some money and a shirt from relatives. I don't care about that though. Yeah I got to spend time with my relatives, but not really my loved ones. Not the best christmas I had.

Sure I'd love to get an Ipod, a new amplifier and lots of other expensive stuff I'll never have the chance to buy, but I'd exchange all of that with the people I love. Love is better than everything you got today, poop. You will find that out sooner or later.

[Chicky]

ipod? bah! I'm happy with my 256. Also i'm happy that the year is almost over without anything extremely bad happening to my loved ones. Was a close call in november, mind you.

[Moox]

Poop why dont you go to some other forum where people actually enjoy talking to you?

[Developer]

Poop why dont you go to some other forum where people actually enjoy talking to you?

LEts all second that.

[Rui 'Trovatore' Pires]

This has been one of my best Xmas ever - I saw Phantom of the Opera in the movies and landed my first acting job. Plus I received a T-Shirt with a special message written in it, given by a very special person.

I know that these probably don't mean anything to you, and probably never will. I'll leave this critic for the people who will understand it - not you, therefore.

[Nacho]

Zooty, it's not a a sticker, but it's not authographed, neither... ^_^ It's just a "Lance Armstrong edition"...

But, as uncle Ben told... "A great pair of Oakley sunglasses bears a great responsability".

That Oakley glass is pure and clear as water, but feckin' easy to scratch... I'll have to use them with care.



Oh yeah!

[BerserkerTails]

Best present I got this Christmas:

My dad's face when he opened the "Classic Monsters DVD Box Set" that my brother and I gave him, the one that has been out of print for some time now, that my dad has always wanted and had given up on.

I think my mom snagged a picture when he first realised what was underneath the wrapping. Hahaha, he nearly crapped himself!

[Rui 'Trovatore' Pires]

No chance of showing us that pic, I suppose? Those pics of unbelieving ecstasy are so great to look at!

[BerserkerTails]

My mom hasn't uploaded it onto her computer yet, I don't think. Though she's already sent me some pictures of me on the couch drinking coffee, hehe.

[Haddas]

I got me an xbox, andI got to spend time with my family and meet my grandparents again. Also my sis gave me an mp3 player, and that I think was very nice of her to do.

[Chicky]

did she like her lava lamp?

[deadsuperhero]

What I got:
- A Sony walkman that has a radio, Cd player, Mp3 Player, and an  adapter to plug into the computer.
- A camera that plugs into my computer.
- Plastic sandwich bags.
- Oh, and a Best Buy gift card for $30

[Gregjazz]

I got a ton for christmas

flybar [300 dollars]

bike [300 dollard]

Ipod  mini [250 dollars]

4 xbox games [ 200 dollars]

lacoste watch [150 dollars

gym membership [480 dollard a year]

2 dvds [50 dollars]

200 dollard cash

1930 dollard plus next years gym membership

I didnt get the pocket bike but i will just buy it with my money!

Aint life grand

13 years old, single child, wealthy relatives/parents.

[Oliver]

geezzz....I feel like I didn't get anything now that i read the first post where poop got gifts that cost a total of 2000 bucks...that's like ...25 000 kroons. I could buy a car for that.


I only got Sims 2, New internet (I had a 56kb modem, I have ADSL now.) and some rockets and stuff and ofcourse A LOT of candy and stuff.

[Haddas]

did she like her lava lamp?

Yeh, she did
I'm bad at getting people gifts, I give her a lamp every year

[big brother]

Well, poop, I know you've got a lot of response from your gifts, but I think I have you beat here.
Here's my Christmas score:

1 (one) Japanese woodblock calender, street value $15 (all $ are USD)
2 (two) Sculpey figurines made by my 12 yo bro, estimated value $5,340 (each)
1 (one) garage door, valued at $1,500
1 (one) Hungry Hungry Hippos board game, garage sale edition, $45
1 (one) autographed biography of Don Knotts, $32.50 (receipt included by accident)

Total Christmas Score: $12,272.50

Anyways, even if you just glanced over this list quickly, you'll find that I did have a more successful Christmas than you, poop. Better luck next year, sucka!

[Eleazar]

Well, I bet you all. I got these amazing 8) things:
1- Escarpandola
2- Pituche
3- Maño
I'm so happy with my gifts

[Damien]

Fascinating.

I got the flue, and I got drunk.

I also got:
-creative labs live! 24bit 5.1 bulk sound card (around 35$) because my old one fried,
-guitar strings.

[Happyhelmet]

being an only child myself, that list really makes me sad that the $$$ on a gift is what this next generation concerns themselves with. thinking back, i remember those days when there was a shit load of presents under the tree, but when you hit your 20s, you wonder where all those gifts go. they either end up in the trash, or sold at a garage sale for someone else to enjoy. you notice how more rewarding things are when you have to save for months and months before you can afford to purchase something because you have a shit load of bills (the adult presents from various companies, lol). oh well.  i don't recall a coffin big enough to hold all that stuff, poop, but let me check online.

cheers.

[Pelican]

I got a digital camera.  Spent the day running round taking photos of random things, especially the snow we got! I had a great day, having a snowball fight with my dad (definitely came off worse!), pulling crackers, stuffing my face, and just generally enjoying spending time with my family. To be perfectly honest, I would have been just as happy with a cheap selection box. Though the origami set I got was cool!

[[Cameron]]

Godfather Trilogy on DVD, Sims 2 (It wont work  :'( ), San Andreas, Dean Koontz The Taking, Ben Elton Past Mortem, 2 pixies cds, Some candy, money (I've used some to buy The Getaway Black Monday, i'll try and save the rest for a digital camera. I'll probably spend it before the week is out ) and i've got more stuff coming. We try and spend before christmas with one side of the family, christmas at home by ourselves, then the day after we see the rest of the family. Makes it easier than one big rush.



Alec

[Blackthorne]

I got a pack of Camel Lights and a Zippo lighter.  My Dad said, "Smoke 'em up, Steve!"

Bt

[Tiki]

- A new DVD player
- A new portable DVD player
- The Star Wars Trilogy DVD set
- Only in Mexico DVD
- Spiderman 2 DVD
[jeez, this is repetitave!]
- Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King Xbox
- Boxers and undershirts
- the 5th Harry Potter Book, Order of the Pheonix
- An extra large shirt that I'm never going to wear
- A hoodie
- A glow in the dark stick thingie ... for your mouth!
- New wallet
- Wireless Network card for my laptop
- Candy and Oranges

and ...  $1000 from my grandparents!  They gave out 40,000 in all!    :o

Notes:  I'm not an only child, and am in a non-wealthy, yet productive enough family that is paying for college in one case.  So, I got surprised this year, for sure.

[LGM]

Well.. If we're gonna list gifts we recieved this year:

- A Mini-Water-Cooler for my room, so I always have water available.
- A sweater I can wear at work
- New Pajama Pants
- Coupla pairs of Underoos
- A hand-maid quilt from grand mum
- Shoveling gloves
- Driving Gloves
- My new computer parts. (Mobo, CPU and RAM.. See my 64 Bit thread for details)
- A Car-washing kit from family friends
- A Texas Hold 'em shirt
- $150+ in gift cards and cash. This is all going towards my CPU and RAM, though.
- Some other odds and ends.

Of course, the time spent with my family and the appreciation of their gifts I bought for them was another great gift I recieved this Christmas. Spending time with the ones you love is almost always better than any material gift, in the long run.

poop, I know that, in the most likely scenario, you posted your list (which could very well be exxagerated) to get a rise out of us. It's okay, kids your age on the internet are either very mature, the troll-like type that make senseless, mean-spirited posts like you do, or "th3y tlk liek d1s"

It's okay, though. I'm sure you'll grow up some day to become a highly-paid, important person. It will most likely be a job that's been handed to you. And in that job, you can boss little people around like me to feel big and mighty about yourself. You'll have everything you ever wanted, there's no doubt in my mind.

But the one thing I'll have that you won't (and probably don't have now), is people that truly care about me.  Take that into consideration.

Merry Christmas, poop, and thanks for all the cheese.

[Eleazar]

Ok, for those who don't know what a escarpandola or a pituche are; here is a description of my gifts:

[sedriss]

My mom got me a new guitar! Awesome!
I also got Jolt Cola chewing gum! 2 pieces of gum equals 1 cup of coffee.
Wierd.

[Timosity]

LOTR extended edition trilogy - haven't seen any of the extended additions yet or watched any for about a year so I'm looking forward to it.

some movie vouchers

a few books

some salted cashews

a few other odds and ends

I bought myself a Home Brew kit a not long ago, and I just spent the last few hours bottling my first batch, so in a few weeks I'm looking forward to over sampling it. (Boxing day, now known as Bottling Day)


I spent christmas day with relatives for lunch, I see them fairly often so it wasn't a big catch up or anything, but a great day. My little sister is due for her first child in 12 days so she's got a pretty big stomach, I was predicting it to be born on christmas but I guess I was wrong.

I spent the evening with a few close friends for dinner and more drinks.

[Gregjazz]

I got a pack of Camel Lights and a Zippo lighter.  My Dad said, "Smoke 'em up, Steve!"

Bt

LOL. Sweet.

[TerranRich]

poop! You must be so blessed! F**k peace on Earth and good will to all men (and women), poop got 1930 dollard [sic] and a gym membership! Great going, buddy! Like you'll ever use the gym membership.

Hey, poop, here's some advice for you, you spoiled little snot-nosed brat: take that money, and buy some decency. Go tell someone who really gives a crap.

[poop734]

that's right your just jealous that your not rich like me. i totally rule. im gonna take the 1930 dollard that i so deserve and buy a yacht.

[InCreator]

And I got...
...
nothing?

Aw crap.

[BruisedWeasel]

I have you all beat.

Cassy, one of my sisters if you haven't met her in irc, bought me a butane torch to use in the kitchen. I can torch things. In the kitchen. With fire. Fire, in my hand, while in the kitchen, with Japanese beetles waiting to be roasted. Sweetness.

Mother found a positively spiffy journal with lined pages for angst words and blank pages for angsty drawings, with a Tim Burton design and- get this- lights on the cover that light up when you push a button. Damned sweet.

Dad gave me.... more fire! One of those torch lighter things. There aren't enough flammable objects in the house. Dad even wrapped it himself, which was very adorable.

I accidently broke the candle holder I bought for Cassy, so I gave her tree fiddy. She seemed pleased. Angie (my other sister, if you haven't had the joy of meeting her yet)  got a book full of naked people. She seemed amused. And thus ends the christmas that revolves around my ego-centric self.

[Disco]

Here is what I got for christmas:

- Wireless optical mouse (I saved the ball from my old mouse as a memento of the nine years we spent together)
- 'Home Improvement' season 1 DVD
- Logitech headphones w/microphone (which does not work with my on-board audio. Rats!)
- gloves
- York Peppermint Patties

Most importantly, this is what I gave:

- the new Nirvana boxset for my brother
- Seinfeld DVD re-giftset and some washcloths for my dear old Mum
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer musical CD, Avenue Q soundtrack, and the Streets "A Grand Don't come for Free"CD plus a $25 Barnes & Noble giftcard for my sister.

Now, while I'll leave that kid poop alone, I'm curious what his gift total will be in 5 years.

[Einoo]

Poop why dont you go to some other forum where people actually enjoy talking to you?

LEts all second that.

Nobody enjoys talking to poop743, he's just an immature troublemaker.

Anyway, I got:

A DVD of the first hundred Strong Bad Emails (monetary value not important)
Another DVD, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King extended edition (must have cost a lot, but who cares)
ANOTHER DVD, the Star Wars trilogy (50 credits )
Books: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events #4 and #5,  some books about building the Pyramids and a cathedral, and also a Ripley's Believe it or Not thingy, plus some gift cards for Barnes & NOble, (obviously) a book store. (priceless)
Some shirts, including a nice green one (probably worth about $20 AT THE MOST)
Time with family and friends (even more priceless)

What I got BEFORE Christmas:

Time to watch SEINFELD RERUNS! YEAH!

[Evil]

- DigiTech RP50 guitar pedal
- Guitar stands
- New hard-shell acoustic case
- Fender apperal
- Blank t-shirts for spraying
- Cell phone dat' takes dem' pitchers (Smile with your eyes, boys!)
- And loads of candy which is already all gone

[Gregjazz]

- DigiTech RP50 guitar pedal
- Guitar stands
- New hard-shell acoustic case
- Fender apperal
- Blank t-shirts for spraying
- Cell phone dat' takes dem' pitchers (Smile with your eyes, boys!)
- And loads of candy which is already all gone

Wowie, enjoy that DigiTech pedal!

[Evil]

Oh, its so useful! It's all digital and weighs about a pound. Everyone should have one!

[Gregjazz]

I should have one, but I just got Native Instrument's Guitar Rig, which is freakin' awesome. You can put together virtual effect pedals, and even position the virtual mic (of your choice) next to the virtual amp (of your choice). Of course, you can't use Guitar Rig live (at least not very easily), but it makes a great studio tool, which suits me fine. Oh, and it comes with hundreds of presets -- each amazing and carefully crafted.

[Babar]

I got (for my birthday though...not for christmas):
A fine leather jacket (in a appeasing dark brown hue too)
A pair of Binoculars
A high power halogen torch/pencil light
about $4.17 in monetary gifts

[Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens]

I'm more into the giving aspect of christmas than the receiving, so I will just say I got my family gifts that they wanted (and I could afford ).

[DGMacphee]

You all suck because none of you got what I got for Christmas...



DG wins! And his sister didn't have to spend 1930 squillion dollars to get it!

[Straggler]

I got guitar.................picks. Er.....$12 worth of em.

[[Cameron]]

- DigiTech RP50 guitar pedal

That reminds me, I have a Digitech RP200 guitar pedal sitting in this very room. I don't play guitar anymore so it's just sittin about. Massive waste o' cash eh? Anyway, I'm off to play GTA:SA again.

[Happyhelmet]

Well, I'll list my stuff i guess...
1 pair of boxers (not used, thank god)
La Femme Nikita (1990)
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrells
Snatch
Underworld
This Is Spinal Tap (badass!)

don't forget poop...

i think this would work for pretentious teenagers who think "i rule".

cheers.

[Rui 'Trovatore' Pires]

Time to watch SEINFELD RERUNS! YEAH!

You MUST be joking. That's got to be the worst comedy series I ever saw. Seinfeld is a great stand-upper, but please don't show us the series again, it's just too painful to watch - everybody else on the show is N times funnier!

[Paper Carnival]

I got a ton for christmas

that's right your just jealous that your not rich like me. i totally rule. I'm gonna take the 1930 dollard that i so deserve and buy a yacht.

:o Can anyone else spot the conspiracy against poop? If not, look closer...

[Oliver]

Good one, Happyhelmet (I mean the pic).

I wonder what will poop get for his birthday?? 500000 million dollars, new car, an Island named after him. His own country, beaten up by other kids?

[Pet Terry]

I gave my friends Rejected t-shirts!

I got a Donald Duck-comic book, it was the best present I got this year. I also got a Don Rosa-calender, it rocks so bad. Man, Don Rosa is SO GREAT.

Then I got some clothes, candy and new speakers for my computer. Oh, and pirated copy of RCT 3. I also spent time with my family, all good fun.

[theyak]

Well, I'm working 72 hours this week (including 24th through 26th) and didn't want to bother decorating or anything. Ã, Having agreed not to do much around the house for Christmas with my roommate, imagine my surprise when I came home to a decorated living room. Ã, 

It had gone from bare with average furniture and entertainment center to a madly sparkling phenomenon. Ã, The stockings were hung, the couch was draped in red and white, there was a miniature Christmas tree on the coffee table. Ã, Oh, and did I mention the crime-scene? Ã, There was a Santa-shaped "chalk" outline on the carpet, "blood" everywhere and enough debris and broken ornamentation to demonstrate that the poor fellow had obviously tried to squeeze past the couch after coming down the chimney. A splat of "blood" on the TV and some broken ornaments (oh, and crime-scene evidence number markers) and I had a very merry and cheering Christmas (for the 10 minutes before I went to sleep anyway). Ã, 

Idea done by my roommate with the help of his friends and much of the macabre detail arranged by my demented little sister. Ã, My favorite Christmas gift, ever. Ã, Total price? Hell.... Ã, maybe $15? Ã,  Total work? I can't imagine.

[HillBilly]

-New Keyboard n' mouse
-College Sweater(Love it!)
-Pocketknife
-Headphones
-512mb RAM(Well, when my uncle(who knows alot more about computers than me) sat it in my computer last night, it started to smoke. So I guess it didn't work. Ã,  )

I gave present for about 145 GBS, if I've calculated right.

[Chicky]

Talk about a lovely christmas story!

I bought my mother (among other things) a new electric kettle for christmas, her old one broke and boiling water on the hob takes a good 5-10 minutes. Anyway, this new speedy beast can boil a cup in under 40 seconds!

I woke up at 7am this morning (day after xmas) to the smell of burning, the house full of smoke and the fire alarms. Mum (in need of a cuppa at 7am) had put my new kettle i bought her on the hob, rather than using the provided electric docking bay. The whole bottom of the fucking thing has melted, all the plastic , the metal thermal wires. All that's left is the stainless steel cover which is also rather knackered. Completely b0rked.

Ten points for my mother! whoo...

[Haddas]

I got a Donald Duck-comic book, it was the best present I got this year. I also got a Don Rosa-calender, it rocks so bad. Man, Don Rosa is SO GREAT.

No kidding! He's my favourite artist! So many details! the letters DUCK hidden at the beginning of every comic!

[DragonRose]

My sister got the most loved present of 2004.  I ordered a book online for her from Chapters (enormous Canadian bookstore) but even though I paid for fast shipping, it didn't arrive in time for Christmas. So I took a bunch of pictures of myself making faces and made a sort of comic strip where I explained that "The Magical Wish Fairy" was a big slowby and that she should continue with "any joy she had scheduled."

What makes it DOUBLY funny is that's what my Mom got for her birthday as well. Groan.

[Bluke4x4]

Here's what I remember
WHAT I GOT:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Special Edition DVD(from my mom)
Bubba Hotep DVD(from my older brother)
Star Wars Trilogy DVD Set(from everyone)
A Ping Pong Table with Paddles(a stocking stuffer, no name attached)
A Zombie Bunnies T-shirt(from my brother's fiance)
A Zombie Bunnies Sticker (was in a beautifully decorated box. I spent about 15 minutes trying and failing to open the darn thing, and when I finally did, this was all that was in there.Brother's fiance again.)
An Invader ZIM T-shirt(Brother's fiance lives in Norman, the closest Hot Topic store around here is there.)
2 pairs of leather gloves(Dad)
Basketball pants(Dad)
2001: A Space Odyssey the book by Arthur C. Clarke(Mom)
Breakout by Mark Rempley (I'm not sure on the author's name. Mom)
Case Closed! Vol. 2 by Gosho Aoyama (Holy Crap. I remember his name but not a simple name like "Mark Rempley"? Yeesh. From Sister)
Portable Radio (Brother)
WHAT I GAVE:
Tenacious D Album (To Brother)
Billy Madison/ Happy Gilmore Pack (To Dad)
WHAT ELSE WAS GIVEN:
My sister got:
A Lance Armstrong book
A Foosball table
A Fender Squire(sp?)
The "Newsies" DVD(Best Musical Ever.)
My brother got:
Tenacious D blablabla
Army books
Jacket
My mom got:
X-Men 1 and 2
Sugarland album
Rascal Flatts album
Dad got:
Therapeutic pillow
Denim Jacket
Billy Madisonblablabla DVD Set
Brother's Fiance got:
I'm not sure. Wasn't playing a lot of attention, so that's probably why it sounds like I got too much more than them.

[viktor]

well all I got was moastly money. But what realy choked me up was when my little sister gifted me with some normal wooden pencils (about 20), an eraser and a pencil sharpener. That realy got to me since she remembered that I draw a lot and can newer find a pencil when I need it.

[Blackthorne]

Oh, its so useful! It's all digital and weighs about a pound. Everyone should have one!

Hehe.  I only use all vintage analog effects.  I have a custom made pedal board that links them all to one power source.  I have a vintage Big Muff Pi distortion, a Tubescreamer, a Thomas Organ Company Vintage CryBaby Wah, a DOD Digital Delay, a BOSS Digital Delay, and a DOD Compressor/Sustainer.  I love pedals.  Digital stuff sounds too clean.  I like my effects vintage and dirty.  Like my women.  Or something.  That's gross.

Bt

[Mr Jake]

best presents were probably Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events number 11 (and my mum has to buy me number 10 now because she thought I had it ) and my printer scanner combo, I also got a soldering kit which Im now looking foward to using. Some small presents and £45 towards my Guitar fund (after paying back £40 I owed my mum). Lots of family time and a new hobby (guitar - mum's friend brung hers down on christmas eve so I could have a go and see if I liked it - I did hense the guitar fund was born).

the best thing about christmas as you get older is getting less presents and not having to rush around to all your relatives houses in the morning, the worse thing is you dont often have anything to sit on the living room floor playing with all day

[Czar]

Well, I'm working 72 hours this week (including 24th through 26th) and didn't want to bother decorating or anything. Ã, Having agreed not to do much around the house for Christmas with my roommate, imagine my surprise when I came home to a decorated living room. Ã, 

It had gone from bare with average furniture and entertainment center to a madly sparkling phenomenon. Ã, The stockings were hung, the couch was draped in red and white, there was a miniature Christmas tree on the coffee table. Ã, Oh, and did I mention the crime-scene? Ã, There was a Santa-shaped "chalk" outline on the carpet, "blood" everywhere and enough debris and broken ornamentation to demonstrate that the poor fellow had obviously tried to squeeze past the couch after coming down the chimney. A splat of "blood" on the TV and some broken ornaments (oh, and crime-scene evidence number markers) and I had a very merry and cheering Christmas (for the 10 minutes before I went to sleep anyway). Ã, 

Idea done by my roommate with the help of his friends and much of the macabre detail arranged by my demented little sister. Ã, My favorite Christmas gift, ever. Ã, Total price? Hell.... Ã, maybe $15? Ã,  Total work? I can't imagine.

I'm voting this for the best Christmas present ever. What a feeling must have that been.
The best presents are the ones where you see someone has put some thought in, and if it is a surprise, the better.

C.

[Layabout]

what the fuck is a flybar???

mummys boy!!!

[Moox]

Its a pogo stick lol.


Hey poop, tough luck, yachts are $150 a square foot, have fun in your raft.

[Paper Carnival]

Its a pogo stick lol.


Hey poop, tough luck, yachts are $150 a square foot, have fun in your raft.

That wasn't poop who said that. It was someone else impersonating poop. The creator of the thread was poop743, but the guy who posted the yacht thingy was poop734

[Gregjazz]

Its a pogo stick lol.


Hey poop, tough luck, yachts are $150 a square foot, have fun in your raft.

That wasn't poop who said that. It was someone else impersonating poop. The creator of the thread was poop743, but the guy who posted the yacht thingy was poop734

Thank you for the helpful narrative, Guybrush. Just being sarcastic, of course. I noticed the subtle difference between poop743 and poop734 immediately after you said "Can anyone else spot the conspiracy against poop? If not, look closer..."

I'm interested in your reason for concern. Do you feel Poop's reputation is in danger because of this obvious impersonation?

[Paper Carnival]

Not really, since his reputation is already negative. I just wanted everyone to think I'm smarter than anyone else for spotting the impostor pointed it out

[HillBilly]

Oh my god. Someone will ruin the swell reputation of poop743 and put his name in a bad light!


We must stop this someone before it's too late!

[Rui 'Trovatore' Pires]

Since the perpetrator would be poop himself, I couldn't agree more.

[Paper Carnival]

Can I keep the pogo stick?

[Cluey]

Well, poops post screamed "Spoiled brat who feels the need to brag in excess about how much he got"
There are girls like that in my school, "oh I'm so sad, I only got £500 pounds this Christmas, my parents are well shady"

I got-
Drunk
Some small things like sweets and such
Half Life 2
£25 off my aunt
A pretty good afternoon in watching the Vicar Of Dibley on BBC with my family.

My family get gifts for each member as a whole, like 1 gift from everyone, it saves on the hell of Christmas shopping.  But we got:
My Dad - That bloody Dire Straights CD/DVD boxset (I WANT MY MTV!!)
My Mum - Well she kinda just went on a spending spree of clothes and CD's.
My Brother - I Robot and a headset for the PC.

It came to about five hundred pounds all together.
But it doesn't matter how much, you'll learn that it's the fact that people care about you enough to buy you something at all.

[Rui 'Trovatore' Pires]

Heh. Dire Straits, ma man, not straights. Although I never though of inquiring about THAT too closely.

[Darth Mandarb]

I think I have you all beat for the award of 'Best Christmas Gift' this year:



I got a lot of stuff ... stuff I wanted/needed and some I didn't even know I wanted.

I went over board on gift GIVING this year ...Ã,  spent WAY too much money.Ã,  I like giving soooo much more than receiving.Ã,  (though don't get me wrong, I do enjoy receiving gifts!)

Probably the best gift I gave was the DVD I made for my brother and his fiancè.Ã,  I took pictures from all the trips we've taken together (and 1 we didn't take with them) like, The cruise, the bahams, disney world, etc.Ã,  And I made slide shows set to meaningful music and put it all together under one menu where you could select each vacation to view the music video.Ã,  I even made a custom DVD Cover for the project.Ã,  It was awesome how much they loved it.

[poop743]

I visited my other relatives yesterday and I have other gifts to report. Altogether from them i got 400 dollars cash and a 50 dollar best buy gift card, and a 50 dollar napster gift card
My new grand total:

2430 dollars plus the gym membership of all the years to come!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Haddas]

wow... so much money on a little dipshit kid

[Iwan]

I think it's getting pretty obvious that he isn't really serious. I bet he's laughing behind his monitor. No one can be that stupid and not realise that people don't give a dam that he's buying a poket bike. Don't bother getting angry with him and call him a fu**ing pill head, you'd just be adding fuel to the fire! (that's the saying isn't it?).

Anyway, awesome prezzie Darth!

[HillBilly]

I feel sorry for you, poop. You're obviously not a very bright person.

[Blackthorne]

I feel sorry for Poop in general.

I mean, this dude gives SHIT a bad name.

Anyway, I got a $5,000 colonic.  It took my breath away.

Bt

[DGMacphee]

I think I have you all beat for the award of 'Best Christmas Gift' this year:

Ahem...



Your smores can't bring down my toughtest man in the world!

Unless, of course, you have a glass of milk with your smores. Then I'm in trouble.

As for everyone else, I know this is going to be difficult for you, but try ignoring poop. Whenever he starts a new topic or writes a new reply, just forget about him. He's just a stupid kid who knows nothing. No one takes him seriously anyway and the only reason he keep coming back is because everyone is getting pissy at him. The mods are on a constant poop-watch for problem threads, so don't add fuel to the fire by giving a jerk attention.

[Mr Jake]

erm I basicly posted what DG did, and then relised he posted it >:/

but I too tried to go abit over the top on giving (my um.. job wouldn't allow it) so I still owe my dad an MP3 player and my mum something she wanted

[poop743]

One thing that I want to clear up with you guys is that I am seriously not stupid. I am only 13 and I get 99th percentile on all of the standardized tests I take. That means if you took 100 american kids my age I would probably be the smartest. Also I took the SATs this year for practice and got a 930. If you are american or know any americans you would know that a 7th grader earning a 930 on the SATs  is really good.  Lots of high schoolers do worse than that.

[SSH]

*cough* Aspergers Syndrome *cough*

Yeah, and I took an IQ test at 13 and got 151, but no-one liked ME either, back then.

... cue someone to say that some things never change

[Rui 'Trovatore' Pires]

1) Then why do you ACT stupid and immature every time you post?

2) And soooo modest, as well.

3) I've heard a lot of things about those tests. Not that they're innacurate, exactly, no, but that they used to be made especially for favoring caucasian americans over imigrants by asking things which are common sense only to the native children. Now I may be wrong, and probably am, but at any rate I gotta take this opportunity to ask - are these tests at all reliable? No offence, poop (not HERE, at least), I'm just genuinely curious.

EDIT - Some things never change, SSH.

[Andail]

Poop is trolling, the thread is getting out of topic, and the topic wasn't that relevant to start with.
Locketilock.