I would like to take this moment to thank Mr. Colossal...

[Nine Toes]

Eric Feurstein ryhmes with "Sex Machine"

Coincidence? I think not!

Of course.Ã,  I can't imagine that he's called "Mr. Colossal" for nothing.

...k, I got nothin'.

[TerranRich]

I used to love Eric. Mmm yeah, but I had to kill her him. I had to put him six feet under, and I can still hear him complain.

[Domino]

From an Ultra-Super- NOOb to a Vet, I love you man! 

Now, can i have your Bud Lite?

[Andail]

I used to love Eric. Mmm yeah, but I had to kill her him. I had to put him six feet under, and I can still hear him complain.

Problem is that if you put him six feet under, a good portion of him will still be above ground.

[TerranRich]

Eww. Which portion is that, you sick freak?

[Andail]

His penis, why?

[Haddas]

I still remember the night we spent together Eric. Can you remember that hot June night under the full moon? I hope you can, because YOU LEFT ME TIED TO A TREE TO BE MAULED BY BEARS! I hate you! Are you availible?