What is your favorite Homer Simpson Line?

Joseph DiPerla · Mon 28/04/2003 17:24:43

I have to explain my favorite:

SETTING: Diner

Marge was going to participate in a business venture with some other ladies in the town. She thought it was too risky and was left out of the deal. The ladies told marge that she could leave and that they were going to mail her the pancakes.

Marge is then home explaining this to her family. And here is my favorite Homer Simpson Line: (Might not be accurately repeated, but you get the idea)

"Wait a minute marge, back it up! SO when are the pancakes coming in the mail?"

I love that line.

Joey

Nacho · Mon 28/04/2003 18:03:08

well, I think IÂ´ve said before that Homer is not my cup of tea, I preffer Bart, and my favourite line of Bart is "Mom, my balls donÂ´t fit in my pants!".

He said that when a laboratory was testing in him a new drug for improving his attention. Marged asked him the first morning after the start of the treatment if he felt secondary effects. Bart had a huuuge packet in his trousers. Of course, the big balls where not a secondary effect, it was just Bart with Oranges in his underwear...

He is a jocker!

Flippy_D · Mon 28/04/2003 20:01:35

"Oh, so the internet's on computers now."

jannar85 · Mon 28/04/2003 20:27:15

"Doh!"

MadReizka · Mon 28/04/2003 20:29:16

"One size for all, my ass..."
or
"ZZZZZZZZZZzzzz"

Andail · Mon 28/04/2003 21:48:43

Homer: "I did it, I saved Christmas! I found the dog!"
Marge: "Homer, we were looking for Bart"

Adamski · Mon 28/04/2003 22:14:48

A few of my favourites:

Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing
he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: ... A dinosaur!

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Homer: So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we
got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed
off like that!"
Lisa: Dad, don't you see you're abusing your power like all vigilantes?
I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police?
Homer: I dunno. Coast Guard?

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Homer: Mmm...sixty four slices of American cheese.
[Takes the stack to the table and sits down]
Sixty four...[eats it]
Sixty three...[eats it]
[Next morning]
Two...[eats it really slowly]
One...[eats it]
[Marge walks in]
Marge: [incredulous] Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: [slurred] I think I'm blind...

rodekill · Tue 29/04/2003 01:06:47

D'oh.

Goldmund · Tue 29/04/2003 01:27:05

"Dad, are you sure he is there?"
"Absolutely, darling."

This always cracks me up. My pants are wet as I write.

Trapezoid · Tue 29/04/2003 01:29:08

That isn't funny at all.

Without context, anyway...

Goldmund · Tue 29/04/2003 01:33:57

Well, it's not my fault that you cannot see the comic genius if it struck your face. Ask anybody on this forum, maybe they can explain to you why this line is brilliant.

Trapezoid · Tue 29/04/2003 01:44:43

I can't seem to find any reference to the line on Google...
And if you can't find a Simpsons line on the Internet, odds are it's not a real line.

Goldmund · Tue 29/04/2003 01:59:41

Have you tried Alltheweb or Lycos?
If so, then maybe somebody has lied to me. Damn, all this crazy laughter for nothing!

LGM · Tue 29/04/2003 02:28:31

Homer: ...And I'm not easily impressed! (Pause) WHOA, LOOK! A BLUE CAR!

Quickstrike · Tue 29/04/2003 03:28:22

When Marge has a gambling problem. Marge asks Homer to forgive her. He says yes followed by:

Homer: Remember when I got caught stealing watches from Sears?
Marge: Yes
Homer: Well...You have a gambling problem!
Homer: And remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house because he was dressed like Santa?
Marge: Yes
Homer: Well...You have a gambling problem!
Marge: Homer, when you forgive somebody, you don't rub it in their face.
Homer: Aww!

About something like that.

Joseph DiPerla · Tue 29/04/2003 03:36:34

Homer: Bart, now let me tell you a story about Hercules and the Lion. Now the lion had a thorn in his paw, and noone in the whole village could get the thorn out of his paw. But one day, Hercules came, and with all his strength pulled the thorn out of the paw. And the Lion gave Hercules loads of riches.

Bart: Dad, how can a lion give hercules riches?

Homer: It was the olden days!

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Some Guy: Now when I say hello Mr. Thompsons and stomp on your foot 3 times, you will say hello, got it?
Homer: Got it.
Some Guy: Hello Mr. Thompson!

Stomps on Homers foot 3 times.

Homer looks dumbfounded and turns to the second guy.

Homer: I think he is talking to you.

DGMacphee · Tue 29/04/2003 04:27:08

Homer: Hello! My name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

Mail clerk: Okay, Mr Burns. What's your first name?

Homer: (pauses) I... don't... know...

Layabout · Tue 29/04/2003 06:31:20

*gasp*That man is my exact double!!!

Ohh!!! That dog has a puffy tail!!!!

Chasing after dog: Here puff!!! hehehe!!!

Shattered Sponge · Tue 29/04/2003 06:39:22

"Oh come one, Homey; Japan will be fun - you liked Rashomon"

"That's not how I remember it"

remixor · Tue 29/04/2003 07:12:30

Quote from: Shattered Sponge on Tue 29/04/2003 06:39:22
"Oh come one, Homey; Japan will be fun - you liked Rashomon"

"That's not how I remember it"

That's absolutely brilliant. I don't remember that line though (no pun intended)...was it the one when they went on the crazy Japanese game show and so forth?