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Title: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: Tuomas on Thu 10/08/2006 17:27:28
yeah, I know you all hate me. That's why I'll push it even further. So, most of the grown up looking girls here are 14 or 15. Finnish ones that age look like children, and here they go shooting with no parents. Even I'm almost in love with one of them even though she is only 15 :P So what do you Germans do with the girls to make them so. And I don't mean exaggerated make-up or so, but the forms of the body, it's mature. But unnatural... btw, imo die Deutsche sehen besser aus als die Spanische Mädchens.

Take this as a last excuse to make up a thread and start a conversation, as it's the last few days for me here, and I want to go home and read how you reply :P
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: SSH on Thu 10/08/2006 17:30:29
What's the thing with Finnish guys? It's unnatural!
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: Mr Flibble on Thu 10/08/2006 17:34:30
SSH, stop with your obsession over Tuomas's "unnatural" thing.

Your wife loves you very much.
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: MrColossal on Thu 10/08/2006 17:49:40
Just as long as they're not black, AMIRIGHTFOLKS?!
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: Helm on Thu 10/08/2006 18:13:18
Hate the fuckin' darkies
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: Alynn on Thu 10/08/2006 18:26:52
Quote from: Helm on Thu 10/08/2006 18:13:18
Hate the fuckin' darkies

The Drow?
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: Ishmael on Thu 10/08/2006 18:46:40
One of 'em stole my bike.
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: Huw Dawson on Thu 10/08/2006 19:12:04
Ummmm...

I have never been to Germany, but it's probably do to a DNA thing more than anything else. Either that or Germany's still experimenting with steroids to make their female athletes better.  :=

Kidding.
- Huw

EDIT: It's a good thing they teach German in school. Otherwise I couldn't read a word of that.
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: buloght on Thu 10/08/2006 20:38:33
Quote from: MrColossal on Thu 10/08/2006 17:49:40
Just as long as they're not black, AMIRIGHTFOLKS?!

Quote from: Helm
Hate the fuckin' darkies

Quote from: Ishmael on Thu 10/08/2006 18:46:40
One of 'em stole my bike.

I know you guys are just joking around  :), but using racism as base isn't really funny. I'm white and if I say that in my country, i'd be keelhauled and sent to prison  :). It's a sensitive issue around the world, jokes like that could be seen very badly.

Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: MarkPhantom on Thu 10/08/2006 20:49:32
What IS it with German girls, huh?

No, really - what is with them? The guy in this thread won't explain what's wrong with them other than that they seem to express a disinterest in him.
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: ildu on Thu 10/08/2006 20:51:19
Of course German girls are strapping. Haven't you seen any Bond flicks with German villains?
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: modgeulator on Fri 11/08/2006 09:37:47
Edit after reading the link in the message below:

I see. So all these racist jokes were prompted by Tuomas's earlier messages then.
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: pslocum on Fri 11/08/2006 09:55:18
I think it's probably apropos of this thread (http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=27603.0), but I've been wrong before.
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: AGA on Fri 11/08/2006 15:48:18
Frequently.
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: thewalrus on Fri 11/08/2006 16:44:17
     Which German girls are you talking about specificly on these forums???  ;)

Thewalrus

Goo, goo, ga, joob!!!

Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: pslocum on Fri 11/08/2006 16:44:56
Jealousy is a sad thing, AGA.
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: BerserkerTails on Fri 11/08/2006 20:21:48
This thread has definitely reminded me of the South Park movie. You know the scene, where the kids find that German porn website.

"Ewww, it's a girl getting pooed on!"
"Is it Cartman's mom?"
"Ha ha, very funny guys."
"Dude, it IS Cartman's mom!"
"What's she doing now?"
"...EEEEUGH, sick!! Click it off!!"
"What the f**k is wrong with German people?"
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: Afflict on Fri 11/08/2006 22:29:12
Well my actual thought BerserkerTails... Was WTF is WRONG WITH

Helm
MrColossal
Ishmael

Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: Ishmael on Fri 11/08/2006 23:21:29
THIS: http://niggastolegmansbike2.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: MrColossal on Fri 11/08/2006 23:22:05
read the thread, afflict
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: Afflict on Sat 12/08/2006 00:14:21
Dear MrColossal,

Understand that there are ppl in this forum that dont share your views on racism. In fact outright I dont like people that make any racial comment what so ever.

You think its funny and I think its not.

Hows about you keep your non generic comments to yourself.

I did read the thread, and all I found was Helm, Ishmael and yourself making racist comments.

Whetver its a joke or not I dont care. I dont agree with it. I dont see what your comments even had to do with this thread.

Regards,

Your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman.
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: Haddas on Sat 12/08/2006 00:18:55
We don't like yer type around here...

/me spits in his bucket
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: Las Naranjas on Sat 12/08/2006 00:48:26
The sanctimonious and the racist have alot in common, it takes a pathetic person to look for the arbitrary to place themselves over others.
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: Andail on Sat 12/08/2006 01:02:35
Afflict, when Eric said read the thread, he didn't mean this thread, he meant the thread pslocum linked to, the one where the notorious thread-starter called his boss something along the lines of "fuckhead nigger" or whatnot.

Tuomas, you have probably been posting alot while drunk. Please stop. Racist comments (when they're not meant ironically, as in the case with Eric and Helm) are not accepted, and you'd probably have realised that in a sober state.
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: MrColossal on Sat 12/08/2006 01:17:04
Afflict, you think something is not funny [and believe me, I don't think racism is funny] so therefore we all have to stay clear of it? Sorry, don't think so.

"I did read the thread, and all I found was Helm, Ishmael and yourself making racist comments."

If you read the thread you'd understand the context. You didn't read the thread.

Toumas made a racist comment that he hasn't either owned up to or explained therefore I make fun of him/point out his obvious racism.

Also, white people can't dance!
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: Domino on Sat 12/08/2006 01:25:05
White men can't jump either.  :)
Title: Re: What's the thing with german girls then
Post by: Andail on Sat 12/08/2006 01:43:51
Ok, since this is all based on what I hope is someone's drunk ramblings, I'm gonna lock it up.
Mental note of today; Don't post crap, and if you're gonna be all judgemental and sanctimonious, make sure you have the story straight.