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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Layabout on Wed 21/01/2004 12:37:00

Title: What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: Layabout on Wed 21/01/2004 12:37:00
Huh!?!

http://www.nudeoc.cwc.net/
(3d porn warning)

WHAT THE FUCK!
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: Meowster on Wed 21/01/2004 14:00:28
QuoteI plunged into the back of the machine and fiddled with the jumpers, reconfiguring the bus speed from 60mhz to 66mhz, whilst leaving the multiplier at 2x.

It's a nerd programmer who wishes he had breasts.
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: Minimi on Wed 21/01/2004 14:25:16
this is soooo lame! Standard poser4 looks!! AARGH
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: Meowster on Wed 21/01/2004 14:42:00
Wait wait, Minimi. You're not reading enough of the site. It's actually about overclocking CPUs, not the graphics...
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: Layabout on Wed 21/01/2004 15:58:44
It does make you wonder why the do not have ANY pictures of themselves.

Damn dirty 14 year old make counterstrikers. OMFG LOL!!!

More What the!!!!!

http://www.sanguinarius.org/vampire.shtml

The internet really does scare me sometimes...

Any other fucked up websites that you find, please link them for christ's sake!!!

And on the note of the stupidity of the whole fucking world, I'm gunna bring piracy to the Brisbane River. I'm gunna steal myself a boat, and sail around the brisbane river plundering loot and banging hoes!!!

Fuck!!!
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Post by: shbaz on Wed 21/01/2004 17:59:36
Well, I do 3d stuff a lot, so I browse those sort of site. http://www.renderosity.com is a famous one. A parody of that site that dedicates itself to spreading weird 3d porn (REAL 3d porn this time) is http://www.renderotica.com

It's full of piss poor poser stuff and then a small amount of good photoshopping and poser stuff.
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Post by: taryuu on Wed 21/01/2004 18:36:15
I AR3S n00d!!@!!@!!@!!
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Post by: Layabout on Thu 22/01/2004 10:46:14
More Cwazy Vampire stuff for those who are interested

http://sphynxcatvp.nocturna.org/

This stuff is GOLD!!!

I love the Internet
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: Minimi on Thu 22/01/2004 12:03:01
This vampire crap, scares the hell outta me. I read already alot on that sanquinarius site or something, and it sounds so real, that I almost start to believe in vampires  ::)

Are there any vampires at AGS?
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: Creed Malay on Thu 22/01/2004 14:22:59
Quote from: Minimi on Thu 22/01/2004 12:03:01
Are there any vampires at AGS?

No, because vampires are not real.

Unlike werecrows.
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: DragonRose on Thu 22/01/2004 14:40:59
Look, we've got a world eating robot, a zombie, a dragon, a pirate, Jesus (though I haven't seen him around in a while) and Helm.  What do we need with Vampires?
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: Shattered Sponge on Thu 22/01/2004 17:13:36
www.yuriskirigumi.com (http://www.yuriskigurumi.com) is pretty messed up; I'm very much of the 'whatever pops your blackhead' school of thought, but still - that's pretty messed up. I guess that that's why we love the Japanese, though, isn't it?

Well, that and Power Rangers porn (http://www.tma.co.jp/page_top/yokoku/chichiren/chichiren.html).
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Post by: Layabout on Fri 23/01/2004 07:32:24
I couldnt see the yuriskirigumi.com site...
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Post by: Shattered Sponge on Fri 23/01/2004 07:42:20
Well, not only did I misspell the URL (corrected that now), but it appears that the actual site is down anyway.

Try one of these (http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.yuriskigurumi.com/), then.
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: TheYak on Fri 23/01/2004 07:45:06
Quote from: DragonRose on Thu 22/01/2004 14:40:59
What do we need with Vampires?

I beg your pardon.
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Post by: Eggie on Fri 23/01/2004 07:55:46
My friends girlfriends friends are vampires...
LESBIAN vampires.
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Post by: Rincewind on Fri 23/01/2004 19:18:54
Vampire-obsessed people do scare me as well. I am rather fascinated with werewolf myths and stuff though(I never should've played GK2...), and found this site while googling, not long ago:

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/lair/6918/handbook.html

I am still unsure what to think about it... Seems to be a bit in the same vein as the vampire sites...
I still find it kind of fascinating to read, though.
But then again, I'm weird.  
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Post by: HappyHobo on Fri 23/01/2004 22:34:13
Everybody here knows about goatse, right?
You don't get much more fucked up than that.
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Post by: Archangel (aka SoupDragon) on Fri 23/01/2004 22:44:41
Quote from: HappyHobo on Fri 23/01/2004 22:34:13
Everybody here knows about goatse, right?
You don't get much more fucked up than that.

Two words: Tub. Girl.
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Post by: HappyHobo on Fri 23/01/2004 22:55:17
I forgot about tub girl. Asstulip is pretty nasty too.
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: Matt Brown on Sat 24/01/2004 02:45:23
argggggghhh!! tubgirl!!!

/me wishes he never ever ever went to slashdot and saw those horrid things
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: Layabout on Sat 24/01/2004 16:27:39
i can't decide what is worse between http://goatse.cx or http://www.tubgirl.com/

yeck!!!

Both have scarred me for life.
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: Ghormak on Sat 24/01/2004 16:57:56
You all know goatse.cx has been taken down, right?

It's sad to see one of the Internet's greatest legends disappear.
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Post by: Shattered Sponge on Sat 24/01/2004 19:40:49
I never actually went to goatse.

I don't know why; I'm not particularily squemish (I found tubgirl hilarious, if I'm honest; twisted sense o' humour, I guess), and when I am disgusted by something, I'm impressed, rather than distressed; it's just that someone told me a shouldn't go there, and I... er... kinda never did.  I'm really apprehensive about going and breaking the tradition, now, even though I'm aware of what it contains and it doesn't sound like something that would really bother me much.  Odd.

Also (http://www.libidomag.com/reviews/gallery/images/forbid1.jpg).
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Post by: Pet Terry on Sat 24/01/2004 20:48:30
You know, I heard that some guy made a drink called Goatse.cx. First there was alcohol and some cream on that. Then there was a peach and a hole on the peach. There was some chocolate and strawberry jam on the hole and a straw was meant to put through the hole. Sounds good?

I saw that goatse-site some years ago at school, my friend wanted to show us a site and he went there. We were like "Eww, yuck!" and then he clicked some link on the site and showed us the other picture. In that point we left the class :P

I've never seen that tubgirl thingy.
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Post by: remixor on Sat 24/01/2004 22:15:29
Wow, goatse is finally gone?  I knew it was up as of a month ago, so I guess it was pretty recent.  It's a terrible site and I should be glad it's gone, but it's sort of an icon and its passing makes me feel kind of old...  Good thing I'm not old.
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Post by: modgeulator on Sun 25/01/2004 07:41:13
Don't forget
http://www.timecube.com/
A true schizophrenic masterpiece.
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: Scavenger on Sun 25/01/2004 16:47:32
It's been bugging me. Are all these sick, horrid pictures real? I never wanted to look at them for more than three seconds (so therefore, I haven't.) Did someone stage these? What are they for? It's like the hidden sub-area of the internet, waiting for the unsuspecting to scumble across it.
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: Squinky on Sat 31/01/2004 01:41:39
http://www.yourmums.com/index.php?view=friends

I found this site just goofing off. For some reason, these people are profoundly funny to look at to me...
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Post by: Duck on Sat 31/01/2004 04:16:45
This thread has me so horny right about now.






And all you goatse/tubgirl fans out there might wanna try http://www.lemonparty.com (http://www.lemonparty.com). But remember, it's too hot for work!!

EDIT: Goatse's up sporadically. I tried to demonstrate that it was down in my IT class and paid for it dearly.
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: ScottDoom on Sat 31/01/2004 07:23:15
Duck, it's www.lemonparty.org, not .com. And I hate that one. My friend showed it to me the other day.

There's also this great site (not really weird, just a hot girl): Bah, the site went down when I just checked it... http://bakla.net/ Just in case it comes back up.
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Post by: Duck on Sat 31/01/2004 19:47:09
Right, right. And I agree - Bakla is quite an interesting one, right up to the last picture.
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Post by: Shattered Sponge on Sun 01/02/2004 06:05:12
Quote from: Duck on Sat 31/01/2004 19:47:09
Right, right. And I agree - Bakla is quite an interesting one, right up to the last picture.
I totally saw that coming.

Still; I'd fuck him.
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Post by: Meowster on Sun 01/02/2004 22:33:38
I'm sure somebody asked me to go to that goatse site but I don't think I did. What was it about?
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: HappyHobo on Sun 01/02/2004 23:07:21
Imagine a man stretching his anus to the size of a softball. Then add sores and make it (the anus) red.
Title: Re:What The!!?!?!!?
Post by: Duck on Sun 01/02/2004 23:50:47
Quote from: HappyHobo on Sun 01/02/2004 23:07:21
Imagine a man stretching his anus to the size of a softball. Then add sores and make it (the anus) red.
That's the inside of his rectum.
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Post by: Trapezoid on Sun 01/02/2004 23:51:08
Also, he's rather old and you can see his dangly parts.
Now imagine jumping in the shower and furiously cleansing yourself while weeping. That's the gist of the Goatse Experience.
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Post by: Meowster on Mon 02/02/2004 00:11:25
Oh. Sounds... average.
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Post by: shbaz on Mon 02/02/2004 00:53:25
ScottDoom, you bastard. You BASTARD.
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Post by: DGMacphee on Mon 02/02/2004 02:40:51
Actually I read a website that had conclusive proof that the goatse guy was a transvestite.

They said this because he/she had a second hole somewhere there and the hole he/she was spread was actually a vagina!
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Post by: remixor on Mon 02/02/2004 04:35:30
I have no desire to inspect that picture closely enough to verify that claim.
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Post by: MrColossal on Mon 02/02/2004 06:27:50
it does look like he's wearing latex stockings

but that doesn't prove anything