When CJ calls it Quits?

Pumaman · Thu 17/05/2007 20:11:05

Quote from: Hammerite on Thu 17/05/2007 19:13:59
Yeah but he might get shot too.

Or I could get kidnapped and get loads of celebrities to offer huge rewards for my return.

Mr Flibble · Thu 17/05/2007 20:29:29

It was AGA's fault for not using the creche facilities offered.

LimpingFish · Thu 17/05/2007 20:35:22

What few people realize is that we're on our third "CJ" at the moment. The original CJ vanished during the first Mittens, never to be seen again.

The second CJ choked on an onion ring, somewhere in the greater Staines area.

The current CJ has an GPS device lodged in his skull, and an anti-onion ring braclet affixed to his ankle.

Our stocks of replacement "CJ's" are...plentiful.

EDIT: We're also on our 12th "Helm", our 7th "Darth Mandarb"...and we've lost count of how many times "AGA" has had to be replaced.

But I digress...Â¬Â¬

Matt Goble · Thu 17/05/2007 20:49:11

Quote from: LimpingFish on Thu 17/05/2007 20:35:22
The second CJ choked on an onion ring, somewhere in the greaters Staines area.

Hey don't blame Staines, we get a bad enough rap as it is!!

We almost lost a CJ in benidorm - Onion Rings, Calamari Rings, it were a disaster waiting to happen...

Steel Drummer · Fri 18/05/2007 00:34:19

Quote from: Geoffkhan on Thu 17/05/2007 05:36:48
Quote from: Steel Drummer on Thu 17/05/2007 03:29:02
It'd be totally pimped out with all kinds of crazy plugins...

Err, what prevents that from happening already?

True, but there would be even more plugins, and eventually someone would come up with an open source iMuse-esque one *cough Nikolas cough*..

InCreator · Fri 18/05/2007 02:30:37

QuoteBut someday he'll die and that means unless there is a future generation CJ AGS is going to die, too and waaaah, it's all so senseless!

We have really nice female members among these thousands, don't we?
Who wants to volunteer for saving the tomorrow?
Nice blonde British guy, good genes, genius' DNA...

Step up, ladies!

And when we have new one, we don't really need old one... But for any case, we could still freeze him!
Until human cloning really works and we don't need traditional reproducing system.
Yay for unlimited DNA supply!

Domino · Fri 18/05/2007 02:44:25

Now that i think about it, CJ may just be a robot. His only directive is to make AGS, or he could be like the Terminator, get us to sign up for his forums, then knock us off one by one until his mission is complete. Maybe that is what the AGS world map is for.

For those who attend Mittens, does CJ say I'll be back alot?

Dan_N · Fri 18/05/2007 07:15:50

Quote from: Domino on Fri 18/05/2007 02:44:25Now that i think about it, CJ may just be a robot. His only directive is to make AGS, or he could be like the Terminator, get us to sign up for his forums, then knock us off one by one until his mission is complete. Maybe that is what the AGS world map is for.

For those who attend Mittens, does CJ say I'll be back alot?

Good thing he's not a paranoid android...

Adamski · Fri 18/05/2007 09:32:38

QuoteHey don't blame Staines, we get a bad enough rap as it is!!

Oh come on, it deserves it!

Edit: Gah, this was Becky again. I must stop using Adam's computer to post.

Babar · Fri 18/05/2007 10:25:48

I have a feeling that most of the people will quit AGS long before CJ. How many more decades can that ol' nostalgia for Monkey Island MIDI and Pixelliness last? How much more time will even those small amount of people be willing to type in what they want their character to do? Unless AGS 3 will be AGS3D, we are a dying breed! The geek gene has doomed us!

MillsJROSS · Fri 18/05/2007 22:22:11

Why would CJ quit being a god?

And in reality, even if he decided to stop doing anything he'd probably leave the source code with someone he could trust. I don't think he'd release open source, but you never know.

-MillsJROSS

LUniqueDan · Sat 19/05/2007 04:24:45

If CJ got shot, who will adopt Cuppit?

monkey0506 · Sun 20/05/2007 00:41:18

Quote from: mattgoble on Thu 17/05/2007 20:49:11Hey don't blame Staines, we get a bad enough rap as it is!!

Hey, don't be dissin' my homey Ali G!

CJ won't quit. He'll just keep working on AGS until the day he dies. Then he'll pass on all his knowledge to his son. His illegitimate love-child son. Via a brain-transfer mechanism.

Layabout · Tue 22/05/2007 01:34:52

I saw M0DS and CJ kissing in spain. After that, no one knows what happened, although I heard sex-like noises coming from the tent area.

But if M0DS was carrying CJ love-child, he would boast. Just like he boasted about kissing 5 people in a night, all of which were guys. But we never discuss what went on at the Rover's Return, although, you can see it on ITV wednesday week. A climatic (in more ways than one!!!) episode of Corrie.