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Title: Where are my pants?
Post by: Layabout on Mon 17/04/2006 16:39:40
Discuss
Title: Re: Is Rolf another Andy P3n1sh???
Post by: Helm on Mon 17/04/2006 16:48:48
Quote from: Layabout on Mon 17/04/2006 16:39:40
Discuss

Alternatively: don't discuss.
Title: Re: Is Rolf another Andy P3n1sh???
Post by: dasjoe on Mon 17/04/2006 16:51:58
i second helm, dnftt
Title: Re: Where are my pant's?
Post by: Tiki on Mon 17/04/2006 17:03:56
Naw, Rolf is just that crazy DG.

edit- as for the pants - DG has them.
Title: Re: Where are my pant's?
Post by: IM NOT TEH SPAM on Mon 17/04/2006 17:04:34
The man has a problem, and you guys fl4me him to hell...
Just bc we arent all H4XXOR, and some of us are n00blets doesnt mean you should flame and ignore.  Try to help him with his AGS issue. 
Layabout, i suggest using the Search button at the top of the page.  It is helpful to see if other members have also misplaced their pants.  Also Call Chris Jones's home/cell.  Hes always happy to speak to new members of the comunity about their missing dll's exe's or in this case Pants. 
Most importantly make sure your using windows XP SP2 with the latest updates. 
Run a virus and spyware scan, seeing as you dont want spys to see you wihtout pants, or viruses to infect your pantsless areas. 
SOrry that we arent all helpfull and some people bite your head off when you have a problem
Title: Re: Where are my pant's?
Post by: Layabout on Mon 17/04/2006 17:05:00
Dammit!!! I knew he did! It was that night we slept... wait!!

Lord Nipper: I ain't no n00b. I know how to search the forums. I searched the forums for my pants but I couldn't find them!!1
Title: Re: Where are my pant's?
Post by: Ubel on Mon 17/04/2006 17:12:20
Layabout, you can't expect people to help you when you post like that. I for one would like to hear a bit more details. What kind of pants exactly are these you lost and are looking for?
Title: Re: Where are my pant's?
Post by: Layabout on Mon 17/04/2006 17:14:47
They are a vintage 1960's pair of union jack underdrawers. I have been wearing them for 2 years straight, and they have never been washed. They have many scid marks, and jizzstains. I am lost without them!!!
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Mr Flibble on Mon 17/04/2006 17:23:37
Remove the lens flare, oh and the perspective is way off.
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Haddas on Mon 17/04/2006 17:39:54
I made a paintover.

(http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/1096/paintover4ku.gif)

First off, I reduced the size of the bulge by half. it just wasn't realistic.

...uhh, and that's it, basically.
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Scummbuddy on Mon 17/04/2006 20:34:01
Did you leave them at Mittens?
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Tuomas on Mon 17/04/2006 20:45:59
Am I just stupid, or is Layabout new Andy P3n1sh? Or did he just get his dick stuck in his zipper. Geez, that should really hurt. So you lost your pants, get new ones, normal people use more pants than just one.
Title: Re: Where are my pant's?
Post by: DGMacphee on Tue 18/04/2006 01:29:09
Quote from: Tiki on Mon 17/04/2006 17:03:56
Naw, Rolf is just that crazy DG.

edit- as for the pants - DG has them.

Christ, the whole "DG is other people" thing is getting old. Yeah, once or twice it was funny. Now that it's been repeated like a GABILLION TIMES the lol factor is dead. From now on anyone who says "DG ares the new N00b" is a fucking hack. Get a new joke. And fuck you, Tiki.
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Layabout on Tue 18/04/2006 01:44:07
You only bought it upon yourself... Anyway, what have you done with my pants! Tiki says you have them!
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: DGMacphee on Tue 18/04/2006 02:01:36
I don't buy the "You brought it on yourself" excuse for something that's overdone. The first hundred jokes about me registering fake accounts for N00b charasters, yeah, I deserved it cause I was being cock with the whole Andy Penis/Nigel Manning Smith/whoever thing and yes, the jokes were funny then. But, c'mon, it's now becoming more annoying than funny.

As for your pants, I turned them into a fucking sailboat. How the fuck do I know what happened to your pants? You're in the UK a zillion miles from me! For all I know, you're so stinkin' drunk right now, you don't even know you're wearing them!
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens on Tue 18/04/2006 06:13:53
Quote"DG ares the new N00b"

Does quoting you count as actually typing it?

Also, any underwear you've befouled for two years must be sentient by now and creeping off somewhere dark to breed.  Beware.
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: BOYD1981 on Tue 18/04/2006 07:30:16
you may just have explained the mystery of Rolf's true identity!  :o
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Hammerite on Tue 18/04/2006 09:36:42
what the hell happened to rolf?
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Afflict on Tue 18/04/2006 10:18:59
I like the paintover just didnt have enough time to remove the double pixels...

as for ROLF

Name:  Rolf
Posts:  33 (6.600 per day)
Position:  Member
Date Registered:  13 Apr 2006, 01:49
Last Active:  Yesterday at 02:34

Hes around :)
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Loki on Tue 18/04/2006 10:21:56
this thread makes me feel nervous ... i was searching my pant until i realized that i'm wearing it. life is so unjust...


l.
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Hammerite on Tue 18/04/2006 11:11:48
you think that stupid nightmare thing was his last post?
where he says he dreamt he was a n00b on a forum and he had to use google translator to post.

actually, reading that message again, it was the most understandable thing he's posted.
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Oneway on Tue 18/04/2006 11:24:16
2 years straight eh?
Try looking in the confinement zone of your spyware program. It probably identified it as malwear  ;D
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Layabout on Tue 18/04/2006 13:05:28
I never actually thought DG ares teh Rolf. Perosnally I am suspicious of Rolf being a fake and I outlined my reasons originally in this thread. I decided a few minutes after, after some persuasion and changed the topic, which led to these panty shenanigans.

I like the word shenanigans.
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Hammerite on Tue 18/04/2006 13:36:26
hmm... this reminds me of the wintermute/ags thing.
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Afflict on Tue 18/04/2006 13:37:17
yeah what ever now go make games :)
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Hammerite on Tue 18/04/2006 13:58:39
yeah i tried that with the 'make my game' utility in this ags thing and i think tehres an error because it didnt work and i dont know why because i had made absolutely nothing. i wouldve made a sprite but its not a fantasy game and i wouldve made a room but i wanted it to be outdoors.
can some1 plz help me, ppl!
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Andail on Wed 19/04/2006 13:31:45
Quote from: DGMacphee on Tue 18/04/2006 02:01:36
The first hundred jokes about me registering fake accounts for N00b charasters, yeah, I deserved it cause I was being cock with the whole Andy Penis/Nigel Manning Smith/whoever thing and yes, the jokes were funny then.

What about that Roger the Janitor guy? And the hippie character? Or were they the same?
Anyhow, I don't blame you for the impersonations you did in the past (mainly because I considered them humourous), but I also don't see how you can become upset when people make the obvious connection between alleged fake characters and yourself.
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: DGMacphee on Wed 19/04/2006 15:59:54
I would have thought the whoever part covered all characters. And it's been nearly two years since I've used one.

The reason why I was upset was because I wasn't happy being associated with noobs that are actually being annoying.

"but DG! isn't the 'real you' annoying anyway? what's the diff?"

Oh snap, you got me there.

Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: Helm on Wed 19/04/2006 17:43:56
What's more annoying is that you just preemptively ohsnaped yourself.
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: LGM on Wed 19/04/2006 20:04:50
Oh snap!
Title: Re: Where are my pants?
Post by: DGMacphee on Thu 20/04/2006 15:19:37
hey guys what's the deal with rainbows and teddybears? let's discuss! oops i pooped my pants raaar

P.S. I WILL KILL YOU (http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=25777.0)