who would be the victor?

eddie hitler · Mon 02/10/2006 16:19:10

alrighty, here is a little game I just thought of. Im gonna name two adventure game characters, and you tell me which would win in a fight, who you would rather share a kiss with, and which of the two you think has the most potential to become a vet. whoever replys first will name the next two characters and so on. ok....... lechuck from monkey island and sordid from simon the sorcerer.

Tiki · Mon 02/10/2006 22:52:12

the victor

jetxl · Mon 02/10/2006 23:07:23

This topic it two posts away from Chuck Norris.

ManicMatt · Mon 02/10/2006 23:13:11

Chuck Norris had his own adventure game? Did it have verb commands like :Kick, punch, break and flatten?

vict0r · Mon 02/10/2006 23:32:00

Quote from: Tiki on Mon 02/10/2006 22:52:12
the victor

The one and only 8)

Barbarian · Tue 03/10/2006 06:25:40

Quote from: ManicMatt on Mon 02/10/2006 23:13:11
Chuck Norris had his own adventure game?

Not an "adventure game", but there was a rather lame-o "action game" featuring "Chuck Norris", waaay back in da early 80's. I know, I used to have for my ol' Vic=20.Ã,Â You can see some of the "amazing" graphics for it here.Ã,Â I could have delt with the very basic low-res late 70's / early 80's graphics if the game had any kind of playabilityÃ,Â

Well, for a bit of a laff of seeing Chuck Norris in video games, check out some of the "Chuck Norris videos" click here.

Buckethead · Tue 03/10/2006 19:10:25

all on ordid from simon the sorcerer, graphics from simon the sorcerer are hot!

next: Ben jordan or cuppit ?

PS: chuck disurves a real game... C'mon even I can do better graphics then that

SmootH · Fri 06/10/2006 03:42:59

Quote from: ManicMatt on Mon 02/10/2006 23:13:11
Chuck Norris had his own adventure game? Did it have verb commands like :Kick, punch, break and flatten?

If chuck norris had an adventure game, the only action command would be "own"

Boney · Fri 06/10/2006 10:42:35

That and "stare at"...

lemmy101 · Fri 06/10/2006 11:20:57

You're forgetting "roundhouse kick" surely?

Better still you'd never get an"I can't do that" or "Why would I do that?" type response, because obviously Chuck Norris could and would roundhouse kick any object or character in the game!

Boney · Fri 06/10/2006 11:38:10

Haha why hasn't this game been made?!

Ashen · Fri 06/10/2006 13:51:49

Also not an adventure game, but I thought it was fun. For a while, at least.

ManicMatt · Fri 06/10/2006 14:07:13

6615 points

Ah darn I died and now my arm hurts! But that was amusing!

Buckethead · Fri 06/10/2006 14:41:28

could everyone stay on topic, please? This thread is not about Chuck Norris

ManicMatt · Fri 06/10/2006 14:47:34

Chuck Norris is what makes this thread worthwhile!

Although I dig Jet Li more for general kickass-ness.

Haddas · Fri 06/10/2006 17:10:30

*GROOOOOAAAN*

Sylvr · Fri 06/10/2006 17:52:38

Yeah... does anyone actually remember what the original topic was? :

monkey0506 · Fri 06/10/2006 18:31:22

I don't see why this hasn't been locked yet. I mean...the idea isn't necessarily a terrible one, but so far no one has actually posted "on-topic"...actually...I'm wrong. Bukith3ad did post on-topic once...though I got lost in his wonderful usage of the Engrish language.

Buckethead · Fri 06/10/2006 19:10:38

I guess no one follows my lead because they all want to make out with cuppit but are afraid to tell the truth and if they pick BJ cuppit will be sad. So they just shut up...

eddie hitler · Sat 07/10/2006 14:28:59

oh dear.