Girl problems. Great things aren't they.
There is this girl. Her name I won't mention, but she works with me, and she lives a room away from me above the pub. I once said I'd never want to be with an English girl.But I do. She is pretty. We can stay up to all hours of the morning. We kissed last Saturday night (well 3am sunday morning) We had a few drinks after work. We went to talk in her room. We got all cosy. We kissed. alot.
Since then, every moment alone, the same thing happens. We kiss alot.
I haven't slept with her yet.
On Monday, She was working, I was not. I saw her just before she started her shift that night. We kissed a bit. Going downstairs, in the corridor, she grabbed me and snogged me. It was nice.
She was working for 4hours, so I drunk a few vodkas in the pub with friends and locals. A few vodkas equates to about 6 Vodka and cokes. Not a big binge or anything. I went to see her after work. She said she told the German chef, that they would have a chat. She asked me to take her to his room. He told me not to come in. She said to let me come in for a bit. He said 'the girl told me to tell you she wants you to stop harrassing her in her room.' I was shocked. She told me that was not true quietly.
I went downstairs to drink some more. When she had finished her chat with the German chef, i knocked on her door. She told me to come it. We had a chat, and she told me that he was stirring shit.
The next day, the German Chef told me to stay out of the kitchen, and the same thing that he said the night before. Even though she woke me up to walk one of the locals dogs, who was away on holiday. I was angry. So I got very drunk.
I talked to her that night, and things should hopefully be sorted out.
I just need clarification on her feelings and everything. But she has been away at the German Chefs house in Liverpool since tuesday night. Which is a good thing, because it means we've both had time to think about feelings and everything. She will be coming back at stupid o'clock tonight. I texted her, she replied, and said she is looking forward to seeing me when she returns. So I guess its all good, I just need clarification on where I stand and what will become of us.
I just want to know her feelings on everyhting between us, so if its not going to be, I don't get too involved. I really like this girl, and would like to have a proper relationship with her if possible.
Um, the story doesn't quite make sense... i thin you missed a bit out. Who is this chef guy who suddenly turns up in the middle?
He's a German. He works here in the kitchen. She works in the kitchen. He is very protective of her, treats her like the daughter he never had.
Quote from: Layabout on Thu 15/06/2006 17:27:50
He is very protective of her, treats her like the daughter he never had.
Thats the missing info! It sounded like he was her current boyfreind before you said that
Right, hehe, he is about 60, so thats not true. I'm not a girlfriend stealer! So it wasn't clarified. My bad.
my advice:
kiss less, talk more!
Conversations are in the long run better for your relationship than sexual contact.
It depends on what you are going for in a relationship ;)
Anyway take it easy, she likes you, you kissed, you like her, so instead of drinking vodka take her to the shore at the beach, or whatever. Show her that you care for her heart and personality.
When a girl is involved, never trust the word of another guy... No matter if he is 60, your best friend, her gay best friend (who would never be interested on her...) Maybe he is telling you things she hasn't said because some weird reason of him... (Maybe you had? I don't understand very well the "stirring shit" expression)
So, ask her directly, and frankly, girls appreciate this. And showing her that you are a bit "too interested" in her would work in this specific case (I usually don't recommend to show "weakness") BUT, maybe she has expressed to the chef that you are not an easy-to-fall-in-love guy, but just a naughty-boy, so, showing that you are interested would work, and turn into possitive this little doubts of her. ;) Dunno if this makes sense. Hope this works. Another brit blonde cute girl in mittens would be terrific.
Quote from: Minimi on Thu 15/06/2006 17:56:56
Conversations are in the long run better for your relationship than sexual contact.
Dude, you can totally chat a relationship-would-be to death with that philosophy. Just because people need to understand eachother, care for eachother, know eachother on a deeper level and all that doesn't mean they must constantly converse. He said they haven't slept so it's not a question of going out of hand fast.
He probably needs to talk to the chef instead. The girl might be in debt somehow, emotionally or otherwise, and not in a position to tell the chef off. It's like someone's overly protective brother. The girl can't do much about it, it's either ignore or deal with the problem itself.
Hold on a sec, let's just summarize this ... you work in the kitchen along with the girl and the German Chef. He's far too old for her so they aren't dating, but she goes to stay at his house in Liverpool and visits his room outside of work. She seems to like you but the German Chef's jealousy threatens to get in the way.
Sounds like quite a confusing situation ... unfortunately I can't pretend to be of any help, except to ask, is this the guy?
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The question is do you love her because of her or because of yourself?
Same thing for her.
I hope that you will find your true love everybody needs somebody!
:) now smile and be yourself
I don't understand what she's doing in that old man's house. I guess you don't either. I don't see a big problem having yet occured but it's too early to tell. A good sign when things might go well is when people try to make time out of their schedules and obligations to see each other. A lot. This sounds stupid, but it's a vital thing that a lot of people miss: if it's a new almost-relationship, and you're not in each other's faces constantly, this usually will mean either that one of the two isn't too hot about the whole thing, or that one of the two has reservations that reside on other stuff that you're not allowed to touch upon unless asked to. You see a wonderful girl and she seems to like you and you'd like to have a chance with her, please remember to keep a cool head because things can go from fine to DROWNING in seconds when things are just starting up. Don't invest too much on this level.
Don't 'talk about your situation' either. It's a dumb thing to do when all you've done is kissed a bit. Make your desire plain to her, simply and politely, if you haven't yet, but that's it. Don't demand things, don't put pressure on her. And break the chef's legs.
QuoteWhy do we all post about girl problems here to a bunch of computer
who knows, what can I say I am a lonley sod with no girlfriend EVER. I can't give you much advise, but there is something majorly twisted going on. The german chef is being a wee bit too protective of her [sarcasim light is on] btw whats snogging?
Well the thing is, we don't just kiss. When we do stay up til stupid o'clock in the morning it's usually mostly talking. I could be walking along the corridor upstairs, and if we meet, she will grab me and push me against the wall and kiss me. So i think the feelings are mutual.
About the old man, his story is interesting. He needs friends. His mother died a few weeks ago, and her funeral was on his birthday. His son is in the clink for possesion of a fuckload of drugs and for assulting a police officer. His most recent girlfriend left him recently also. So he needs company. He is a nice man, and he is handling his situation in an extremely well way.
To LJUBI, I never said anything about love. I said I liked her. I may grow to love her perhaps. But it is far too early for that.
And to Helm, good advice. It wasnt so much I was going to talk about the situation. I just want to clarify that she is interested in me and would like to make a go at it.
I have been a bit silly at first, I may have been over-crowding her a bit. I will attempt to stop this. Just hang out for maybe 1 or 2 hours a day, unless she want to hang out more.
The thing is, we are very comfetable with each other, we hug, kiss, hold each other, what not. It's definitly a two sided attraction, I think I just spent too much time with her at first. It was good to be alone to think about all this, for the both of us.
Snogging is making out in english slang. Sorry.
My problem is, i've gotten far too attached to her within a short time.
Worse problem is that you picked up the single worst piece of English slang already.
oh, I know heaps of english slang.
Minger is actually the worse. I fucking hate that word. But it seems appropriate.
Actualy, I havent actually heard many people use the word snog or snogging...
if I were a girl (oh, I can only dream) and you refered to making out as snogging, I'd go hang with a 60 year old drug addict instead, too.
Not that my advice would be worthwhile, but I'm withholding it due to disappointment that snogging wasn't what I thought it was.
The German Chef must be one hell of a cook!! :)
This thread almost seems like some kind of romance novel. I like it. Keep us updated Layabout.
Quote from: Layabout on Thu 15/06/2006 17:18:12
I just want to know her feelings on everyhting between us, so if its not going to be, I don't get too involved. I really like this girl, and would like to have a proper relationship with her if possible.
No way, dude. Get involved. Risk it. If she's that important for you to start a thread asking for advice from us geeks, you have to be confident in your ability as a guy to take a chance, to take a leap, and risk being hurt.
And even if things don't work out, it doesn't make you any less of a man. You can just use your confidence to get back up and try again. It's all we can do. No problem with that.
But before you do anything else, let me ask a question about something you haven't really said much about:
Why do you care about her so much? What are the things about her that you like so much that you are thinking you want to be with her right now more than any other girl? What is it that she does or believes in that makes you attracted to her more than any other girl?
And don't just invent reasons why. They got to be honest reasons. Straight from your heart. And not just about looks either. What do you like about her personally? Why does such attract you?
In essense, I'm saying that I know that you care about her, but why?
QuoteMy problem is, i've gotten far too attached to her within a short time.
That isn't a problem. But you have to honestly know why you're attracted to her in the first place. You can be honest with yourself here.
I mean, really, asking us for advice on what to do with her is pointless because, in the end, the only person who can answer what you're looking for is you.
Once you answer that, being confident in terms with where you stand with her is no problem. I'm sure she has her reasons why she's attracted to you. And when the time is right, you both can then be honest with each other and tell each other why you like each other.
And most important, don't rush things. Enjoy the moment and her company (which I'm guessing you're already doing). Have fun with her. Don't be so focused on the result. Like the cliche goes, "It isn't destination that's important... It's the ride along the way."
1. Men just want to have sex (zee germans!).
2. Women just want to have sex (so don't expect too much in relationship land).
3. You need to have the German taken care of (I am available next week, but not on Monday. If you can track down C.leks he has better availability, but he's messy as hell.)
4. Pub, Pub, and Pub. So far all you have said is that she likes to hump you in hallways of the pub. Get her out of that place. Ask her out on a proper date. Chicks dig that stuff.
5. Just be honest. Don't bullshit her. If that doesn't work none of it will. Try to be yourself. But take things slowly.
6. Make being bored with her a priority. If you find that you can be bored with a person you are set for life. It is the one trait in a budding relationship that so many people fail to search for. Learn how to be her friend.
7. Do the nasty as soon as possible. It may be all she wants and you might as well get it while you can.
8. Never take advice from adventure gamers.
later,
-junc
two words: date rape.
- Use money in shopkeeper
- Get Flowers
+ 5 Moxie!
- Give flowers to girlfriend
+ 15 relationship points!
Cast enchantment of infatuation on girlfriend
+ 2500 relationship points!
It's easy I swear.
Just squeeze her hands a lot, that'll do it!
Quote from: juncmodule on Fri 16/06/2006 15:22:30
1. Men just want to have sex (zee germans!).
2. Women just want to have sex (so don't expect too much in relationship land).
7. Do the nasty as soon as possible. It may be all she wants and you might as well get it while you can.
8. Never take advice from adventure gamers.
They are totally wrong; in my opinion.
@Layabout: I think the most hard part of making a relation is to be loved by the girl (or at least having her impressed physically); and it seems like you have already passed this. The next parts wouldn't be hard now; that chief can be easily "taken care". (I mean talking with him and telling him you won't hurt her, you love her etc. :D )
QuoteThey are totally wrong; in my opinion.
People so often overlook the "just want to have sex" factor. Especially men. While most of my post was not meant to be serious I do think that Layabout does need to consider the idea that she is not interested in a relationship. Everything he mentioned in his post was very physical. Women are allowed to just want to have sex too. I think it is a little demeaning that men always assume the girl wants the relationship. I mean, look at Layabout, he's the one freaking out about the relationship aspect of things. Not the girl. That is why I advise the date thing, it puts things in the relationship zone and out of the physical zone.
I only bring up the "just want to have sex" factor due to personal experience. I have been in Layabout's position many times. The german always wins. :P
EDIT: just to clarify Gord10, I'm not disagreeing with your opinion. Just trying to explain my opinion.
later,
-junc
Cut...tum tum tum...
Quote from: Gord10 on Fri 16/06/2006 16:00:07
@Layabout: I think the most hard part of making a relation is to be loved by the girl (or at least having her impressed physically); and it seems like you have already passed this. The next parts wouldn't be hard now; that chief can be easily "taken care". (I mean talking with him and telling him you won't hurt her, you love her etc. :D )
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Quote from: Layabout on Fri 16/06/2006 00:37:35
To LJUBI, I never said anything about love. I said I liked her. I may grow to love her perhaps. But it is far too early for that.
I don't think I'd like to be with a girl who just wanted me for sex.
...
...
N-No, wait! I...I didn't say that!
It's not just physical. This sounds cheesy, but she can be alot of fun to be around, not in the kissing sense. We have a similar point of view of the world as me. And she has a deep love of animals, but she will eat them for food as well, which I respect. And I've said before, we can talk for hours on end about nothing and everything, forget about everything else around us, and I like that.
We are finally going to get to have a chat tonight, so we will see. Things look kinda positive. There is no point in me investing a great deal of emotional energy into something that may never be.
QuoteLord! What fools these mortals be!
That's Shakespeare for you, bet he didn't get lucky much either. But hey, sex isn't the only thing in the universe. Be friends first and then hey, if you (meaning both of you) think sex will further the relationship, then shoot, go for it, hit the sack and roll in the hay. Be sure to wear a condom, but if bun gets in the oven, support whatever her decision is. Besides she has the final say. In a relationship men are usually they buyers, and woman are the sellers, and theft is wrong. So have fun, and be a gentleman.
Quote from: Zor on Fri 16/06/2006 15:38:36
- Use money in shopkeeper
- Get Flowers
+ 5 Moxie!
- Give flowers to girlfriend
+ 15 relationship points!
Cast enchantment of infatuation on girlfriend
+ 2500 relationship points!
It's easy I swear.
Obviously, someone's learned a lot from my mosty excellent game called A/S/L. ;)
Quote from: MrColossal on Fri 16/06/2006 15:57:56
Just squeeze her hands a lot, that'll do it!
Well, it's true! You should try it sometime...
Quote from: Layabout on Fri 16/06/2006 18:18:48There is no point in me investing a great deal of emotional energy into something that may never be.
I disagree. I think you're throwing up a block here to stop yourself from the possibility that you might get hurt. I say this because you don't know if it will or will never be. Hell, it might turn out to be something great if only you DID invest emotional energy into it. No one knows. You might as well take a chance.
You obviously feel something about her strong enough to write to us, of all people, for advice. So, take a chance with her. Value her and the time you spend with her.
And you're human so don't block your emotions. Let them flow and enjoy them. Denying them is not being honest with yourself. And her.
QuoteJust squeeze her hands a lot, that'll do it!
He means boobs!
You need to get Chef out of the way and assert yourself, find out precisely what she's expecting from your current relationship and where she'd like it to go. Then you can express your views and if they match you are on your way.
That will be $54.40 for this session.
Quote from: DGMacphee on Fri 16/06/2006 23:44:04
I disagree. I think you're throwing up a block here to stop yourself from the possibility that you might get hurt. I say this because you don't know if it will or will never be. Hell, it might turn out to be something great if only you DID invest emotional energy into it. No one knows. You might as well take a chance.
If things fall apart before they even start because people are shielding themselves from being hurt to a degree, then the timing wasn't right. Timing is important too. You can't just sidestep people's lives because I LOEV YOU LOL, it takes the maturity to know that even when things could work out to a good effect, sometimes you must not press the issue because of the timing. So this I LIVE MY LIFE ONE DAY AT A TIME I NEVER MISS CHANCES might be your thing, and great, but it's tyrannical to make other people live by it just because they at the moment like kissing you. Besides the obligation to yourself to be 'true' there's an obligation to the other person to treat them like another person, with different outlooks to life and desires and plans.
Quoteof all people
what are we, of all people?
Quote from: Helm on Sat 17/06/2006 03:19:41
If things fall apart before they even start because people are shielding themselves from being hurt to a degree, then the timing wasn't right. Timing is important too. You can't just sidestep people's lives because I LOEV YOU LOL, it takes the maturity to know that even when things could work out to a good effect, sometimes you must not press the issue because of the timing. So this I LIVE MY LIFE ONE DAY AT A TIME I NEVER MISS CHANCES might be your thing, and great, but it's tyrannical to make other people live by it just because they at the moment like kissing you.
You're missing my point. I'm not saying he should go out and buy her a billion roses as an expression of his deeper emotional something or another blah blah blah. I'm saying he should be honest to himself about how he feels. I'm not saying for him to force the girl at gunpoint to obey his whims. And note, I did say earlier on:
"And when the time is right, you both can then be honest with each other and tell each other why you like each other."QuoteBesides the obligation to yourself to be 'true' there's an obligation to the other person to treat them like another person, with different outlooks to life and desires and plans.
Well, duh. I did say that he should value her and time together. Do you actually read my posts or just skim through and find the best bits?
QuoteQuoteof all people
what are we, of all people?
Computer geeks. Fuck, man, don't you even read the thread titles either??
Jesus, Helm. Get with the program.
I can't talk to you.
You could if you actually talked to me and not down to me while telling me things that I've already stated.
QuoteI
It's all about you isn't it
Quotecan't
Your typical defeatest attitude. Try some fucking optimism man,
Quotetalk
Yeah, talk talk talk. Talk is cheap dickhead.
Quoteto
Proposition this!
Quoteyou
Oh, so now it's me that's the problem eh?
I think DGs advice was fucking brilliant so consider myself waving the DG pompoms and cheering on his side of the team for this.
Seriously guys, take a fucking chance. Nothing more frustrating for a woman than a guy who won't be a man. Women make up their minds about men pretty quickly, and if you start honestly acting on your feelings, if she likes you, she'll reciprocate and if not, there's probably not a lot you could have done anyway. There are circumstances where people can change the way another person feels about them, but -for the most part-, we already know and we're just waiting for you to do something manly about it, or hoping while we look for other men who might do it faster than you.
I'm not saying the man has to make the first move, but don't think about who's making it or not. If you like her, let her know. As DG said, it doesn't need to be with a bajillion roses but don't play coy. Don't lie, don't "bide your time". We won't wait forever. If a man misses a good opportunity for furthering the relationship, be it an emotional relationship or just sex, we'll often (and I say 'we' because women are one like the borg) start wondering where our time is better spent. Maybe that guy over there? Hmm, that German guy pays me a lot of attention...
Has this thread changed from Montel to Jerry Springer? If so, I choose Helm. I haven't trusted DG since he mystically changed from Hugh Laurie into John C. McGinley.
It's cause Dr Cox is a better doctor than House, Newbie.
You're thinking too hard (even posting this thread proves that). Women are more emotional than rational.
You don't have too much to lose. If it's just sex, you win. If it turns out to be a relationship, guess what? It sounds like you want that, so you win again! Awesome!
http://www.gregjazz.com/upload/chain.mp3
;D
We did have a chat, we expressed our feelings, and we both want a relationship with each other. I was stupid to be worried.
But the German is a worry. He knocked on her door, she said, wait a minute, and he just barged in. He came in, said something and barged out and slammed the door. Now he is an angry german chef. Nothing worse than an angry German Chef with a big fuck-off knife.
I guess he will just have to get used to the idea. Like it or leave us alone. Words will be said this morning...
Maybe, since things seem to be working out wit hthe girl, you could go and speak to the german? With a police escort or something? I mean in the end he has absolutely no right if she wants you or whatever else. So? Tell him that and promise him the police next time he bothers you. :-/ (just a thought...)
Hurray for you, Layabout. Don't tell her your online nick is Layabout. Break the chef's legs.
If you want to really ingratiate yourself to a german, make allusions to historical militarism at all possible opportunities.
Buy The Sun for examples on how to do it tactfully. It's the bible for teutonic diplomacy.
I don't mention the war to him.
He seems sort of ok now... I think it was just a bit unexpected.
And I won't tell her my online nick is layabout...
Tell her it's Doctor Cockenstein!
"Nothing worse than an angry German Chef with a big fuck-off knife"
Also, being Australian I'm sure you can tell him a little something about what a knife is...
Don't let him take the Ginsu's to your wang or it's game over!
Quote from: MrColossal on Sat 17/06/2006 16:45:50
Tell her it's Doctor Cockenstein!
"Nothing worse than an angry German Chef with a big fuck-off knife"
Also, being Australian I'm sure you can tell him a little something about what a knife is...
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Because internet geeks have no girlfriends, and thus worship you for being slick enough to acquire one. :P
Quote from: DGMacphee on Sat 17/06/2006 05:29:56
It's cause Dr Cox is a better doctor than House, Newbie.
Oh my God, you take that back!
How DARE you have a different opinion to mine!
How about I just write a 12-page essay on the many, many reasons why Dr Cox is a better doctor than House and staple it to your forehead so you'll always have a copy to read every single second of the day?
Reasons why you're wrong, DG:
1. A house can shelter you from the elements, Dr Cox can't
2. A house provides security in the night, Dr Cox doesn't
3. A house accepts you for who you are and lets you get on with your life, Dr Cox doesn't.
4. A house is stable and can be relied upon, Dr Cox can't.
Houses is stables where you come from, CJ? I'm glad I didn't move to Christopia after all. :=
And isn't 2 something that can only be answered by DG, since he clearly has a personal relationship with Dr. Cox?
my fist is going to have a personal relationship with your face you son of a bitch
Let's all get drunk and fight instead of discussing women all the time!!1
Oh no, I've fallen for that one before...
Seriously though; there isn't much of a problem, Layabout. This is what 9/10 of all affairs are like, full of doubt, full of third-parts, full of indecisive attitudes and skeletons in the closets. Besides, it sounds pretty darn promising after what you've said so far, with a german middle-aged chef as only competitor.
Yeah, I didn't even think of the German as that much of a competitor anyway.
In fact, I reckon if Laybout goes about making friends with him (but without sucking up to him), things might move along swimmingly.
In other words, don't see him as a competitor, but an opportunity to get to know one of you girlfriend's friends (thus bringing you closer to your woman). And allow him the chance get comfortable with you around.
Ask him if he's got a good recipe for Bratwurst or something.
Then the three of you can sit down to a nice meal of Bratwurst together and chat about old times.
Bratwurst heals the world.
Don't trust girls, really. They're worse than guys, with the exception that they're even more hypocritical. They might not think about sex as much as guys do, but they act like they're saints and they're even more shallow than guys are... They just make it appear cute.
Plus, they keep complaining about always coming across jerks, but that's who they like. They don't like good guys, all the average girl wants is a cute guy who pretends he like her so that he can enter her Pants Realmâ,,¢
You know, that's just the reason I love them all!!!
Way to stereotype, Guybrush Peepwood!
Though yes, what Guybrush Peepwood says is a stereotype, he is merely explaining the male-female dynamic from his point of view. He is probably quite frustrated in his failed attempts to gain access to female companionship, and therefore is resorting to bitter stereotypes. Alas.
Yeah, I hate it when that happens :P
Don't even get me started on black people!
You do know I am black, right Eric?
I am probably gonna get noobd for this, but is that really true?
Why do you talk as if it's something you are surprised and/or bothered about?
My guess is he is surprised or even bothered by it, that's why :P
From this day forth, I shall stop joking in forums, as people often think I'm serious. Of course I acknowledge that only a small portion of the female population is like that. I just wish they stopped acting as though they are our bosses, but I guess it's our fault. We should have never let them come out of the kitchen -.-
Hey Guybrush, I wasn't being serious either :P
I was being serious, please, don't get me started on black people.
I knew I'd get this sort of replies, I just wanted to set things straight because you are people I'll never meet personally and therefore your opinion values a lot to me.
Quote from: Pumaman on Tue 20/06/2006 21:58:59
Why do you talk as if it's something you are surprised and/or bothered about?
If you were talking to me, oh mighty pumaman, I was just wondering, I was surprised (if its true)to find out Squinky was black, I had come to associate his aviator with him, and was surprised to find out this piece of information, I am not DISTERBED by it, i was just surprised to hear it. Considering the opinions he posts, I would be even MORE surprised if heturned out to be a woman.
why can't humans and black people just get along?
Quote from: Guybrush Peepwood on Tue 20/06/2006 23:08:03
why can't humans and black people just get along?
OOOOOOH!Ã, >:( THAT was just NASTY :o and NOT in a good way.
Eric's motor is a tad sticky when it's cold, so we tend to start her up with something with a tad less mellanin. Swedish babies are great in winter, but when she's rumbling along you can haul in all the darkies you want, just don't start him on black people.
I dont' think a topic has made me laugh this hard since... well... ever.Ã, If DG shows up, this'll be even betterÃ, :D
Quote from: big brother on Sat 17/06/2006 07:16:09
You're thinking too hard (even posting this thread proves that). Women are more emotional than rational.
Does that mean I'm not a woman?
QuoteI dont' think a topic has made me lauch this hard since... well... ever. If DG shows up, this'll be even better :D
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You raaaaaang?
I just want to say that I live to see the day when black people and white people can look past all their differences, move beyond all the stereotypes and understand they should be united as one.
Then we can form an army to get rid of Asians. Fuck them for eating our pets. My dog has been missing for three days and I'm blaming you, Gilbert!
;D
Quote from: The Inquisitive Stranger on Wed 21/06/2006 05:24:11
Quote from: big brother on Sat 17/06/2006 07:16:09
You're thinking too hard (even posting this thread proves that). Women are more emotional than rational.
Does that mean I'm not a woman?
Yes.
Helm hit on my grandfather's goat, does that make it a woman?
Don't ask common-sense questions please.
(Of course it does!)
What? Talk about off topic. Anyway, all is well on my part. The German is being nice to me, but not so nice to the girl. He is just a dirty old man, and I certainly don't want to eat his bratwurst!!!!
Oh those Germans!
Quote from: lo_res_man on Tue 20/06/2006 23:06:20
If you were talking to me, oh mighty pumaman, I was just wondering, I was surprised (if its true)to find out Squinky was black, I had come to associate his aviator with him, and was surprised to find out this piece of information, I am not DISTERBED by it, i was just surprised to hear it.
Finally a reason to get an avatar.
Quote from: Layabout on Thu 22/06/2006 18:16:43
What? Talk about off topic. Anyway, all is well on my part. The German is being nice to me, but not so nice to the girl. He is just a dirty old man, and I certainly don't want to eat his bratwurst!!!!
Yeah, you know, a pretty normal reply from a man who has a girl. I suggest you tell her that too, just to make sure.
And yes, dirty men are never nice to girls, odd thing. I guess he's just jealous. I'd be if I was a German chef with a bratwurst.