Why?

Pumaman · Tue 27/09/2005 20:32:04

That's not what the rather big guy sitting opposite me on the Underground seemed to think.

Tuomas · Tue 27/09/2005 20:33:26

It's not you tweaking them, it's the thought that someone else does it that turns people on...

Andail · Tue 27/09/2005 20:33:49

QuoteThat's not what the rather big guy sitting opposite me on the Underground seemed to think.

I know, Custard delights in a certain amount of pain, which is also why he plays rugby.

Squinky · Tue 27/09/2005 20:41:12

I always thought they were there to screw my arms on...

MrColossal · Wed 28/09/2005 01:13:16

Quote from: Yutzster on Tue 27/09/2005 20:30:02
Please guys, if you explore your body after reading this thread, note that it is not a massive turn-on when you tweak your nipples repeatedly as though they are volume dials.

What? I'm sorry I can't hear you, let me turn you up louder!

Domino · Wed 28/09/2005 01:59:30

This is awesome. If i can learn to make milk come out of my nipples, then i will never have to rely on cow's milk to put on my cereal. Maybe i need one of those pumps.

Squinky · Wed 28/09/2005 03:21:26

Quote from: Domino on Wed 28/09/2005 01:59:30
This is awesome. If i can learn to make milk come out of my nipples, then i will never have to rely on cow's milk to put on my cereal. Maybe i need one of those pumps.

Also, if you were quick enough, a man could finally fake an orgasm authentically...kinda...

PsychicHeart · Wed 28/09/2005 03:22:10

Quote from: vict0r on Mon 26/09/2005 18:28:59
Something ive always wondered is: Why do men have nipples? Anyone who has a clue?

...you have a lot of free time on your hands to think about random stuff like this don't you?

IM NOT TEH SPAM · Wed 28/09/2005 03:30:11

I don't think any of us would even be on these forums if we didn't have freakish amounts of free time

PsychicHeart · Wed 28/09/2005 03:42:53

ah, touche.

MarVelo · Sun 15/01/2006 04:03:00

My nipples hurt quite often. Mostly after I swim in Chlorine water. (not to be mistaken with Chlorine Gas-laced air)

Mugs · Sun 15/01/2006 06:23:31

Quote from: taffytom on Sun 15/01/2006 04:35:13
EDIT: possibly the other thread was deleted

Why did they delete the other thread? Was it because this one existed? If so, they were asking for this thread to be bumped.

Anyways...

Quote from: taffytom on Sun 15/01/2006 04:03:00
My nipples hurt quite often. Mostly after I swim in Chlorine water. (not to be mistaken with Chlorine Gas-laced air)

That was random.Ã,Â Ã,Â At first, we were talking about "why do men have nipples?"Ã,Â Ã,Â :

And now we're talking about the times our nipples hurt.Ã,Â Ã,Â

Helm · Sun 15/01/2006 11:19:51

not much sensitivity remains when a nipple is cut of with a white-hot serrated knife. May also result in scars, just saying.

ManicMatt · Sun 15/01/2006 11:41:57

Sorry Helm, I was jealous of your left nipple and wanted it for my nipple collection.

Helm · Sun 15/01/2006 13:04:55

You did no such thing you vile person-on-internet, I am the one doing the nipple cutting around here!

Haddas · Sun 15/01/2006 13:25:16

Sometimes I thnk I'm the only one here who is insane, but you all prove me wrong.

2ma2 · Sun 15/01/2006 14:31:48

Firstly, not only can male nipples lactate, but it is a natural result, not a hormonal feet, of a newborn craving nourishment. Yes, males can breastfeed their offspring, however, females have a slightly easier time since the lactacion has allready started during the last stages of pregnancy. Males need some time of probable sour and painful sucking exercises to get their nipplejuices flowing.

Secondly, nipples revolve fully, and tweaking is therefor not only useless but may also serve as practicing your turntable skills.

Thirdly, unlike white-hot serrated knife cutting, nipples do grow back if shredded off by being thrusted headfirst along a gravel road in a sense much like Klinnesmann's goal gesture. If sensitivity is affected, I can however not bare witness of, since the aformentioned act took place some years before such experience were gained. But missing nipples do look very amusing, I can tell you that.

Now, how could anyone find this thread useless?!

Indie Boy · Sun 15/01/2006 18:21:09

I know we could make a best seller out of this

ManicMatt · Sun 15/01/2006 18:27:20

Helm... did you cut this guy's nipples off, hmm?Ã,Â

http://www.calshop.biz/giochi/giochi1/Extra/imgBig/Tekken%20Tag%20Tournament%201.0.jpg

Tuomas · Mon 16/01/2006 13:29:49

Quote from: 2ma2 on Sun 15/01/2006 14:31:48
Males need some time of probable sour and painful sucking exercises to get their nipplejuices flowing.

Bloody hell I had to live to see this statement :o.. so... if I was to suck my tits with a pipe or a hose, then I'd be original amongst other boys because I could produce milk... cool, I'd had my own milk on lunchbreaks!!! whoopee