Worst/most disgusting injury

lo_res_man · Mon 27/03/2006 20:54:27

Me not much, unless you count this story.

Late one evening,
As a young lad of three
I was bouncing on a bed,
I wasn't supposed to be
It â€˜twas near window,
In the window was a nail
â€˜Twas supposed to stop burglars,
Without ever a fail
With a jump and a bounce
I impaled my head
There was so much blood
I thought I was dead.
It took 21 stitches
Both inside and out
To seal up the wound
Of this silly young lout

THE END

oh, and I once was in a dirt-clod fight, turned out one of the clods had a stone inside, took 3 stitches.

Nine Toes · Mon 27/03/2006 21:51:05

Quote from: Kinoko on Mon 27/03/2006 09:52:47
Did you end up winning her heart?

Quote from: Nikolas on Mon 27/03/2006 10:24:13
Hem Mr. Hyde, did you win her heart?

She and I ended up having a little bit of a summer fling.

LimpingFish · Mon 27/03/2006 22:22:15

I mostly cause injuries to other people.

Although, I can remember breaking my arm when I was about 10. I had gone back to "Put out the campfire so the Nazis can't follow us!", and fell over my feet. I put my arm out as I fell...

SNAP .

I went bawling all the way home and tried to articulate to my parents what had happened...

"Aiieee...muuuugh...brughhhhhuug...muuuuuuuarrrrmmmm!"

I remember The Smurfs being on the TV at that very moment...

EDIT: Oh, and my left lung collapsed a few years back. The surgeon had to re-inflate it by sticking a needle through the top of my chest, up into my lung, and pumping some air in. I still have a tiny red dot on my chest from the needle.

Afflict · Mon 27/03/2006 22:29:34

Ah and i thought its a comic thread

Well one time I

A) Climbed onto a stove to reach the spice rack lol.... The stove plates were on.
B) By complete and utter lack of sleep stuck my head into a ceiling fan on full speed (metal blades) LoL
C) Cut my thumb into half with a scouple

(B and C) same holiday trip.

D) Had my appendix removed (perfirated appendix) Scar is about 7 centimetres.. (emergency op almost died)
E) Burned my stomach on a metal kitchen sink when bending over to pick up the popcorn pot about 15 minutes later to wash it...
F) Stood up when picking up cricket ball under window and the window was opened so the metal corner lodged into my back about 2 centimeteres.
G) Got shot with a metal pellete, out of a daisy rifle. Luckily on the hip bone else apparently would of penetrated.
H) Jumped off of a two story bungalo on holiday.. hehe didnt break anything yet... either. Scrapes and scratches because of dirt patch with rocks.

Well this is more of a list of most injuries i can remember. The grosest one would be the appendix, reasons green luminous vomit! for about a month! Not to mention anything else...

the not being able to walk up straight cause they cut into my stomach muscle. The fact of not having any luiqid before or after the surgery for some god forsaken reason! Water I need Water... And then being bed ridden for a total of about two months... and the drain with the oozing yellow stuff... then they forgot to remove the drain until the last day of me being hhospitilized... that sucked cause the nurse just pulles it out (ouch that hurt!) As it ripped some tissue on its way out! Lastly the stiches that didnt disolve and me removing it about 5 months later after pain expereinced and cutting myself open to find it. Puled about 6 centimetres of stiching with knots out of my stomach!

All of that and I dont care because i was almost dead.

Well enough reminancing on the good ol times!

lo_res_man · Mon 27/03/2006 22:45:39

Anybody, who thinks childhood is a time of innocence, should read this thread. I hope Kinoko is happy with all the sickening responses he has gotten. For me the worst (or bestÃ,Â

) was the "laser uvula" post.

nihilyst · Mon 27/03/2006 22:51:18

QuoteB) By complete and utter lack of sleep stuck my head into a ceiling fan on full speed (metal blades) LoL

How did you manage to do THAT? :o

Man, when I read this thread, I feel like I've never been touched by anything more dangerous than a styrofoam ball.

cheers
nihilyst

Afflict · Mon 27/03/2006 23:44:20

Easy bunk bed fairly small room (staying over in botswana for holidays at family) I made my brothers bed top bunk still very young and when stood up to shake out blanket WHAM!

LoL

Still have the scar. on temple.

Kinoko · Tue 28/03/2006 00:55:50

Quote from: lo_res_man on Mon 27/03/2006 22:45:39
Anybody, who thinks childhood is a time of innocence, should read this thread. I hope Kinoko is happy with all the sickening responses he has gotten.

Of course! This thread was very successful. The point was to generate discussion and most people have stories like this they like to tell. I like to tell people about the few times I've gone to hospital and things like that. I don't consider the majority of these things "sickening" responses though. They're just interesting stories. "Oh my god, you're whole finger came off, dude??", "Noooo, just the top half!"

For the record, that wasn't my toe... just in case anyone thought that.

As for rotton.com, I don't go anywhere near that place since going there about 5 or 6 years ago and seeing the worst picture I've ever seen. I'm over it now but there was a long period there where it really bothered me. I don't even want to mention what it was.

Mr Hyde: WOOHOO!

I'm happy for ya!

Blackthorne · Wed 29/03/2006 00:49:24

During a follow up surgery after my kidney transplant, something went wrong.

The transplanted kidney was damaged, and it stopped functioning. Instead of taking me off liquids (which my body could not process, due to no functioning kidneys) - I began to swell with massive edmea. Before they could rectify the problem, the sutures that held my stomach closed (from the top of my belly button to just above the pubis) ripped open, and a section of my intestine fell out. While I was concious.

It's weird to look at your own guts.

But, they managed to save me - and partially salvage the kidney. It works, but not optimaly. I'll have to have another transplant eventually.

Bt

Domino · Wed 29/03/2006 02:10:55

Blackthorne, man that sucks. Hope everything goes well with ya bud.

I can't top that, but i did fracture my wrist when i was a kid. I was trying to do a handstand and fell right on my wrist. Boy, did that hurt like a mother f-er. My parents didn't believe me and only took me to the doctors about a month later.

I at least got to wear one of those brown bandages around my wrist for awhile.

MarVelo · Wed 29/03/2006 04:01:51

I was in a golf cart roll over accident, (no joke) and the skin on my leg was all ripped off. It was nasty.

Haddas · Wed 29/03/2006 06:35:15

Quote from: Blackthorne on Wed 29/03/2006 00:49:24
the sutures that held my stomach closed (from the top of my belly button to just above the pubis) ripped open, and a section of my intestine fell out.Ã,Â While I was concious.

It's weird to look at your own guts.

Oh GOD!! D:

DUDE! Your INTESTINES fell out!

DragonRose · Thu 30/03/2006 18:45:30

My most disgusting injury is from when I was at a sleep over for Brownies at the local church. I was coming out of the washroom with another girl, and we were in that weird little air lock thing they have in bathrooms. As the door to the bathroom was closing, she thought it would be funny to turn off the lights. So I was groping around in the dark, when I got my finger caught in the hinge side of the door.

All the meaty parts of my finger were squished right down to the boneThere was a huge groove running along the length of my finger. I completely flipped out and don't really remember anything until my Mom told me to shut up. I'd apparently managed to get free from the door and went running down the hall screaming, thereby terrifying all the other girls. My Mom is the sweetest lady and had never told me to shut up in my life, so it shocked me enough to get me out of the fit.

Some fifteen years later, my finger is still a little lumpy.