Write-your-own-story

[JudgeDeadd]

Here are the rules:

- each episode should have at least 120 characters
- when you post, wait until at least two other persons have posted

Write the futher story...

Knock knock.
John walked up to the door and saw a parcel. There was a piece of paper on it that said: "FOR JOHN ONLY."
He opened the parcel. Inside, there was a letter folded many times. He unfolded it.

Dear John, (it said)

I hope you will receive this letter shortly. If you won't, then please tell me.
There's something dangerous and evil around. I think it's going to screw up the whole world and AGSForums too, by the way.
You must help us defeat this Great Evil (GE for short.)
I'll contact you again in a few hours.
Sincerely yours,
Judge_Deadd

Suddenly, John heard a noise. He looked back to see his window shatter into pieces, and out of the window came...

[Haddas]

...A hideous monster with nasty big, pointy teeth! It roared like a lion and aproached John. It said:
- "The Janitor wants to see you"

John walked down to the cellar where the janitor was waiting.
- Did you get the letter? the janitor asked.
John nodded.
- Here, you'll need this, said the janitor and handed over a rubber chicken.
John got up the stairs and looked around. He left the building for a trip to the arcade. As he walked he started thinking. He thought, "Who is this GE. Is it even a person? Why me? Why the forums?"
John entered the arcade and spent all his money. After he realized that his pockets were empty he left the arcade and turned home. When he arrived at the apartments he saw...

[DragonRose]

...a man in a black trench coat hiding behind his mugo-mugo bush.

"What the-? Get out of there!" John pulled the man out by his collar. "What are you doing hiding behind my decorative Japanese shrubbery?"

"I am a servant of the GE. I was sent here to destroy you!"

"Well, you're doing a sucky job of it."

The man in black reached into his pocket and pulled out his own rubber chicken, which was, strangely enough, painted black.  He held it by it's legs, as if it were a sword.

"EN GARDE!" he yelled.

[Phemar]

The man thrust at John, with his chicken.
John let out a great scream, then reminded hinself that screaming was for girls and quickly shut up.
The man stared John deeply in the eye. John felt what felt like cold water run down his spine. He realised he was standing under a waterfall and leapt out of the way.
"Were goe yu?" Demanded The Man .
"First tell me exactly who you are..." replied John firmly
"I is teh motser of tiepos...I shill tipeo yuo too ur graiv!" The Man shouted and cackled loudly. Suddenly, out of the blue, (well, black really, since it was night) They saw CJ wearing a....

[Babar]

...green tutu.  CJ said out the magical incantation that caused both the people to fall down and start crying: "AGS IS TO BECOME SHAREWARE!!". Seeing their plight, he consoled them, and told them it was just a joke. John's sadness dissapating, he finally ask the question: "CJ, why are you wearing a tutu?", however, before a reply could be given, the Trench coat man tossed his chicken at them. John, saw his doom fast approaching, but was paralysed. He could not move. Suddenly, from the sidelines, someone jumped forward and intercepted the projectile chicken. Although mortally wounded, the person smiled since they had been saved, and said:...
*edit*
This is going to finish VERRRRYY soon. I can predict that some wayward soul will use the "and the world exploded and everyone died ending"

[Jimi]

"John, I am your father." His eyes closed, and he stopped moving.
"NOOOOOoo!!!" cried John. With a sudden new found strength, John rose and pulled a toster out of his pocket. The coated man did the same.
"We both new it would come to this." whispered John.
A sudden burst of fighting followed. The clang of two toasters being smashed together rang all around them. They paused.
"You fight well young man." said the coated man.
"If you strike me down I will only come back as a ghost and get some other poor sucker to do my dirty work."
 There was a noise to their left. They both turned to be confronted by...

[Haddas]

...a horde of mutant earwax! The master of tpyeos quickly fell on his knees and started worshipping the blob. John watched confused at the blob. It stood still. John backed away slowly. When out of sight, John quickly ran into the house and down to the cellar. The Janitor was nowhere to be seen, neither was the monster. The janitor had left a note for him though. It said: "Gone Fishing". John was confused. What could it mean?
Now John heard The mutant earwax sliding down the stairs. John saw no other option but to jump through the cellar-window. John cut himself on some glass, but continued to run from the monster, bleeding.
- Think John, THINK! he thought for himself. "AHA!", shouted John. He had found out a way to get rid of the wax. You simply had to...

[..]

Find A Banana with a machine Gun.
"Ha ha, your puny weapons are good but can they beat this?" said the banana firing holes in the wax and then at him.
"Run... Run Away" cried John... Sprinting for the nearest sewer.
He plunged into the depths of the sewer where he met a small rodent creature. The rodent told him of a strange underground temple with magical powers that could....

[Haddas]

Gee... I guess the next person has to chose one of these

[Jimi]

somehow kill giant bannana's with machine guns. He turned a right at the mutant crocodile, to find a beautiful woman standing infront of him. She began to strip.
John stood drooling as she...

[Babar]

...turns out to be an enormous hotdog. Delighted, John ravenously devours the hotdog. However, the hotdog has a strange effect on him. He suddenly starts shrinking. Seeing the banana appear, he darts into a hole in a rock. He suddenly finds himself infront of a strange magical temple. The priestesses all seemed to be welcoming him to eat them. In a few minutes, the whole population of the underground temple is devoured. John goes to the altar room to find the mystical ...

[Jimi]

*edit* - sorry, forgot i wasn't allowed to reply yet

[Phemar]

Ags forums server! The server sat shinig in it's glory, all of our posts and threads sitting in there. Behind the server stood the earwax waiting, and he was about to unplug it...NOO!

Suddenly, John had an idea, all he had to do was eat an *insert* and kick a....

[..]

pineapple. The pineapple span into the server releasing its evil upon the world and making the souls of inocent mortals explode with an overwhelming urge to post C&C.
All hope was lost, apart from one small thing. The future of humanity depended upon ....

[Bluke4x4]

...Super Noodle Man! A fighter of evil and promoter of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup! "Stop in the name of clam chowder!" He screeched. 'WTF?' John thought. But it was the only chance he had to execute his well-thought out plan. While the pineapple and the earwax were distracted, he snuck behind them with a machine gun, and he was about to shoot both of them to smithereens when to his dismay...

[Phemar]

He realised he didn't have a machine gun!
"Damnit, I really need to stop taking those stiffy pills" he said.
The Earwax turned around and gaped at John.
"My gosh! How absolutely friggin ugly you are!" Screamed the Earwax.
The Earwax and all his henchman, the bad guys and the good guys except John suddenly disappeared into the void of the space time continuum. Now all John had to do was find the GE. Suddenly flying through the air came another letter from Judge_Deadd...

[Haddas]

...APRIL FOOLS!
(not entry)

[Peter Thomas]

“Sorry ‘bout the confusion before, John. I suppose I should of explained this whole “great evil” business to you before or something, but it sounded more mysterious this way. Anyway â€" this G.E isn't actually what you would call human. Although it's not as weird as pineapples or earwax either… I'll have to speak to the director about that bit.

This G.E is a mutant worm that resides in the kidney of your great-grandmother Agnes. Fortunately for you, Agnes is dead, so there won't be a lot of physical work. Less fortunate is the fact that whilst the worm inhabits a dead human, it has psychic powers that allow it to control other beings vicariously. Even less fortunate is that the person being controlled is your sister Senga. Even less fortunate is the fact that you didn't know you had a sister. So now you must go and find her. And kill her, too.”

John was just about to set out his new quest, when there was a massive explosion behind him. He turned around, only to see…..

[..]

Margaret Thatcher! She had wired an army of alligator men to explosives and had detonated them one at a time.
"And they called me a Milk Snatcher" she cackled "Oh wait.. I just got that..." To save himself from the Alligator men he dived behind a nearby duck billed platypus which was polishing its beak.
"You have to help me oh freak-of-nature" he cried. The platypus saved him from the alligators by wiring a giant bird feeder to a...

[Haddas]

...rusty spoon. The whole thing exploded and John flew 1000 miles away! He landed in the Sahara desert with nothing on him... Well yes, a rubber chicken and half of a spoon.
"Darnit! Now I'll have to walk all the way to a graveyard to search for that GE", complained John. He walked 3 ft to the nearest graveyard and started searching. Luckily he landed close to a town in Sahara, otherwise he would've been doomed! Anyway. He didn't find any dead aunts in the graveyard, so he proceeded to the next one located at...