Awesome

[Nikolas]

But don't you realise, if you spend even one minute alone with a woman, it can't end in any other way than with a night of steamy passion.

male: Hi, what's your name?
female: Hi! I'm Maria
m: Hi Maria, care to hang out together?
f: Yes why not? What is your name.
m: It's Joseph!
f: Nice name Joseph, do you study in this college?
m: Yes I'm studying biology and science as a double major. I also play the guitar a little.
f: Oh that's quite lovely! I play the flute, you know...
m: Would you like to go and ha...
f: Whoops! One minute's up! I'm pregnant!

[Nacho]

It's interesting that the instrument you choose for the girl in this example is a flute. We all know what happens with girls which like to blow flutes.

[Babar]

What would happen is you do something similar in your college Babar?

What would happen if I commented on the niceness of my teacher's boobs publicly at a function involving other teachers as well as the administration? I'd probably get expelled.

In other news, while I should have realised it earlier, the notice was behind a locked glass case. No possibility of drawing boobies in the O's. College rots your brains!

[Nacho]

In other news, while I should have realised it earlier, the notice was behind a locked glass case. No possibility of drawing boobies in the O's. College rots your brains!

Two words: Permanent marker.

[Akatosh]

The school I go to refers to itself as a Catholic Christian school, is run by an order of freaking nuns and doesn't have any "laws" like this whatsoever. Yet again, the world makes a little less sense.

Also, remember that the administration's decisions are null and void if you step a single inch off campus grounds. There has to be some sort of office that faces a street or something that doesn't belong to your college. You know what to do.

[DGMacphee]

Babar, this is your opportunity to dress like Kevin Bacon and dance around your college while totally cutting loose, footloose with the female students. Don't let your John Lithgow-esque administrator not let you cut loose.

Here are some music videos to pump you up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwBbMXYDsXw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX38dNneIiU

YouTube also recommended Bruce Springsteen's Dancing In The Dark, so maybe it will pump you up too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk8VZgJkpeg

[Snake]

Haha, this whole thing sounds like an episode from Sliders.


--Snake

[Darth Mandarb]

Babar, this is your opportunity to dress like Kevin Bacon and dance around your college while totally cutting loose, footloose with the female students. Don't let your John Lithgow-esque administrator not let you cut loose.

That is awesome.

You know what else is awesome?  DG posting again!!  Are you still getting married?

[MillsJROSS]

But don't you realise, if you spend even one minute alone with a woman, it can't end in any other way than with a night of steamy passion.

A whole minute with a woman? I don't see that happening.

-MillsJROSS

[Ren]

I wonder what Yahtzee would have to say about this...

[vict0r]

I wonder what Yahtzee would have to say about this...

Why?

[DGMacphee]

Babar, this is your opportunity to dress like Kevin Bacon and dance around your college while totally cutting loose, footloose with the female students. Don't let your John Lithgow-esque administrator not let you cut loose.

That is awesome.

You know what else is awesome?  DG posting again!!  Are you still getting married?

Thanks for the awesome props! Yep, still getting hitched. We have our engagement party this weekend. Most of the major wedding preps all taken care of and now we're working on the little details.

P.S. Babar, did you take my advice and totally cut loose?

[SSH]

Pffff, not another spoof forum member. I bet it's really DGMacphee in disguise.

[SinSin]

Sick bastards why not give them the whole freedom of speech speil
Or if a female lecturer starts telling you off dont speak or even acknowledge them and simply pull out a piece of paper saying get a sex change and maybe we can talk later

[Jeopardy]

But don't you realise, if you spend even one minute alone with a woman, it can't end in any other way than with a night of steamy passion.

I've obviously been hanging out with the wrong women. :'(

Actually I thinks it's a good chance you're haning out with the right women LimpingFish.

This whole thing is probably just to prevent the risk of cooties, did you know that 1 in every 5 unpopular kids catches cooties at some point in they're life, it's a serious issue and someone needs to work to prevent it.

[DGMacphee]

Pffff, not another spoof forum member. I bet it's really DGMacphee in disguise.

Whoops! Sorry, I've got to sound more like myself...

"Fuckity fuckity blah blah a pox on you blah blah here's a sixteen page response that doesn't go anywhere."

There! Now do you believe I'm the real me?

[Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens]

Now we're more sure than ever it's not you! 

REVEAL THYSELF, IMPOSTOR! 

[Makeout Patrol]

I started and restarted writing this post several times and realized that I can't really convey how foreign the idea of a college banning chicks and dudes talking to each other alone is to me. The dorms in my university only have a couple of single-gender floors and no segregated-gender bathrooms inside the buildings. If there was a new policy requiring people to keep the noise levels down while having sex in their rooms, there would be a violent revolution.