Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)

Las Naranjas · Mon 10/02/2003 20:49:15

Squinky, it is clear
what your haiku entails
clitorectomy

Timosity · Tue 11/02/2003 06:57:21

Las VB Bitter
Should be LBW
Las Bitter Water

Warney the druggie
Is out of World Cup Cricket
Clitorectomy

I like Clitoris
They are quite necessary
Should remain intact

Squinky · Tue 11/02/2003 07:49:03

I meant no harm
just crap that spilled out me
clitorectomy....

This thread should not die
Cool crap and its fun to read
why are women weird?

Las Naranjas · Tue 11/02/2003 20:39:21

Looks like I forgot
To replace the V with L
But it's rectified

Czar · Tue 11/02/2003 20:56:06

Timositys avatar is hot
maybe too much so i'll put it in a pot
Pot-avatar-n-hot is his name

Oh my god
this is so dumb
that i dont know what to write in sand

I know, classic haiku
Green sakura pentals
fly like snow in night.

Trapezoid · Tue 11/02/2003 23:07:18

Great goog'ly moog'ly!
Ever heard of a haiku?
That's what WE'RE doing...

Squinky · Wed 12/02/2003 02:15:15

Perhaps I shouldn't
Try to haiku so hard
because I am crap....

Timosity · Wed 12/02/2003 02:30:06

My Avatar will
Change all the time because it
Is Random, Refresh

Squinky · Wed 12/02/2003 02:37:18

I've noticed that too
one minute its freaky eyes
The next it is chicks...

Czar · Wed 12/02/2003 14:34:12

A multi meaningly word
chick is, so mess around
with it not...

BruisedWeasel · Thu 13/02/2003 03:55:04

I am Spartacus!
No, I am Spartacus!
Wait! I'm Spartacus!

Soft, Gooey, Delicious. · Sat 15/02/2003 20:55:17

My Leg Is Too Hot
Airconditioning Needed
Smile Like Retard

Scummbuddy · Sun 16/02/2003 18:00:38

Stuck in feet of snow
Blizzard in DC, Bal'more
Two feet, anyways

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Lucy in the sky
With diamonds is about crack
And other hard drugs

Unilin · Mon 17/02/2003 00:43:13

Crickets chirp softly,
A wolf howls in the distance,
The dusk's mist smells sweet.

Goldmund · Mon 17/02/2003 00:47:26

Crickets and wolves go
Together like oranges
With wellingtons, pal.

Soft, Gooey, Delicious. · Mon 17/02/2003 01:56:41

listen carefully
a queens of the stoneage
haiku reference

Soft, Gooey, Delicious. · Mon 17/02/2003 02:00:08

Slip on the guitar
My kungfu is the strongest
Luke is the bomb

Soft, Gooey, Delicious. · Mon 17/02/2003 02:03:58

australia win
and england often loses
at everything

Squinky · Mon 17/02/2003 02:51:15

The edit button
Will save you trouble, my friend
Make just one big post

I am a tightwad
I know this too, my rabbit friend
and boy I love shrimp....

Soft, Gooey, Delicious. · Mon 17/02/2003 03:57:17

different haiku
demand separate posts
rule must be obeyed

smile and nod head
pretending to agree with
anal retentive