I will probably regret this, but know it was made for a gag at reddit

I planned to post: "Girls are very picky. I am not perfect, but why not focus on personality for once? Anyway... Roast - perhaps through discord we shall gain the strength to realize our noble dreams."

Oh well, probably any replies there would have been of the type: "with so heavy use of photoshop, why didn't you at least fix *x?" ^_^