Author Topic: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)  (Read 76190 times)

2ma2

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #100 on: 13 Jan 2003, 10:40 »
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Fuzzpilz

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #101 on: 13 Jan 2003, 10:51 »
2ma2: r0xx0r!
This is a wonderful thread.
Sets the bar higher.

(And I'm addicted;
I can't stop eating apples.
They should be outlawed.)

NTL.

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #102 on: 13 Jan 2003, 14:08 »
Haiku is quite bad
I hate doing it in school
To the ground with you

you evil haiku
I never quite knew just why
I hate you all times

haiku haikuku
haihaikuhaikuhai ku
hai I know you spy

so bye to you hai
bye bye bye bye u too hai
c u next year ku
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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #103 on: 13 Jan 2003, 14:40 »
On snowy bridges
I stand alone with no warmth.
Hold me till summer.

A mouse creeps to me.
It is white as soft snowflakes.
I watch it run south.

Pretty mouse so soft,
Why did you leave me to die
In such a cold place?

When my spirit flies,
I will look over the fields
And see falling snow.

It looks beautiful.
Children play and build snowmen.
So damn innocent.

Stay that way, children.
Don't stand alone on a bridge
And die like I did.
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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #104 on: 13 Jan 2003, 19:46 »
The kids see DG
They bombard him with snowballs
He slips on mouse poop

NTL.

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #105 on: 14 Jan 2003, 00:02 »
He falls in water
He becomes an iccicle
he strives no longer
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2ma2

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #106 on: 14 Jan 2003, 11:30 »
Simplicity. War.
the sound of splitting skulls at
the painted doorsteps

Do you think anyone,
anyone at all will care?
They will all be dead..

Nor can anything,
anything alter the path -
due to the suburb

Sacrifices are
still welcome, but only if
someone else does them

Is there anything
Belsebub can accomplish
that has not been done?

I guess not, yet still
a sense of hope in vast plains
a silver lining

Afterwards, chop chop
it is forgotten - faded -
dogs eat what is left

Esseb

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #107 on: 14 Jan 2003, 15:54 »
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in San Rafael


Simon Jeffery,
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Kiss and hugs, Esseb.

Helm

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #108 on: 14 Jan 2003, 18:38 »
You bring out the beast in me
Woman, you're hot, and I'm on fire
Haiku courtesy of Omen
WINTERKILL

Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #109 on: 14 Jan 2003, 18:45 »
I have to point out
Haiku is pronouncéd
With three syllables :P

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #110 on: 14 Jan 2003, 20:32 »
Those darn Japanese
Three syllables? That's just great.
Two would've work fine!




Hi-ee-koo? Huh-eye-koo?

Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #111 on: 14 Jan 2003, 21:43 »
Ha-yee-ku, is the
Closest approximation
Yes, darn Japanese

Sorry to nick your
Line. I'm just waiting for some-
One to prove me wrong.

Heh I just used en-
jambment. Now a new verse just
To prove my IQ.

WanderLady

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #112 on: 15 Jan 2003, 00:07 »
....Jesus died for you...
You've been cleansed by his blood to
become dazzling white.

On a tree He hung
With nails in His hands and feet
Because He loves you.

Search your heart and soul.
Do you feel the emptiness?
...Let His Love fill you...

When this is all gone,
And our lives just pass away,
Before Him you will kneel.

Confess Him as Lord
That you may come to know life
And not live in death.

There's so much to say...
Love the Father, Love the Son
Love the Holy Ghost.

And Love your neighbor
And the Love you seek, you'll find.
He's waiting for you...

The Eternal Love,
Peace, Blessings of Jesus Christ
be with you always.



Unilin

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #113 on: 15 Jan 2003, 03:07 »
Eternal Decay
All shall become but chaos
Sweet Entrophy's kiss
"He is the deadliest man alive and I want him dead."  -- The Boss, Ett Buttert Utter

Nothing in the universe is certain, probably.

Squinky

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #114 on: 15 Jan 2003, 04:39 »
Santiagarro
have you wandered in here
I'm sure I'm wrong...

Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #115 on: 15 Jan 2003, 05:36 »
In the English tongue
haiku has two syllables
Japanese has three

France one syllable
Français has two syllables
haiku, Ha-yee-ku

Deutschland has the two
Germany has three silly
haiku, Ha-yee-ku

Use it either way
to me, i don't give a shit
It's Acceptable

Las Naranjas

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #116 on: 15 Jan 2003, 06:37 »
We call Roma Rome
yet we call Bejing Bejing
latter was our folly

Mumbai is Mumbai
and Kolkata Kolkata
silly westerners

It's our western right
to mutilate eastern names
then belt Sri Lanka.

Once known as Ceylon
at Cricket now is losing
unfortunately
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2ma2

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #117 on: 15 Jan 2003, 08:12 »
Yes it is a mess
Bejing is Peking up here
What is up with that?

Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #118 on: 15 Jan 2003, 12:40 »
Mumbai was Bombay
and Kolkata Calcutta
indeed silly us

Get with the times pal
Peking is Bejing west wise
well now you will know

Burma is no more
Myanmar we call it now
How now brown Tiger

Lets change them all now
Sydney will be sid a knee
Melbourne, Meldied too

Australia was
New Holland in days gone by
There were just no dykes

Now there's lots of them
Not the Holland type of old
Nothing wrong with that

People from Holland
Are Dutch and The Netherlands
Is the same dam place

Helm

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #119 on: 15 Jan 2003, 18:47 »
There is an earthquake,
Cthulhu rises from the sea,
Everybody cowers.
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