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miguel

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News Of Teh Worlds!
« on: 15 Feb 2014, 00:56 »
Do you know the funny news talkshows like Leno or Conan have?
Let's do it here!

The only rules are:
-show headlines only;
-news must be taken from real newspapers/sites, you can't make one in photoshop;
-serious news aren't allowed;



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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #1 on: 15 Feb 2014, 01:09 »


Spoiler: ShowHide
I'm a terrible person.

miguel

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #2 on: 15 Feb 2014, 01:13 »
Now I know I was right not to vote for Girl&Rabbit.
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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #3 on: 15 Feb 2014, 01:19 »

miguel

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #4 on: 15 Feb 2014, 01:25 »
If this was in Portugal the Testicle Armageddon would be upon us!
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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #5 on: 16 Feb 2014, 23:21 »
This reminds me the classic Russian "yellow press" newsline from mid-90-ies. It was the time when russians got rid of communist tyranny and learnt what it is to be free. Sort of.

http://pikabu.ru/view/vampirpederast_971911

Rough translation:
"GAY-VAMPIRE"
"The military pilot bit 9 bikers to death in search for orgasm".
« Last Edit: 17 Feb 2014, 00:38 by Crimson Wizard »

Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #6 on: 17 Feb 2014, 00:14 »
Am I doing this rite?

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #7 on: 17 Feb 2014, 00:35 »
Thanks CW and Khris! Great entries!
Khris you don't have to use that Mirror News page, the original place where you got it is fine.
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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #8 on: 18 Feb 2014, 02:38 »
It's not a picture, I'm too lazy to take screenshots atm but:

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key: I Am Not A Shapeshifting Space Reptile

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #9 on: 18 Feb 2014, 09:42 »
I'm too lazy to take screenshots

ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!1111 (laugh)

Edit:
Ninja-Edited for teh evulz!

Edit2:
edit.
« Last Edit: 18 Feb 2014, 09:47 by Ghost »

miguel

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #10 on: 18 Feb 2014, 10:49 »
I've lost control of the situation!
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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #11 on: 18 Feb 2014, 10:55 »
So, what happens to people who lose control of a situation... in your country?

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #12 on: 18 Feb 2014, 11:39 »
I know, I'm getting restless here, but I still have faith on this thread!
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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #13 on: 19 Feb 2014, 02:40 »
OFF COME THE TESTICLES!!!!!

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #14 on: 19 Feb 2014, 08:13 »
This would make for a great news headline.

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #15 on: 19 Feb 2014, 09:33 »
C'mon guys, keep the news coming, my balls are in peril!

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #16 on: 19 Feb 2014, 14:13 »
I'm breaking the headline only rule to post this classic:

[bacon][/bacon]
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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #17 on: 19 Feb 2014, 15:39 »
Hey! Selmiak's in the newspapers!


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MAN SPENDS 3 YEARS MAKING A FULL-LENGTH POINT-N-CLICK, THEN GETS FAMOUS FOR RELEASING A MINUTE-MADE ONE-ROOM GAME.
A man was arrested yesterday while he was wandering naked on the streets in a state of extreme confusion. Later during questioning he said to the policemen: "... and to believe that all I had to do was releasing Don't Push The Button!".






 

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #18 on: 19 Feb 2014, 16:34 »
damned intertubes, the news spread faster than with the speed of light...   :P

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #19 on: 20 Feb 2014, 22:28 »
Here's something I found whilst checking out my newsfeed:



E: Holy Shit. (laugh)

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #20 on: 21 Feb 2014, 00:02 »


This changes everything!

miguel

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #21 on: 21 Feb 2014, 00:12 »
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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #22 on: 21 Feb 2014, 00:23 »

What makes this extra funny tragic is that he could've been saved easily but refused medication, because he thought the deadly viper biting him was god's will and used to publicly say that if he ever went to a doctor or hospital over a snakebite he'd leave the church haha :(
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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #23 on: 23 Feb 2014, 21:07 »


"I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler."