Topic: Can you solve this riddle?

[milkanannan]

I also like the thought of a bear so large that it sandwiches its paws simultaneously into opposite sides of the phone booth.

[Mandle]

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[Mandle]

Ah, he caught a swordfish and thought it was dead. He called someone to brag and the swordfish recovered from being stunned and stabbed him through one phone booth wall and out the other?

[milkanannan]

Here's the solution:

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Not the smartest of people, the fisherman gestures while on the phone, "I caught a fish THIS big!"

[Mandle]

Here's the solution:

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Not the smartest of people, the fisherman gestures while on the phone, "I caught a fish THIS big!"

LMAO! So, more of a joke than a riddle, but is pretty funny!

[milkanannan]

Haha I guess. Sorry, I didn’t mean to hold the thread hostage.

[milkanannan]

Can we revive this thread? Mandle, it's technically your turn. (I can try and drum up a riddle if you'd rather pass.)

[mkennedy]

Here is an original Lord of the Rings riddle/joke that I came up with:
 
"What is the legal drinking age in Middle Earth?"

Here's a hint.

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Think of Bilbo's birthday.

If you still haven't got it the answer is:

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Eleventeen.

[Mandle]

Here is an original Lord of the Rings riddle/joke that I came up with:
 
"What is the legal drinking age in Middle Earth?"

Here's a hint.

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Think of Bilbo's birthday.

If you still haven't got it the answer is:

Spoiler: ShowHide

Eleventeen.

Didn't quite get yours but here's one of my own:

Q: Why was Gandalf good at golf?

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A: Because he could always get a couple of eagles.

[mkennedy]

Here is an original Lord of the Rings riddle/joke that I came up with:
 
"What is the legal drinking age in Middle Earth?"

Here's a hint.

Spoiler: ShowHide

Think of Bilbo's birthday.

If you still haven't got it the answer is:

Spoiler: ShowHide

Eleventeen.

Didn't quite get yours but here's one of my own:

Q: Why was Gandalf good at golf?

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A: Because he could always get a couple of eagles.

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Bilbo had his eleventieth birthday (11*10) so by using that logic you get 11+10 = eleventeen which conveniently happens to be the same as 21.

[Mandle]

Ah, I had always thought it was his eleventy-first birthday and that's probably why I didn't get the reference.