Well, I finally did it. I finished a game. It's not a very good one, and it only takes about 15 minutes to finish, but by my bristly beard it's done.
I give you
Alys vs The Phantom Feline Foe.
Alys is trapped in Bizarro World. Her captor, Ignatius Cat. Can she escape, or will she remain forever the unwilling slave to lewdness of the Phantom Feline Foe.
This is something I've wanted to do for decades, finish a game that is, not necessarily this one, or even of this subject matter. I found AGS way back in high school, and at that time it was a DOS program called Adventure Creator. I grew up playing Sierra adventures, and this thing put the idea in my head that I should create an adventure game too.
My desire to create games brought me to go to school to pursue a bachelors of science in game art and design, which I flunked out of after a couple of years. I recall making a personal art gallery in AGS as a project during that time.
I've started a lot of projects. I've never gotten particularly far on any of them. I tell myself that what I'm making sucks, and I ultimately stop, only to start again. Since about 2003 I've hardly created anything at all, instead starting a family and toiling away at thankless meager work. I'm in my 30's now. My artistic ability has stagnated, so I figured I should do something about that.
I joined an Itch.io game jam. I had a couple of weeks to sit down and build something. My goal was to press on and create, no matter how much I hated what I was making. The topic was "lewd", which I figured, hey, why not?
This is the end result. This is my debut title. When I look back at my first game, this will be it. What the hell was I thinking?
Anyway, enjoy it. I actually enjoyed creating it behind a locked door so my kid didn't wander in to see me drawing a full tentacle rape background to the soothing sounds of Rob Zombie.
As for the lewdness, it's something I've had in my head since I was about 15 and discovered hentai games by downloading "True Love" on a dial up connection. It's behind me now. I think I got it out of my system. My next title will be decidedly un-lewd, and I already have a pretty good idea kicking around in my head.
Thanks, and please be gentle. Or not. It's out there now, and belongs to the Internet. Tear it apart if you want.

I'm going to hell for this aren't I.