I think Baron might have started his weekend a bit early, and might not sober up 'til Monday anyway. 
Hey! I don't have to shit here and take that kind of... whaddaya call it? Ah, ferget it....

Now where was I? Oh yeah! I wanna tell you guys that you're the best. You really are. I love you guys! I don't know about some of the crazy theme ideas I come up with, but you guys sure came through with a bunch of good writing. WHAM, ol' buddy, ol' pal, I really like your words. They're like, all frisky and full of life and stuff. Kind of like baby honey badgers. Makes a cold-hearted ol' son-of-a-bitch like me go all gooey inside. You got that way of playing on the heart strings like they're some kind of instrument. I like that about you, WHAM. You can't have a good story without feeling. Where's the beef, they say? Where's the heart; that's the question. And you got it, man. You're all heart. I lov eyou man.
Now Sinitrena, don't you feel all left out because of the bromance guy-crush thing I got goin' on with ol' WHAMO. You done all right. I really liked the idea of fictional inspiration actually being real stories from distant lands, but with complications when the journalists become part of the story. Who cares if the how and the why were a bit confusing off the cup, but I don't know who that guy is or when he's coming? But I'll tell you one thing. And then they were all like "well I guess it's inevitable" and I guess that's that. But wouldn't they KNOW there was the book cominf if they could see the future story threads. So then you could just not pick up the mail and then WHOA! WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS PEEPS!! But I thought it was a good idea. You're the best, Sini.
Now get over here JudasFm. That was some kind of crazy road trip about to go off. But where's the 80s road mix? I liked the slugs with eye stems but not shoulders. You'd never get lost if you were a slug, cause there'd always be a trail of slime showing you where youd been. Im glad to here that your feeling better though.
Oh, I forgot the trophies. Their all grails because of the reader's choice and you must choose wisely. They make for great trophies but I woudn't drink out of them if I wre you. Exsept the clay trophy for third place: you can;t take that one past the seal or you'll rune the whole ceremony. And we don't need any party poopers here, because this parties never gonna stop! Am I right? Guys? Guys?
