Alright, Baron, how about this.....
We all have belly buttons, of that there is no doubt.
Some of them are depressed, while some are sticking out.
Some have gems inserted, or other shiny stuff.
Which serves no other purpose, than keeping out the fluff.
The reason for it being there, though, surely, you will scoff.
Is down to our maker's finger, to show we were finished off.
I don't know where I heard it, but I,m sure that I've been told,
That Mandel's, novel, navel is a sight you should behold.

Hope this is taken as just a bit of fun.