Cheesy subtitle for AGS

[Unai]

AGS: This is not a game

[Matti]

Side effects are rare but may include sudden bursts of workaholism.

[Dualnames]

AGS: We apologize for the inconvenience

[Monsieur OUXX]

AGS: This is illegal, you know
AGS: Hardcore, Softcore, Nerdcore and everything in between
AGS: Now open source - type your own nonsense here!

I love those!
The one about the absence of completed games might be taken seriously by newcomers

[barefoot]

Absolutely love the ideas guys.. keep em comming 

It would also be good if AGS 3.2 had a slightly altered blue cup to distinguish it from earlier versions...

barefoot

[kconan]

AGS: Awesome Game Siring

[Crimson Wizard]

- Where dreaming about your future game is well enough.  



( and believe me, I know what I am talking about, lol )

[arj0n]

AGS: as much time consuming as a girlfriend but much easier to manage...

[Peder 🚀]

AGS: as much time consuming as a girlfriend but much easier to manage...

+1

[Jim Reed]

- Now with multiplayer lesbians

[mode7]

Alternative to Gay Sex

[strazer]

I think I haven't seen these yet:

- Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand. (from Futurama )

- It's a long story.

- Show me yours, I'll show you mine.

- Hello world.

Also, just for fun, here are my favorites so far (or variations thereof):

- Everybody's doing it.
- Insert Disk 2.
- Man, remember outside?
- 8 out of 10 cats preferred it.
- Blue cup sold separately.
- "AGS makes me pee" - Tim Schafer
- "800x600 ought to be enough for anybody..." - Bill Gates
- Not associated with the American Goat Society. Much.
- WARNING: Contents may be HOT!
- Best. Studio. Ever.
- This area intentionally left blank.
- Make a game. Or don't. Whatever.
- As seen on this monitor. Right here.
- Use me.
- You heard me.
- Help is on the way.
- RTFM
- * KILL * * KILL * * KILL *
- Use with alcohol.
- It's supposed to smell like that.
- Mutated Guano Deviser
- This is why we can't have nice things.
- CJ made me do it!
- Coded with love.
- Your Ad Here.
- 60% of the time, it works every time.
- Always in your inventory.
- When pointing and clicking IS enough.
- Puts the point in pointing.
- Bringing Sexy Back since 2001.
- Are we there yet?
- 1 cup, no girls.
- We apologize for the inconvenience.

Now that the editor is open-source, is anybody working on getting all of these in there?

[ZacksQuest]

"AGS... where metal rods and rubber chickens make beautiful zipline babies."
"AGS... where the music is better when it's MIDI."
"AGS... where you don't have your newfangled kid leashes!"
"AGS... 14 years since Grim Fandago started the Adventure Game Apocalypse, and we're STILL going!"
"AGS... where freelancers, cashiers and hipster chicks beat action stars, super spies, and kung fu chicks... EVERY TIME." (Get it, Ben Jordan, Larry Vales and Jessica Plunkenstein? Hurr hurr hurr...)
"AGS... why did the chicken cross the road? To see what funny death quote it would get." (Sierra deaths for the win.)
How's these?