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Aww!  Even more adorable than I remember.  Did he always have the top hat?  Also, I note from the filename that it's actually a goose, not a duck, and therefore I am an idiot.

BTW, I've been reading your webcomic over the past few days.  It's pretty solid, brah.

So who wants to talk about the meaning of life and the spirituality of the soul?

Ooh, ooh, me, me!

Basically, life has no meaning and souls do not exist.  If this thought troubles you, don't worry!  Your feelings are of no consequence, and nor are anyone else's.

Happy to help!

Whatever happened to that Yufster girl?  I just PMed her my e-mail addy, but according to her profile she hasn't logged on in months so probably won't ever see it.

PS You're a pretty cool guy too, vwg.  What happened to the duck?  I liked the duck.

(Hope no-one minds me bumping this topic; I'm far to narcissistic to pass up the opportunity).

I think it was Larry Vales, or possibly Larry Vales 2.

Anything happen since then?  I've been kinda out of the loop.

Unwittingly, AGS trained a dolphin to kill the president of the United States.

Well, in case you're wondering, everything has not gone to plan, and, without wanting to get in to too much detail into why (or if you insist - I sort of didn't realise that Live 8 was THIS weekend and thus I wouldn't be able to be as disquietingly last minute in terms of booking transport as I was for Gilbertfest) it seems that I can't actually go.  Although I'm sure all those of you who had the misfortune to run into me at Gilbertfest are relieved, I'm actually quite gutted, as I was looking forward to unleashing my presence upon you all again - as well as upon those of you (Davy et al) who weren't there.  I also feel quite guilty at having to pull out at the last minute, as I've taken up a place that could have been taken by someone else - so sorry about that

Anyhoo, y'all have a groovy time, now - toodles!

Well, I don't actually even have my coach tickets, yet, but assuming that all goes to plan:

1. Nope, but Davy told me I could sleep in his tent.  DON'T BAIL OUT ON ME NOW, DAVY.
3. No chairs; won't be able to carry one all the way down from Manchester, I'm afraid.
5. London very early; will prolly wonder around a bit, but so long as I don't get lost (which I actually probably will) I should imagine I'll get to the campsite in good time.
6. Well I really don't like celery.  Or cheap baked beans.
7. Arriving friday, leaving sunday (need to get back for school on the monday )

I would just like to announce that I fully intend to infringe on the privacy of one of those attendees who plans on bringing a multi-person tent, as frankly I am far too cheap to buy one of my own, unless absolutely necessary. So if anyone wouldn't mind giving up a me-sized section of nylon, please feel free to speak up.

Also, I shall be the first to sheepishly confess that a deck-chair just isn't happening.Ã,  Partly because of the way I'll be travelling, but principally due to laziness, I don't want to be lumbered with any piece of luggage which can't be conveniently squeezed into a rucksack.Ã,  Do not fret, however; imposition upon another for this convenience shall not be necessary; my MacGyver-esque levels of ingenuity have caused me to craft a fiendish plan involving folding up my sleeping bag into a make-shift cushion, and sitting cross-legged upon the floor.Ã,  As well as being a more compact solution for posterior support, this method shall also place my head at a convenient crotch-level to everyone else.

And as I'm on a roll, anyone else likely to be heading down to London before ending up in Staines?Ã,  If so, perhaps we could meet up, and become confused and lost together!Ã,  Once again, speak up if this proposition sounds attractive to you.

Hi people!  Remember me?  Of course you do, because I'm that awesome.  Anyway, I know I've not been particularly active in the community in recent times, but this sounds like a most funky event!  Would I be welcome, fellows?

I saw it when it was released over here a couple of months ago (for some odd reason under the title of 'Switchblade Romance').Ã,  Pretty erratic in terms of quality - some brilliant moments, such as:

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the death of the mother, with the main character staring right into her eyes as she died, not being able to make a noise because the killer was only a few meters away; brilliant use of the camera and of background music in that scene so as to fully convey the way the main character must have felt

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But also, some pretty silly moments, such as:

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The death of the father - and indeed the first death of the film - an utterly shite decapitation; the already mentioned blowjob scene was rather daft, too

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And some utterly awful moments, such as:

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Pretty much the entire ending; the twist felt very tacked on and completely inappropriate - as though the screenwriter couldn't think of a satisfying yet logical conclusion to the film - and that very last scene in the hospital served no percieveable purpose and should have been chopped from the film completely - it was only about five seconds long, anyway; who'd have missed it?

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It was entertaining enough overall, however; I'm glad I watched it and I'd certainly recommend any giallo or splatter movie fans who haven't seen it to give it a go (fans of classic giallo should be especially interested as the gore effects were done by Gianetto De Rossi, who worked on a few of Fulci's movies).

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Heh, computers don't fit in digestive tracts.

The 18-year old woman, however, you take no issue with.

But what Pesty said.

Your english is very good for a toddler, Gilbot; but I'm not sure I approve of your drinking alcohol at such an age.

She doesn't live in Reno the city; she's been eaten by loveable Moroccan actor Jean Reno, and currently resides halfway through his digestive tract.

From what I understand, Rodriguez gave Miller co-directing credit -- That's how much influence Millar had on the film. So much so that Rodriguez quit the Director's Guide due to their one-director-one-film policy.

I also read news reports that Tarantino directed some of it too.

He directed one scene, for the princely sum of $1.

Personally, I refuse to see the film because in the penultimate shot in that preview (assuming it's the same one I already have) that woman-person spins around once.  The sound effects suggest she is spinning around repeatedly - at least three times.

THIS IS AN UNACCEPTABLE STANDARD FOR EARLY PREVIEW FOOTAGE ORIGINALLY ONLY INTENDED TO BE SHOWN AT A COMIC BOOK CONVENTION.

*fumes*

I keep telling you: just rape the guy!

It's as simple as:

1:


2:


And 3!

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I really, REALLY loved the completely non-CGI makeup and special effects.

Methinks you should look a little closer at the scene where:

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Mary the check-out lady gets impaled on the pole.

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You are all rubbish.

For a start, I can't believe that no one has gotten behind me on the appeal of getting behind DeeGee; instead you opt for Goldmund (you call him a Johnny Depp lookalike, I call him a facial plagiarist) and Helm (despite his chin) like the wrong people you are.  Then, to make matters worse, you all starting cocking on about the 'sexiest female'; not only is this just plain silly, it is detrimental to the homoeroticism which has made this community great!

Males: If you don't like the idea of having another man's penis shoved up your anus, then that's your perversion, not mine; I suggest that you seek some sort of help (go into a gay bar and ask someone to give you a good seeing too, for example; there's nothing to be apprehensive about, it's basically just reverse pooing, only more fun) rather than contaminating threads clearly designed for those of us with less boring and more inherently confusing sexual tendancies!

Females: Stop encouraging them, you big shits!

Although in fairness I don't think any of you actually were encouraging them, that's the kind of thing I'd be saying if you were.  So don't!

What's to discuss?  It's true and you all know it.

Although his hair sometimes looks quite preposterous.

Mystery solved.

Also:

I don't have a list of 'places to go underneath', but I do have a list of people to go underneath, so I'll put it on that instead, just above Ewan McGregor but below my Geography Teacher.

I'm not sure if you realise quite how many people are buried there - far more than you'd be able to fuck in one lifetime, I'm afraid, especially considering that you'd have to re-assemble most of them before you could get started.Ã,  The eventuality of this ambition of yours is made even more improbable by your wish to go underneath these people; the submissive role in coitus is generally not best taken by the only person who is still able to move.

oh, let's just stop arguing about this and have some nice makeup sex - I bagsy top!

What does that leave me with?

Bottom!

IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.