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Here is the link to my video. Let me know what you think. It is for my KickStarter project. I'm trying to get funding (before Halloween) for my scam baiting website so that I can continue my "crusade" to save innocent people from email scammers. Please watch my funny video and help spread the word by clicking on the FaceBook and Twitter links under the video.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1189936348/scam-baiting-fighting-crime-with-419hellcom

Is it possible to turn the transparent parts of sprites (npc's, objects) to not-clickable?
I want to cut down on the cropping. 

I took a break from cartooning for a few years and have recently gone back. I am now attempting to syndicate myself to newspapers on my own. Wish me luck. More of my funny cartoons are on my website at http://www.normandcompany.com/

I'm glad they added a NEW one after so much time!

It would be nice if the argument stood up to scrutiny.

Damn 7 year olds don't know shit.

The feds agree with what she said:
http://www.nber.org/digest/mar10/w15507.html

A very bright seven-year-old girl talks about unemployment and immigration.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98mgdN9eTdY



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98mgdN9eTdY

No..wait... are you telling me that Yolanda are not really in love with  me?  :o

Cry on my shoulder. We have all been there.

Twisted adaptation of the children's song "Wheels on the Bus".
http://www.normandcompany.com/FUNNY_FLASH_CARTOONS/Funny_Flash_Cartoons_Bus_Song.html

"Ask Da Orcs" ---> http://www.orcmagazine.com/ORC_MAGAZINE/Ask_Da_Orcs.html



It's an advice column written by Orcs! (Orcs are the green-skinned monsters from "Lord of the Rings") It's like "Dear Abby", but... er... with Orcs.

Cool tool! I'll add it to my links page.

No pity. Fuck these idiots trying to make money off of someone elses work. I agree that it's not the funniest stuff ever, but I find everything written on that site in good taste at least.

Here here!

This is the first I've seen of it.

Have you ever gotten one of those Nigerian scams in your email? You know - where they say you won millions in a lottery (or whatever)?
Well the webmaster on this site http://www.419hell.com/ answers those scam emails and does everything he can think of to mess with the scammer's head and waste their time.


Here is a fake photo ID that one of the scammers sent him...
(I think I could eat a photo with some paper and poop a more convincing ID!)

I'd like to see you add a detailed alien cityscape to the background.

A sociological experiment was conducted in Illinois called the "Wallet Test". You can read about it at http://www.wallettest.com/

The researchers deliberately dropped 100 identical wallets (containing money and ID) in public places to test honesty.

The test results were broken down by age, gender and race ----> http://www.wallettest.com/Lost_Wallet_Test/Results_Page.html





What I'd like to know is why did men steal over twice as much as women?

About $60 a day as a webmaster.

I'll elaborate.

The Completed Games Announcements forum is for AGS-made games only. You may pimp games not made with AGS in our General Discussion forum only. We do appreciate you stating in the subject title that it is only a flash game, and I'm sure this will just simply be moved to the Gen forum.

Oops, my bad. Thank you to whoever moved this to the right forum. 

My new flash game is ready...

My Stickman Murder Mystery Game:
http://www.normandcompany.com/STICKMAN/Murder_Mystery.html



Try it out and let me know what you think of it. For example let me know if it was too easy or too hard for you.   

Thank you, in advance, for your help.
- Paul Kinsella (A.K.A. "Suncrafter")

I had to switch it off during part 1. The camera movement was horrible.

Same here.

Hypothetically speaking - lets say you have an opportunity to win $1,000,000 in a contest. To win - you must choose from one of the following five options:

"Punch" option ---- You will be punched in the face, just once, by a big fat man. The punch is guaranteed not to be fatal nor to cause brain damage, but you will likely sustain a nasty injury such as a split lip, black eye or perhaps even a broken nose. After being punched - you will be given the $1,000,000!

"Bomb" option ---- Nothing will happen to you. However, you will start the countdown on a huge bomb that is hidden deep inside the center of the Earth. The bomb is large enough that, when detonated, it will cause devastating earth quakes and floods all over the planet. The bomb is completely undetectable and can not be disarmed. However it will not detonate until exactly 5,000 years in the future. As soon as the countdown has started - you will be given the $1,000,000!

"Insults" option ---- Twenty people will shout terrible insults and obscenities at you for one full hour. These people will not come into physical contact with you nor harm you, but they will say all sorts of horrible and upsetting things to you. After one full hour of intense verbal abuse - you will be given the $1,000,000!

"Magic" option ---- Your personality and ethical convictions will be painlessly altered in some unknown way by a magic spell. The alteration will be instantaneous and will not affect your memory, cause brain damage nor result in any physical harm of any kind. After the alteration - you will be given the $1,000,000!

"Nothing" option ---- None of the above. Nothing happens to you or anyone else, but you will NOT be given any money.


Which option would you choose first? Second? Third? Etc...

Please list them like so ... (with "1" listed as your first choice, "2" as your next choice, and so on...)

1 - option name
2 - option name
3 - option name
4 - option name
5 - option name