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Whoops! So sorry! Your game isn't lame! I was just thinking about something else, like that impossible Matrix parody adventure game! I can never win that thing! Sorry again!
-JBiker51

Allow me to make some constructive critisizm. Next time, why don't you ask another member of this forum to help you with the illustrations? Many people around here do. Also, if you want to draw it all yourself, practice. Maybe buying a drawing pad would help, so you can use your freeform and then upload it? I hope that you take none of this personally. I just like helping other people making games so they can make the perfect ones for all of us to play. And, unfortunately, I am horrible at using game making tools, so the best and only thing I can do is play games and help others. You can contact me at benunkle3@msn.com if you want any other advice.
-JBiker51

Here's some constructive critisizm....why don't you just update the game, so it doesn't have to be so lame any more? I mean, you could update the graphics, add some story (some REAL story, I might add), and let your neighborhood try it out first before wasting forum space. I mean, many of our great game artists got to be so great because they worked their hardest on what they were trying to accomplish, and tried and tried again, until finally, they could make games that were solid gold. Except for Chris Jones, of course. He practically pioneered the art of home game-making! Think about what I have just said and try to do theese things. Who knows? You may become the next adventure game artist this year will see!
-JBiker51

Wow, this is your very first game? I'm very impressed. Looks like there will be a lot to look forward to from you.

Listen, maybe you should take away the ten minute time limit. I like to do adventure games leislurely, and I'm afraid this one would have to be done at a frantic pace.

Hey, Rulaman? You look a little like my cousin. And the Black Cauldron remake looks like a promising adventure game. I haven't really gotten to play it, but I probably will. Still waiting for Apprentice 3: Checkmate! , so until then, I am a forum game hunter.

Okay, I'll give you a small hint: Think about why the store owner needs the tape there and what has happened before. "Accidents Happen".

The first two games were "I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF, THIS IS SO HARD" frustrating. I'm gonna see how this one is. Oh, and could you make sure you make the games a little LESS harder than they are now? I feel like I'm going to go bald with all the hair I've been pulling out of my head recently.

This is an excellent piece of work. But there's just one problem; I can't do a damn thing with the coin interface! I love everything else, so PLEASE come out with a version without the coin interface! Or, even better, you could make a version with an OPTION to choose between the coin interface or no. Also, I have one other problem: How do you save and quit? To exit out, I had to resort to control alt delete. Keep up the good work!
-JBiker51

This calls for a celebration....I'm going to listen to Rock while I continue my journey through the boards!

We are the knights who say......NI!

I finally figured it out! I just turn off security programs, and it downloads! YES!

Okay, I'll try that.

You were once a respectable attorney in the state of Washington, D.C. , had a wife and kids, and was a very happy man. But one day, you made the horrible mistake of trying foreign food...haggis.....and became brainwashed and died! Soon after, you were zombified, turning you into an EVIL SCOTT! That's why you hate America so much! But, if you visit America once more, the effects will be reversed and you will be a great alive American attorney again!
-JBiker51

Well, every time I try to download Fatman from there, it says that I was using a link to it that was stolen. BS! I went to the website, searched for it, and chose download, entered the code that was needed, and came to a page said I was using a stolen link! TOTAL BS!

See the brainwashing haggis has already gotten to you! You're just a zombie typing all of this now! Oh, I mourn at your grave at Washington, D.C. the man who died from brainwashing and zombie turning haggis.

Then PLEASE host it! And please i ask you kindly no BS this time, alright?

Internet Explorer, the latest version. Will someone PLEASE host Fatman besides The Underdogs, and no lame gotcha jokes!

There is a conspiracy that I made up that haggis has a brainwashing liquid inside of it that makes you believe that Scotland is the best and you are a true Scotland. If everyone starts eating haggis, than the US will be overridden by brainwashed zombies who think they are Scotts! Oh, and I forgot to mention that the virus from the Resident Evil game would be in the haggis. So, what's the lesson for today, kids? Don't eat the organs of helpless animals, but instead eat things like hamburgers, which are made from the MEAT of helpless animals!
-JBiker51
[Edit] We could probably spend the rest of our forum-posting time talking about brainwashing with organs, conspiracies that telemarketers are actually robots, and that kinda stuff. And I would participate! And make it funny! Yay!

Thank you very much, Salesman. What is your web address, so I know where to get it? Oh, and it is hosted on Home of The Underdogs.
-JBiker51