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typical moronic virus scan...says nothings wrong...
god, this is pissing me off...

Heyo guys, I have a serious problem with my laptop. The keyboard has decided that it doesn't want to do anything anymore and I can't fix it. I've tried everything I can think of; I've looked in the control panel and it says everything's fine, WHEN IT'S NOT! Friggin' Vista.
My laptop is a Compaq Presario V3000.
It was working absolutely fine yesterday, but when I booted it up today it just wouldn't work.
I am getting really angry and sweary over it. Can someone please shed some light on this?

And also, I'm not sure if it's related or not, but each time I log into my laptop using the onscreen keyboard a message pops up saying Windows can't find a byXRjgGv.dll. Help?

Bastards!

Maybe I will go back to Firefox 2.

Thanks again Progz.

Thanks Progz, nice edit.




I also hate the way Firefox 3 blurs stretched images.

Let's see...

Stupidly fast tempo...check
brutal guitar riffage...check
can't understand what the singer is saying...check check!!

All the elements needed for a totally brutal metal band!! Hell yeah!!!

Ahoy, mateys.

just finished drawing this for a game idea I've been fiddling with.

x1

x2

I got the idea when I was playing Doom II when it suddenly occurred to me: what if you were batting for the other side?

So the story will, in short, be about a not-very-powerful demon who is sent along with a bajillion other demons to attack the human realm. The player needs to keep him alive with wit and cunning, as he is fairly outmatched by the heavily armed marines running about.

The only problem I have with these sprites is the side on view's leg. I'm not sure how to make it look betterer. Suggestions?

BRILLIANT!

Thank you SSH! Saves me the trouble. I think I have the solution now, but that was helpful. Can I have a link to this Irfanview doohickey?

I have been making the black part transparent, and it shows it as transparent when I view it in other programs, but for some reason it goes all black when I upload it. Arrggh!! I'll keep trying anyway.

Behold, for I have (finally) produced THESE!!







Sorry for the wait.
And well done Buckethead, I had just finished watching an episode of South Park before I started the comp, so that's wherre names came from.

EDIT: O.K, before you take the trophies, can anyone tell me how to remove the f**king black background from them? I've used three different programs now to no avail.

Keep waiting for the trophies peoples, my computer has decided it hates me and won't let me in. I should have t fixed soon!

[1st Place: Ryan Timothy!]

OK! 5 days after the competition was supposed to close, WE HAVE OUR WINNERS!!

1st Place: Ryan Timothy!
That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! Good quality animation, and a nice background to boot!

2nd Place: Questionable!
The first entry, and the best Fatality I've ever seen!

3rd Place: miguel!
If only those platforming games really WERE that violent!

'Grats Ryan, that was brilliant. I'll upload the trophies when I get home (doing this from school)

Just a heads-up, I might not be able to declare winners on the 1st, due to my Internet ****ing up as it does :'(. More time for you guys then!

Cool. Now make Sephiroth!!

oooookaayyyyy...... 3 days till judgement day, and not a single entry. Not one.

Is this my fault somehow? Did I do something wrong? Are we picking on the new guy?




...no one wants a trophy? :'(

Who resents you and can't wait to betray you

I wish I got the respect I deserve

Okey Dokey!! Here goes!!

With the bloodthirsty slaughter of that defenceless slightly rabid bunny still fresh in our minds, I decided to make this comp another amusing violence-fest.


This is Kyle and Kenny.

Say hi boys.

The thing is, these two absolutely hate each other, and want to settle things the manly way!!

Your job is to make these two fight each other. The winner of the fight is up to you.

No colour constraints! Yay!!
No image size limits!! Wahoo!!!

Get cracking peoples! Trophies to the most awesome fight!!

Once again, my bloodthirsty psychosis has paid off!! I'll cook something up soon!

I must admit that Th3 Aw350m3 entry is great,
but I'm wondering if people with name written in leet a secretly supporting each other 

If they are then they've all left me out...

Also, the explosion took me 45 minutes to an hour to animate. I'm slow, I know.  The rest was easy, just some random trivia for you guys.

Behold, for I have produced THIS!!!



A little homage to Happy Tree Friends, methinks...

FINALLY!! A competition like this was just MADE for me!!! I have plenty of ideas for this one's demise...