Told you I'd enter, eventually.
It's a bit of a long 'un, I got a little carried away.
Items:
From List:
* C.S.I Season 1.1 Boxset (Any kind of DVD - Mats Berglinn)
A tie (Mats)
* A big bag of Salt'n'Vinegar crisps (Chips (any flavor) - Mats again)
* pecan nuts (You guessed it)
* Breadjuice: all the goodness of bread in a softdrink! (Layabout)
Added:
Bleach
* Dishwasher Tablets
Sleeping pills
Ashen in 'The Bank Job'
'hall'
USE crisps, nuts and Breadjuice on self
ASHEN: "What? I'm a nervous eater."
LOOK ROBBER1
ASHEN: "It's a man with a gun, and a sock over his head."
ASHEN: "Unlike the others, he's not wearing gloves. He has very clean hands for a criminal."
LOOK ROBBER2
ASHEN: "It's a man with a gun, and a sock over his head."
ASHEN: "His heart doesn't really seem to be in this, he seems a bit listless."
LOOK ROBBER3
ASHEN: "This guy seems to be the leader. The sock over his head looks cleaner than the others."
ASHEN: I'm not too sure what that is he's holding...."
TALK ROBBER3
ASHEN: "What kind of a weapon is that?"
ROBBER3: "In this hand, I hold the Sun. In this, a magnifying glass with which to focus it's rays."
ROBBER: "Now sit down before I burn you."
ASHEN: "Fair enough."
TALK ROBBER1
ASHEN: "Can I use the bathroom, please?"
ROBBER1: "Well... alright. Nobody else move!"
GOTO ROOM Bathroom
Bathroom
LOOK sink
ASHEN: "It's a sink, with soap for washing your hands."
LOOK soap
ASHEN: "It's a bar of soap. Quite a nice one, as soaps go."
LOOK soap dispenser
ASHEN: "I wonder why they have soap, AND a soap dispenser?"
LOOK toilet
ASHEN: "It's a toilet."
LOOK bleach
ASHEN: "It's a bottle of bleach, probably for cleaning the toilet."
USE bleach
If there's space in inventory, TAKE bleach
ASHEN: OK
USE bleach ON soap dispenser
animation: close-up as ASHEN pours bleach into dispenser
ASHEN: "Glug glug glug!"
USE diswasher tablets ON soap dispenser
animation: close up on ASHEN dropping a tablet into the dispenser
animation: close-up of dispenser starting to fizz.
ASHEN: "Oooh! Bubbles!"
ASHEN: "Man, that smells BAD."
USE toilet
animation: ASHEN flushes the toilet, ROBBER1 opens door.
ROBBER1: "Finished?"
animation: ASHEN tries to leave bathroom
ROBBER1: "What? Without washing your hands? You filthy little git."
animation: ASHEN uses the soap, and leaves. ROBBER1 uses the dispenser to wash hands, covering them in foaming, corrosive goo.
animation: ROBBER1's hands start to melt, and he runs away, screaming.
ASHEN: "It worked! YES! I am SO MacGuyver."
CUTSCENE outside:
ROBBER1 is let out of the bank to get medical attention, along with some hostages.
Back in 'hall'
ASHEN: "Oh well, 1 down, 2 to go."
TALK ROBBER2
ASHEN: "Hello."
ROBBER2: "Uh."
ASHEN: "Look, if you're going to hold us hostage, at least have the manners to look like you're enjoying it."
ROBBER2: "To tell you the truth I'd rather've stayed at home."
ASHEN: "..."
ASHEN: "YOU'D rather be at home? How d'you think we feel?"
Use CSI DVD on ROBBER2
ASHEN: "Are you sure you want to rob this bank? Wouldn't you rather watch CSI?"
ROBBER2: "Which one?"
ASHEN: "Vegas."
ROBBER2: "Meh. I prefer Miami."
ASHEN: "I can't get into that as much, I think it's David Caruso's fault."
ASHEN: "He scares me, with his black, beetle eyes, and his tiny liars mouth."
ROBBER2: "..."
ROBBER2: "What?"
ASHEN: "The lead guy in it. Horatio Caine? He has a tiny, puckered mouth that disturbs me a little."
ROBBER2: "Can't say as I've noticed."
ASHEN: "Lucky you."
animation: ROBBER3 comes over
ROBBER3: "Alright, alright, break it up."
ROBBER3 turns to ASHEN
ROBBER3: "You, sit down."
ROBBER3 turns to ROBBER2
ROBBER3: "And you, keep your gun up and your mouth shut."
WAIT 1 or 2 seconds
After timer expires:
ROBBER2: "No, that's really bugging me now. You..."
ROBBER2 turns to MANAGER
ROBBER2: "You got the internet in your office?"
MANAGER: "Er... Yes?"
ROBBER2 turns to ASHEN
ROBBER2: "Right, you, come with me."
GOTO ROOM Manager's Office
Manager's Office
Enter room:
ROBBER2: "Right, to the Internet Movie database!"
animation: ROBBER2 walks over to computer, sits down and becomes ingrossed.
LOOK at desk.
ASHEN: "I do enjoy rummaging around in other people's drawers."
ASHEN: "..."
ASHEN: "You know what I mean."
animation: ASHEN searches desk drawers
ASHEN: "Well, well, well. What have we here...?"
ADD INVENTORY (sleeping pills)
LOOK at coffee machine
ASHEN: "Mmm. I could just go for a cup about now."
ROBBER2: "I'll have one, if you're making some."
USE coffee machine
animation: perculation
ASHEN: "Cream & sugar?"
ROBBER2: "No thanks."
animation: ASHEN puts coffee mug next to ROBBER2
USE sleeping pills on coffee.
animation: ASHEN drugs the coffee.
ASHEN: "You know, the caffine might interfere with the tablets..."
animation: ASHEN tips more tablets into coffee.
animation: ROBBER2 takes a sip of coffee, and falls face down asleep on the
desk.
ASHEN: "That was pretty strong coffee, I should probably tie him up before he
comes to."
LOOK at door.
ASHEN: "There's a suit-bag hanging on it. I guess the manager must've brought a
change of clothes to work."
USE suit-bag
animation: ASHEN crosses to door, un-zips the bag and reaches in.
ASHEN: "Ah-ha! A tie!"
ADD INVENTORY (tie)
USE tie on ROBBER2
ASHEN: "Don't know if it'll hold, but it'll do for now.
USE door.
ASHEN: "I can't go out there, one of them is still around."
USE tied-up robber.
animation: ASHEN gives the trussed up ROBBER2 a push, sending him halfway across the office.
ASHEN: "Hmm..."
USE tied-up robber (again)
animation: ASHEN takes a run up, and gives the trussed up ROBBER2 another push, sending him flying through the door, and into ROBBER3 in the hall outside.
VICTORY CUTSCENE:
Back to 'hall', again
animation: ASHEN strides truimphantly out of the Manager's Office, to meet his adoring public. Unfortunately, ROBBER3 is back on his feet, and clobbers our hero on the back of the head.
ROBBER3: "Right, I didn't want to have to do this, but you've left me no choice."
ROBBER3: "BEHOLD THE AWESOME DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF THE SUN!"
animation: ROBBER3 brandishes his sun/magnifying glass combo weapon
ASHEN: "..."
ASHEN: "That's not the Sun. It's a cabbage painted gold."
ROBBER3: "..."
ASHEN: "It's not even proper gold, it's just a very bright yellow."
ROBBER3: "..."
ROBBER3: "Balls."
animation: POLICE storm the building, ROBBER2 and ROBBER3 are taken into custody
EPILOGUE
ASHEN became something of a local celebrity until, six months later, he told the story of 'How I Defeated Three Armed Bank Robbers All By Myself' once too often, and had the everloving crap beaten out of him.
The moral of this story? No-one likes a smart arse.
It's a bit of a long 'un, I got a little carried away.
Items:
From List:
* C.S.I Season 1.1 Boxset (Any kind of DVD - Mats Berglinn)
A tie (Mats)
* A big bag of Salt'n'Vinegar crisps (Chips (any flavor) - Mats again)
* pecan nuts (You guessed it)
* Breadjuice: all the goodness of bread in a softdrink! (Layabout)
Added:
Bleach
* Dishwasher Tablets
Sleeping pills
Ashen in 'The Bank Job'
'hall'
USE crisps, nuts and Breadjuice on self
ASHEN: "What? I'm a nervous eater."
LOOK ROBBER1
ASHEN: "It's a man with a gun, and a sock over his head."
ASHEN: "Unlike the others, he's not wearing gloves. He has very clean hands for a criminal."
LOOK ROBBER2
ASHEN: "It's a man with a gun, and a sock over his head."
ASHEN: "His heart doesn't really seem to be in this, he seems a bit listless."
LOOK ROBBER3
ASHEN: "This guy seems to be the leader. The sock over his head looks cleaner than the others."
ASHEN: I'm not too sure what that is he's holding...."
TALK ROBBER3
ASHEN: "What kind of a weapon is that?"
ROBBER3: "In this hand, I hold the Sun. In this, a magnifying glass with which to focus it's rays."
ROBBER: "Now sit down before I burn you."
ASHEN: "Fair enough."
TALK ROBBER1
ASHEN: "Can I use the bathroom, please?"
ROBBER1: "Well... alright. Nobody else move!"
GOTO ROOM Bathroom
Bathroom
LOOK sink
ASHEN: "It's a sink, with soap for washing your hands."
LOOK soap
ASHEN: "It's a bar of soap. Quite a nice one, as soaps go."
LOOK soap dispenser
ASHEN: "I wonder why they have soap, AND a soap dispenser?"
LOOK toilet
ASHEN: "It's a toilet."
LOOK bleach
ASHEN: "It's a bottle of bleach, probably for cleaning the toilet."
USE bleach
If there's space in inventory, TAKE bleach
ASHEN: OK
USE bleach ON soap dispenser
animation: close-up as ASHEN pours bleach into dispenser
ASHEN: "Glug glug glug!"
USE diswasher tablets ON soap dispenser
animation: close up on ASHEN dropping a tablet into the dispenser
animation: close-up of dispenser starting to fizz.
ASHEN: "Oooh! Bubbles!"
ASHEN: "Man, that smells BAD."
USE toilet
animation: ASHEN flushes the toilet, ROBBER1 opens door.
ROBBER1: "Finished?"
animation: ASHEN tries to leave bathroom
ROBBER1: "What? Without washing your hands? You filthy little git."
animation: ASHEN uses the soap, and leaves. ROBBER1 uses the dispenser to wash hands, covering them in foaming, corrosive goo.
animation: ROBBER1's hands start to melt, and he runs away, screaming.
ASHEN: "It worked! YES! I am SO MacGuyver."
CUTSCENE outside:
ROBBER1 is let out of the bank to get medical attention, along with some hostages.
Back in 'hall'
ASHEN: "Oh well, 1 down, 2 to go."
TALK ROBBER2
ASHEN: "Hello."
ROBBER2: "Uh."
ASHEN: "Look, if you're going to hold us hostage, at least have the manners to look like you're enjoying it."
ROBBER2: "To tell you the truth I'd rather've stayed at home."
ASHEN: "..."
ASHEN: "YOU'D rather be at home? How d'you think we feel?"
Use CSI DVD on ROBBER2
ASHEN: "Are you sure you want to rob this bank? Wouldn't you rather watch CSI?"
ROBBER2: "Which one?"
ASHEN: "Vegas."
ROBBER2: "Meh. I prefer Miami."
ASHEN: "I can't get into that as much, I think it's David Caruso's fault."
ASHEN: "He scares me, with his black, beetle eyes, and his tiny liars mouth."
ROBBER2: "..."
ROBBER2: "What?"
ASHEN: "The lead guy in it. Horatio Caine? He has a tiny, puckered mouth that disturbs me a little."
ROBBER2: "Can't say as I've noticed."
ASHEN: "Lucky you."
animation: ROBBER3 comes over
ROBBER3: "Alright, alright, break it up."
ROBBER3 turns to ASHEN
ROBBER3: "You, sit down."
ROBBER3 turns to ROBBER2
ROBBER3: "And you, keep your gun up and your mouth shut."
WAIT 1 or 2 seconds
After timer expires:
ROBBER2: "No, that's really bugging me now. You..."
ROBBER2 turns to MANAGER
ROBBER2: "You got the internet in your office?"
MANAGER: "Er... Yes?"
ROBBER2 turns to ASHEN
ROBBER2: "Right, you, come with me."
GOTO ROOM Manager's Office
Manager's Office
Enter room:
ROBBER2: "Right, to the Internet Movie database!"
animation: ROBBER2 walks over to computer, sits down and becomes ingrossed.
LOOK at desk.
ASHEN: "I do enjoy rummaging around in other people's drawers."
ASHEN: "..."
ASHEN: "You know what I mean."
animation: ASHEN searches desk drawers
ASHEN: "Well, well, well. What have we here...?"
ADD INVENTORY (sleeping pills)
LOOK at coffee machine
ASHEN: "Mmm. I could just go for a cup about now."
ROBBER2: "I'll have one, if you're making some."
USE coffee machine
animation: perculation
ASHEN: "Cream & sugar?"
ROBBER2: "No thanks."
animation: ASHEN puts coffee mug next to ROBBER2
USE sleeping pills on coffee.
animation: ASHEN drugs the coffee.
ASHEN: "You know, the caffine might interfere with the tablets..."
animation: ASHEN tips more tablets into coffee.
animation: ROBBER2 takes a sip of coffee, and falls face down asleep on the
desk.
ASHEN: "That was pretty strong coffee, I should probably tie him up before he
comes to."
LOOK at door.
ASHEN: "There's a suit-bag hanging on it. I guess the manager must've brought a
change of clothes to work."
USE suit-bag
animation: ASHEN crosses to door, un-zips the bag and reaches in.
ASHEN: "Ah-ha! A tie!"
ADD INVENTORY (tie)
USE tie on ROBBER2
ASHEN: "Don't know if it'll hold, but it'll do for now.
USE door.
ASHEN: "I can't go out there, one of them is still around."
USE tied-up robber.
animation: ASHEN gives the trussed up ROBBER2 a push, sending him halfway across the office.
ASHEN: "Hmm..."
USE tied-up robber (again)
animation: ASHEN takes a run up, and gives the trussed up ROBBER2 another push, sending him flying through the door, and into ROBBER3 in the hall outside.
VICTORY CUTSCENE:
Back to 'hall', again
animation: ASHEN strides truimphantly out of the Manager's Office, to meet his adoring public. Unfortunately, ROBBER3 is back on his feet, and clobbers our hero on the back of the head.
ROBBER3: "Right, I didn't want to have to do this, but you've left me no choice."
ROBBER3: "BEHOLD THE AWESOME DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF THE SUN!"
animation: ROBBER3 brandishes his sun/magnifying glass combo weapon
ASHEN: "..."
ASHEN: "That's not the Sun. It's a cabbage painted gold."
ROBBER3: "..."
ASHEN: "It's not even proper gold, it's just a very bright yellow."
ROBBER3: "..."
ROBBER3: "Balls."
animation: POLICE storm the building, ROBBER2 and ROBBER3 are taken into custody
EPILOGUE
ASHEN became something of a local celebrity until, six months later, he told the story of 'How I Defeated Three Armed Bank Robbers All By Myself' once too often, and had the everloving crap beaten out of him.
The moral of this story? No-one likes a smart arse.