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if mario had been neo he would have been stopping the bullets in mid-air instead of jumping on them...

he cheated, he didn't do all the levels the cheating cheat, i might attempt to do mario 1 quick one day...

gradients tend to look better in 32bit colour

hmm, i thought it was 240v...

why not buy a multi-region one? that way she can still watch all the DVDs she already has.

heh, Craig Thomas Smith turns in to:

Christmas goat him
Masochist trim hag
Masochism that rig
Airtight mom's cash
Charisma sight tom
Historic maths gam
Machismo shirt tag
Scimitar ghost ham
I'm Scottish graham
Stigmata micro shh
and many many more!

this reply isn't here, you're just imagining it

this kinda sucks, but it's the first thing i thought of...

next - if heaven and hell were the same place

haha, good one

why hasn't anyone started an "oh no, not another larry game, another lame 3d adventure game - stop it being made" petition?

try to get Norton Systemworks, it has some tools for cleaning your registry and will make backups incase it goes wrong...

i don't really have an answer for this, but, can backgrounds not be scrolled some way so all you'd need is a background that is seamless when tiled then have it scroll horizontally and save on the animating, unless ofcourse you mean something different (been a while since i played S&M)

he ran out of onion rings?

and none of them are funny either

erm, i hate to point this out, but won't selling those games be illegal unless they were made with the version of AGS that don't support mp3?

try guess what this pet is, the answer is below...

Spoiler

it's a pet ice cube

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next - rejected sex toy designs

for originality i vote Mr Frisby, it would also have a more practical use in a game...

check volume properties (might be a little speaker icon in your system tray next to the clock or can be found in control panel) and make sure midi isn't muted, although if you can play midi normally outside of AGS it probably isn't, or run the setup file for the game and make sure everything is set properly there....
also, if you have a midi keyboard or synthesizer connected to your midi port make sure midi isn't set to play through that port...