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AHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! i love it!

i'm all for too!

i should imagine these guys have it pretty hard...




he's a microsoft bug tester

i used to think the same thing about sugar until i realised how much my actual bodyweight is compared to the tiny ammount of sugar in that one product, i mean, people think 20g of fat in say... a chocolate bar that ways 1kg (mmmmmmm) is a lot, but whether it's got fat in it or not if you eat it all you're gonna put 1kg of weight on and probably burn that sugar off eating it.
but i don't eat sugar anyway, not on cereal or in tea anyway, i do eat a lot of salt though...
*has heart attack*

can it work with 256 colours and not just change an image to 256 colours then block out all the options that only work with high colour?

here's my entry...



it's Mortal RONbat!!!

well, if light travels faster than sound then how come the front end doesn't hit the ground first?
nice pic, love the skeleton...

i just did this one really quickly, like 5 minutes...



that isn't the background colour, it's transparent...

you can pick up a midi keyboard for about £20 (the kind that don't make a sound), the thing i don't like about them though is they're not full size, it might be better to spend a little more on an old keyboard that's midi compatible or has XG or something, best thing to do would probably be to check ebay...

if you look at that candyman he is kind of shaped like a cartoon character's hand, so i suppose he is kinda handy...

  heh, spitting out the seed...

i recently became addicted to 3 minute microwave noodles and cold toast with liver sausage paté stuff on, mmmmmm...
it's a good thing to, i'm on a diet and that's all i'm gonna eat from now until probably the end of the week

talking of black humour, you reminded me of this cruel and in no way whatsoever funny joke...

sign outside of a school for disabled children:

ALL CHILDREN MUST BE ASSEMBLED BEFORE 9AM

it looks like he's thinking about that guy buried up to his neck in the ground, perhaps he's gonna do it once he's drunk, teh naughy dog!!!
i would have thought the goddess of sadness would have looked a little less happy than that...
i love that imp with the big moustache, reminds me of somebody...

"i just realised something, you're really ugly" - i'm always saying that to my sister
and recently i keep singing the "hats for clowns" song from weebl & bob, but apart from those i don't really have a catchphrase, i think, although i do usually always leave ... at the end of posts for some reason...

actually, if somebody says something like "i'm having trouble with my ear" or something similar about hearing i'll usually say "half past 4" or "no thanks, i've just had one" or something similarly stupid, and if somebody messes a sentence up i'll go "that's easy for you to say" which is from Cactus Jack, but they're not really catchphrases...

a blond woman gets fed up with people thinking she's stupid because she's blond so she decides to dye her hair red.
a few days later she goes to a farm and gets talking to the farmer and she says "i'm clever because i have red hair" she then looks across at a field full of his cows and says "if i can guess how many cows you have in that field can i take one home with me?" the farmer agress and the woman looks at all the cows and after a short pause says "134", impressed the farmer says "okay, i guess you can go pick one to take take home" and the woman walks off the field and comes back with what she chose a few minutes later and the farmer says "if i can guess what colour your hair was before you dyed it can i have my dog back?"

i'm always having disc read errors with my ps2, especially on GTA: Vice City and The Getaway, but usually a cd lens cleaner disc sorts the problem out, or sometimes even standing the PS2 on it's side helps, or if that fails i usually just hit it or steam up the disc i'm about to put in by blowing on it, if sony built their consoles properly it wouldn't happen though...

or PGS

you could make a game based around the hatred of you not being able to get the game, to play, then you finnaly get it and voila..... you're dissapointed and it won;t install    

in that case could i just upload a zip file that doesn't work?

heh, i thought that too, it actually looks more like a hamster to me...

wouldn't you also need a chipped PS2 ?