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I maintain that the eye-bleeding seizure-inducing insanity-instigating glitzy strobe signature of awesomeness was a perfectly logical response to people complaining that they had missed the month-long Bake Sale.  No one can complain now: along with the Great Wall of China, the smoke from the forest fires of Sumatran rain forest, and that growing mountain of garbage on Staten Island, our flashing Bake Sale promo signatures were one of the few human "accomplishments" that could be viewed from space.   Rest assured that everyone who wanted the Bake Sale bundle now has it, and that its purpose having been served, the glitzy strobe signature of awesomeness has now been retired.  At least, until the next Bake Sale.... 

I'll take in down in 9 hours or when seven more people buy the bundle, whichever comes first. 

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The giant counter at bluecupbakesale.com says that there's only 1 more day left to get this game!  Surely it is in error?  You wouldn't deprive humanity of the opportunity to download this tongue-in-cheek-in-gravy comedy adventure, would you P?  That would be cruel!  What is your loyal but financially slothful fan-base to do??!??  

Last call, barflies!  This fun little game (and the rest of the Bake Sale 2 bundle) is only available for another 25 hours: better order another round just to be sure you'll have enough to last! 

You're not too late until I start the voting.    Which will probably happen in approximately 24 hours, in case there's anyone else out there who'd like in on THE MOST EPIC WRITING COMP EVAR!!!1!!!

Hey, are there any German Marxists out there who can make any sense out of this one?

Tilemap example v1.0.0

This link seems to be dead.  Can I have another?

I suppose it will be available at some point in the future.

Never!

But.... I did see some Cupcake Pirates further up the board....

ascovel pm me for teh payed toorent...

Oh noes! NOt teh warez!!1!

If you're really desperate I'm sure you can muscle in on some of that action....

[three days left!]

Wow, I think I counted 8 entries so far, which must be some sort of record this far from the contest deadline.    Keep 'em coming, folks: three days left!

Yes, it's true.   By popular demand the vault was reopened, temporarily I must stress, until June 15.  I highly recommend that you read the recommendations above that highly recommend that you download this bundle ASAP before it's too late.  I mean, c'mon, minimum donation is like $2 (which goes towards the AGS server): my college room mate gag alone is worth that!  Plus you get three other awsmoe games -it's a win-win scenario!!

:O. I'm surprised nobody else noticed/reported that earlier!

I've noticed that downloads for the Leftover edition have skyrocketed!  Better get your bundle quick, peeps, before the rush brings down the server! 

Thanks baron. Now we're getting somewhere. Although you seem to have missed out Switzerland v France on June 20.

Implausible though it may seem, I predict that Switzerland and France will transcend Arabic numerals and fight to a - - draw.  IT IS FORESEEN!!!!

In the BakeSaleII.zip file, in the "THAT DAMN DOG" directory is a zip file, containing the game again.

That extra copy costs extra, you know. 

Keep 'em coming folks: just about a week left!

I see your ripped spandex + thong and raise you a prude-gate.



  I mean, seriously, what is the gate concealing from my imagination?  Has civilization advanced so far in other parts of the world that people cringe at the sight of the clothed back end of a guy taking a leak in public?

[Jun-12 2100 Brazil 3 vs 0 Croatia]

Soccer, or "Foot Hockey" as it is properly called in Canada, is still a bit of an enigma to me (although I do coach an under 4 team.... ).  Basically there's a lot of duck-duck-goose, searching for ladybugs in the grass, and the occasional mad dash to stop a "runner" from making it to the parking lot.   Based on this wealth of soccer experience I figure I am well qualified to randomly fill out the betting form and hope for the best. 

Jun-12   2100   Brazil 3 vs 0 Croatia
Jun-13   1700   Mexico 2 vs 1 Cameroon
Jun-13   2000   Spain 2 vs 2 Netherlands
Jun-13   2300   Chile 0 vs 0 Australia
Jun-14   1700   Colombia 0 vs 1 Greece
Jun-14   2000   Uruguay 3 vs 1 Costa Rica
Jun-14   2300   England 1 vs 2 Italy
Jun-15   0200   Côte d'Ivoire 2 vs 0 Japan
Jun-15   1700   Switzerland 1 vs 1 Equador
Jun-15   2000   France 2 vs 1 Honduras
Jun-15   2300   Argentina 1 vs 0 Bosnia-Herzegovina
Jun-16   1700   Germany 0 vs 0 Portugal
Jun-16   2000   Iran 1 vs 1 Nigeria
Jun-16   2300   Ghana 1 vs 1 USA
Jun-17   1700   Belgium 1 vs 0 Algeria
Jun-17   2000   Brazil 2 vs 1 Mexico
Jun-17   2300   Russia 1 vs 1 South Korea
Jun-18   1700   Australia 0 vs 2 Netherlands
Jun-18   2000   Spain 2 vs 0 Chile
Jun-18   2300   Cameroon 4 vs 2 Croatia
Jun-19   1700   Colombia 1 vs 2 Côte d'Ivoire
Jun-19   2000   Uruguay 2 vs 2 England
Jun-19   2300   Japan 1 vs 1 Greece
Jun-20   1700   Italy 2 vs 0 Costa Rica
Jun-20   2000   Switzerland - vs - France
Jun-20   2300   Honduras 1 vs 0 Equador
Jun-21   1700   Argentina 3 vs 1 Iran
Jun-21   2000   Germany   2 vs 1 Ghana
Jun-21   2300   Nigeria 3 vs 1 Bosnia-Herzegovina
Jun-22   1700   Belgium 1 vs 0 Russia
Jun-22   2000   South Korea 0 vs 2 Algeria
Jun-22   2300   USA 0 vs 2 Portugal
Jun-23   1700   Australia 0 vs 2 Spain
Jun-23   1700   Netherlands 1 vs 2 Chile
Jun-23   2100   Cameroon 1 vs 2 Brazil
Jun-23   2100   Croatia 2 vs 2 Mexico   
Jun-24   1700   Costa Rica 1 vs 2 England
Jun-24   1700   Italy 1 vs 2 Uruguay
Jun-24   2100   Greece 1 vs 1 Côte d'Ivoire
Jun-24   2100   Japan 1 vs 2 Colombia
Jun-25   1700   Bosnia-Herzegovina 2 vs 0 Iran
Jun-25   1700   Nigeria 0 vs 2 Argentina
Jun-25   2100   Equador 1 vs 1 France
Jun-25   2100   Honduras 0 vs 1 Switzerland
Jun-26   1700   Portugal 5 vs 1 Ghana
Jun-26   1700   USA 1 vs 2 Germany
Jun-26   2100   Algeria 1 vs 1 Russia
Jun-26   2100   South Korea 4 vs 1 Belgium

My non-blink-tagged-but-still-critically-important-information sense is tingling!  Is there something important we should know about the availability of this sassy-yet-charming game? 

Hey, I heard a rumour that this awesome game is still available due to a Bake Sale "Leftovers" edition for people who missed the first round.  Can it be true?!?

I am interested in both of those things! Please tell me more!

Man, why are we wasting time raising money for the server by trying to sell amazing adventure game bundles, when we could just be selling PM spam to the forum community?!?  All we need do is put out the word that we've got a nice little gated online community with a demographic that marketers would fish-slap their own mothers to get access to, and before you know it every snake-oil purveyor and exiled Nigerian prince will be dumping cash into our outstretched coffers!

cool, I still don't get #6. Is it a cat???

I think it's a metaphor for the precariousness of dignity....