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Sorry, I meant: Wes Craven's New Nightmare (but got the title wrong)

I thought you did but I wanted to check before I could give you a "right Wes, wrong movie" hint - but then it became moot!

["Hard to avoiiid... area attack!"]

No, it's not a 2D game.

"Hard to avoiiid... area attack!"

Correct! Phew, I thought I was going to have to type out their Movie Poop Shoot screed!

["Look at that woman's breasts. They're large."]

It was indeed that line that led me to guess, along with the subsequent clue.

Here's mine:

"Look at that woman's breasts. They're large."

["What the fuck is the internet?"]

What's The Real Nightmare?

Here's another in the meantime:

"What the fuck is the internet?"

["A monkey, Wes? I mean, Jesus, you guys aren't even trying any more, are you?"]

Hmmm, no takers. Okay:

"A monkey, Wes? I mean, Jesus, you guys aren't even trying any more, are you?"

Metal Gear Solid?

Is it an FPS? Maybe a Call Of Duty or a Medal Of Honor?

American McGee's Bad Day LA?

["Apple sauce, bitch."]

No, although a bicycle is ridden briefly at one point! Okay, another one:

"Apple sauce, bitch."

["After it's all over, you say 'oh what a lovely tea-party'."]

True Lies!

Right, I think this is going to be damn easy:

"After it's all over, you say 'oh what a lovely tea-party'."

Correct!

["The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I'd smelt it, she decreed I would forever more BE HE WHO DEALT IT."]

Ah, well, you don't see a car get junked onscreen, but it is from a scene at a junkyard.

"The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I'd smelt it, she decreed I would forever more BE HE WHO DEALT IT."

True Romance?

["Yes, of course, you may absolutely bring the brewskis."]

Your third guess is correct, Mandle, but I'll need the film name obv!

"Yes, of course, you may absolutely bring the brewskis."

["Junk it!"]

LA Confidential.

Here's mine:

"Junk it!"

Gosford Park?

["Is there air?! You don't know!"]

I'm trapped in a glass case of emotion!

Next one:

"Is there air?! You don't know!"

I miss your scent.

Anchorman!

Correct! Madonna acted in and provided the theme for Die Another Day.