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Rescue your cat from the tree!

(CUTSCENE)
A man is reading a book in a chair. Suddenly he hears a meow and jumps straight up in the air

MAN "Great Jesus Son of Virgin Mary Jelly Bean Jumps!"
MAN"Where did my cat go!!!!!?!??!?!?!?1?!"

MAN rushes to the window.

MAN "Good God Almighty Lord Church Priest Baptism!"
MAN "My cat's stuck in that tree!!!!"

MAN runs outside and reaches up toward the cat.

MAN "Jesus Paul Mary God Samson Sister Babycake!"
MAN "I can't reach!"

MAN "Catholic Buddhist Apple Pie Mc-"
MAN gets hit in head by a falling apple.
MAN "Ow. Um... What was I doing?"
MAN "That's right. Get the cat."

(end of CUTSCENE)

LOOK MAN
MAN "That's me, Hibbley McDowler."

USE HIBBLEY
HIBBLEY "What!?!?!"

LOOK TREE
HIBBLEY "My cat is stuck in it. There's a small branch in my reach."

USE TREE
HIBBLEY "I can't climb this, it's too steep."

LOOK BRANCH
HIBBLEY "It's a branch."

USE BRANCH
HIBBLEY "Got it!"

LOOK CAT
HIBBLEY "There's my cat."

USE CAT
HIBBLEY "I can't reach."

LOOK GROUND
HIBBLEY "Hey! There's a rock on the ground!"

USE GROUND
HIBBLEY "I'll take the rock that's on the ground that I just saw."

LOOK GROUND
HIBBLEY "Hey! There's a flower on the ground!"

USE GROUND
HIBBLEY "I'll take the flower that's on the ground that I just saw."

GO INSIDE
There is a table, and there are several things on the wall as decoration: a painting, a sword, a singing fish, a hook to hang up your coat, a fishing net and a toothpick dispenser. There is a broom standing up against the door into the kitchen.

LOOK PAINTING
HIBBLEY "It's beautiful."

USE PAINTING
HIBBLEY "It's mine now."

LOOK SWORD
HIBBLEY "It looks like something out of Lord of the Rings."

USE SWORD
HIBBLEY "It's mine now."

LOOK SINGING FISH
HIBBLEY "It's wretchedly off-key."

USE SINGING FISH
HIBBLEY "Why not?"

LOOK HOOK
HIBBLEY "It's a coat hook."

USE HOOK
HIBBLEY "I can't... get it off."

USE SWORD ON HOOK
HIBBLEY "Hey! I pried it off with the sword!

LOOK FISHING NET
HIBBLEY "My dad used this to capture the amazing silver fish of Tirifoul."
HIBBLEY "It was a lovely dinner."

USE FISHING NET
HIBBLEY "Got it!"

LOOK TOOTHPICK DISPENSER
HIBBLEY "It distributes toothpicks."

USE TOOTHPICK DISPENSER
HIBBLEY "I got a toothpick."

LOOK BROOM
HIBBLEY "It's a broom"

USE BROOM
HIBBLEY "It's mine now."

USE DOOR
MUM "Don't open that door! I'm cooking dinner!"
MUM "Go outside and play or something!"

GO OUTSIDE
(CUTSCENE)
A man is talking to Hibbley's cat, still in the tree.

MAN "Here, kitty kitty kitty."
HIBBLEY "Hey! That's my cat!"
MAN "Here, kitty kitty kitty."
HIBBLEY "Can't you see that's not your cat!!!"
MAN "Here, kitty kitty kitty."
HIBBLEY "That's it..."

Hibbley runs up and a fight ensues. Soon, the man flees, scared. He has dropped a fake eyeball.

HIBBLEY "Huh. Guess he couldn't see it wasn't his cat."

(end of CUTSCENE)

LOOK EYEBALL
HIBBLEY "Ewww."

USE EYEBALL
HIBBLEY "OK..."

TALK TO CAT
HIBBLEY "I'll give you all this stuff if you come down..."

Cat pounces down and takes your stuff.

HIBBLEY "Hey... This isn't my cat..."

THE END...

Mine kinda sucks.

Johnny

On second thought, I do enjoy the bands Journey, Styx, and Aerosmith. Nirvana is so-so. I couldn't understand most of their lyrics anyway.

Weird Al's Smells Like Nirvana!
"It's hard to bargle nardle zouss
with all these marbles in my mouth."

...Parodies count, right?

Wasn't exactly what I was expecting but very interesting indeed. Now on to the business of the winner... The winner is...
Worm III!!!

Wow! Who would've guessed it. Sorry to all those nonexistant people who also posted your puzzles, but Worm III's was just... better than all of yours.

Worm III, go on ahead with the Puzzle Time.

My puzzle time was a flop.

Lots of people accidentally have similar styles. I have my own style, and it's a very strange, big eyed, crappy hands, drawn in 30 seconds style. If I see a similar style, I don't care. As far as I'm concerned, my style is mine. Draw with MSPaint. Draw with Flash. Draw with anything, because you can have a different stlye in anything. My MSPaint style is drastically different than my pencil and paper style. As for finding your style, do what Geoffkhan said.

Hello? Anybody there?

Whoo! First time winner. I am HAPPY.
The Rules:
Every week a post will be made with a list of items and a scenario. Using your wit, skill and otherwise useless abilities; find a way to complete the scenario with the items provided. You can only use a set number of items of your own choice. When I say use your skill, use it.

For example: you have a boulder and a reinforced window. I advise not using Pick Up boulder, chuck through window. Think of something adventuresque to use.

Voting: After the week voting shall start.

What If I win?: you choose the next scenario and list of items. Then you post it for all the world to see.

OK, the Scenario that isn't really a scenario is this: Peace and Quiet.
That's right, your character is on a quest to find complete and utter Peace and Quiet. I'll leave it open to interpretation.
You must use at least five (5) of the below items:

A toilet plunger
A printer cartridge
A skateboard
A box of adhesive medical strips
A deed to a house
A dead body
An empty champagne bottle
And finally, a gigantic novel.

Have fun Puzzling and Timing and whatnot!

Whoo hoo! I'll get started on the next Puzzle Time!

If I was a cricket, I'd probably take this time to chirp.

[The end.]

I wrote this a while back, when I wanted to write about the end of the earth. It's sort of in celebration for reading all the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy books and watching the whole television series in one weekend.

The end.

In the end there will be
nothing but humility
lost will be intelligent human mind
instead, people wish they had been more kind
however, this is impossible
the barren wasteland is inhospitable
doom reigns upon them all
watch the powerful leaders fall
they live to fight, and fight to die
and leave a child screaming "why"
and finally at the end of the day
some have gone to Heaven, some the other way
but that is far from here and now
so please, little boy, don't have a cow
this thing will not happen in your lifetime
in fact, earth just might be reachng its prime
look at the earth, so big and bold
who knows what the future holds?

copyright William Miracle and all that

I've got some "spoilers".

Spoiler

MONTY PYTHON & HOLY GRAIL:THEY ALL GET ARRESTED!
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: DARTH IS LUKE'S FATHER!
LADDER 49:JOAQUIN PHEONIX DIES! ACTUALLY I DON'T KNOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS FILM!
H2G2(which everyone should've already either read the books, seen the miniseries, heard the tapes, or just seen the movie):EARTH IS THE BETTER COMPUTER DEEP THOUGHT THOUGHT UP!

[close]

Um, I think that 'videobating' kid is just playing really fast at the insistance of his brother who is shooting out commands as fast as possible. I wonder if years from now the video game commercials on our TV nowadays are going to be cryptic and jokeworthy.

Oh no, run away
here comes Bluke, the thread killer
soon this thread may die

You see my last post?
In this thread? It killed before.
It may kill again

So beware, haikus,
you may be lost yet again
Bluke is a menace

Pay no attention
to the other three haikus
they speak many lies

Yeah, Blackthorne,  American Psycho really is a fun film up with the likes of Newsies. :
Saw this movie earlier today. Very good. Cillian Murphy plays the Scarecrow very well, and the fear toxin "version" of Batman was very cool. Gary Oldman = very good.
Morgan Freeman = very good. Christian Bale = very very good. Michael Caine = very good. Liam Neeson = very very good. Katie Holmes = very annoying. Her character just told Bruce her opinion on every single thing! But otherwise, this film was one of the best films I've seen lately. In conclusion, DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA BAAAAAATMAAAAN!

cutscene: A pirate ship
CREWMAN  "A whale of a tale..."
CAP'N "WILL YA STOP SINGIN' THAT BLEEDIN' SONG!!!!"
LOOKOUT "There's a drifter on starboard side!"
CAP'N "Pull 'im aboard, will ya?"
YOUNG MAN is pulled aboard from drifting in the sea.
YOUNG MAN "Ugh... Where am I?"
CAP'N "Yer on the great Atlantic, ready to face whatever the brutal ocean throws at ya, able to defeat the dreaded sea monster and resist the alluring song of the sirens."
YOUNG MAN "I think I'm gonna be sick."
CAP'N "Take this ill boy to the chamberpots, Jeff."
JEFF(CREWMAN) "Certainly, sir."
JEFF and the YOUNG MAN walk across the deck together, and the YOUNG MAN's older voice is heard.
OLDER YOUNG MAN(O.S.) "I was but a 21 year old boy at that point. I had much to learn, much to experience. But nothing could prepare me for her."
5 YEARS LATER...
The Ship is stuck in a treacherous storm.
CAP'N "EVERYONE GET OFF THE SHIP!!!!"
Everyone jumps off the ship and gets into rowboats.
Thunder claps. Lightning flashes.
YOUNG MAN (now 5 years older) gets hit by a lightning bolt.
YOUNG MAN wakes up on a jungle island in a beach hut made of coconuts.
YOUNG MAN "Whaaaooooh."
CAP'N "Jon? You OK?"
JON(YOUNG MAN) "Whuh? Yeah. Yeah, I'm OK. I just had a nightmare about the storm again."
CAP'N "Ya gotta get over it, lad. It happened oer a month ago."
JON "I will."
CAP'N "Anyway, Jeff found some civilization 'round 10 miles from here."
JON "I'll get ready."
Cutscene end.

JON "I better pack up my stuff."
There is a rotten kumquat in your inventory.
There are various items lying around, a strange mechanism that one of the crewmen made out of coconuts, crude sun-tan lotion made of coconuts, a chair made of coconuts, etc.
LOOK AT mechanism made of coconuts.
JON "I'm still not quite sure what it does."
LOOK AT crude sun tan lotion made of coconuts, or chair made of coconuts, or the actual hut made of coconuts.
JON "You can make anything out of coconuts"
USE mechanism made of coconuts.
JON "I don't know how to work it. A friend just made it one day and gave it to me."
USE crude sun tan lotion made of coconuts.
JON "I don't have it, stupid."
USE chair made of coconuts.
JON "There's no time for sitting down, I've got to pack."
PICK UP sun tan lotion made of coconuts.
JON "This'll come in handy."
USE sun tan lotion made of coconuts.
JON "No. I want a nice tan in case I happen to meet the girl of my dreams later today."
PICK UP chair made of coconuts.
JON "That won't fit in my pants."
PICK UP mechanism made of coconuts
JON "If I figure out how it works, it could probably come in handy."
LOOK AT small book that was under the mechanism made of coconuts.
JON "Looks like there was something under the mechanism."
PICK UP small book that was under the mechanism made of coconuts.
JON "It's an instruction manual!"
LOOK AT instruction manual.
JON " 'The Super Coconut 90000'. 'The main ability of the Super Coconut 90000 is to...'
Someone has spilled coconut milk all over the rest of the manual. I can't understand it."
EXIT hut.
CAP'N "Are you ready to go?"
JON "YES" or "NO"
If "NO"
CAP'N "Go back in your hut and pack then!"
If "YES"
CAP'N "Then let's go!"
Start very slow loop around and around, in a line with the other sailors, going down the beach. The background is repeating as you walk.
LOOK AT rotten kumquat
JON "Ew. Rotten kumquat. I picked it recently, but it's rotten."
After the 2nd time around the loop.
JON "Hey! We're going in circles! I better see what's going on in front!"
JON runs to the front of the line.
CAP'N is sweating profusely and can't think (or walk, apparently) straight.
JON "Are you OK?" or "What's up?" or "Why are we going in circles?"
If "Are you OK?"
CAP'N "No.... Bleurgh.... Too hot...."
If "What's up?"
CAP'N "Nothing's up... I might throw up, but nothing's up. Nothing's up!!!"
If "Why are we going in circles?"
CAP'N "I see a light at the end of the tunnel.... There's Aunt Margaret... Huh?"
USE sun-tan lotion on CAP'N
JON "That'll help you to not get sunburnt"
USE rotten kumquat on CAP'N
"You squish the kumquat over his head, all the juices pouring on his head, making him feel refreshed."
CAP'N "Huh? Huh? Oh, um... Where are we going? This isn't the way! Um..."
CUTSCENE:
the line turns drastically in a different direction.
OLDER JON(O.S.) " I had no idea what laid ahead on this strange island we landed on over a month ago. I had no idea that I would find the girl of my dreams, as well
as well as the adventure of a lifetime."
CUTSCENE end.
The crew are now in a town.
CAP'N "Now, the key here is to find some help off this island. Everyone needs to pitch in finding some kind of boat."
JEFF "Hey, there's a pub over there!"
CAP'N "DRINKS FOR ALL!"
Everyone runs into the pub.
JON stays outside.
JON "No, guys... Don't worry... I'll get the boat... Suuurrre."
LOOK AT street
JON "Ewww..."
Go down street.
JON is now in a marketplace.
VENDORS "GET YER FREE EGGS!" "ONE IN A MILLION GRAVY BOAT!" "AMAZING FART IN A BOTTLE!!!" "SUPER TALKING ANIMALS! TAKE YOUR PICK!" "DEAD SKIN! PEELED OFF OF MY BACK EARLIER THIS MORNING!""FIRE! FIRE!"
Go up street.
"You are exploring this part of the island when you sight the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. You are instantly in love. You must have her as her wife."
TALK TO BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
JON "I love you" or "I love you." or I love you."
If "I love you"
JON "I...er... mean, What's your name?
BEAUTIFUL GIRL "Esmerelda. And yours?"
JON "Er...Uh.. Jon."
If "I love you"
JON "Um, I mean, What do you look for in a man, Esmerelda??"
ESMERELDA "I'll give my love (and a boat) to any man who has a talking gerbil and a gerbil cage."
JON "Interesting..."
If "I love you"
JON "I, I meant to say, uh, bye!"
ESMERELDA "See you around."
Go down street.
Look at FREE EGG STAND.
VENDOR "FREE EGGS! ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPURTUNITY!"
JON "I guess I'll take some..."
PICK UP eggs.
JON "Hey, they're free."
Look at GRAVY BOAT STAND.
VENDOR "GRAVY BOAT! AMAZING BOAT THAT RUNS ON GRAVY! YOU SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE A GRAVY BOAT???"
JON "Does gravy come with it?
VENDOR "Well... Uh.. Um..No."
JON "Didn't think so..."
Look at FART IN A BOTTLE STAND
VENDOR "FART IN A BOTTLE! ANYBODY? C'MON! THIS IS QUALITY STINK!"
JON "I'm not going over there."
Look at TALKING ANIMALS STAND
VENDOR "TALKING ANIMALS! SUPER DUPER! ONE IN A MILLION!"
JON "This looks interesting... Too bad I don't have any money..."
Look at DEAD SKIN STAND
VENDOR "FRESH DEAD SKIN! COMES WITH HAIR!"
JON "Ew...No.
Look at FIRE STAND
VENDOR "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE FOR EVERY OCCASION!"
JON "Strange..."
Go down street.
Go to Pub.
Sailors are talking with girls everywhere.
LOOK AT JEFF and GIRL BARTENDER
"You can hear snippets of their conversation."
JEFF "Oh, Brandy. You're a fine girl. What a good wife you would be. But my life, my love, and my lady is the sea."
Talk to OTHER GIRL BARTENDER
JON "Do you have any pans?"
LADY BARTENDER "Yes. Here they are."
JON "Wow! And I thought I would have to do a stupid puzzle again!"
JON "And now... WHY do I have these?"
Leave Pub.
Go up street.
USE PAN with FIRE STAND.
VENDOR "FIRE!"
USE EGGS with PAN
JON "MmM. Eggs...."
TALKING CHICKEN "Oh, my God!"
Chicken runs off.
TALKING ANIMAL VENDOR "Great, now I have to get him."
VENDOR runs off.
PICK UP talking gerbil.
GERBIL "Hey! What's the big idea? Bozo..."
USE Super Coconut 90000 with gerbil.
JON "Hey! This works as a gerbil cage!"
Go up street.
Give Gerbil cage with gerbil to Esmerelda.
ESMERELDA "I love you with all of my heart."
CUTSCENE:
OLDER JON(O.S.) "So I gave the boat to Cap'n and his crew while Esmerelda and I lived forever in paradise together." "Until..."
Outside of hut.
JON(O.S.) "Look, Spiffy's cage doubles as a blender!"
ESMERELDA(O.S.) "Oh, My God! He's still inside!!!!"
OLDER JON (O.S.) "So she left me. I never saw her again. Oh well."
Finally, you see OLDER JON sitting in a chair.
OLDER JON "This may not be the adventure you expected to play, but there are several things you did not see that happened afterward. I have purchased a boat and I am almost ready finally to escape on to the open sea, bound to find my old crew eventually. But first..."
OLDER JON holds out a cup towards the screen.
OLDER JON "Can you spare a cup of gravy?"
THE END.

My entry is weird.

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too big to post pictures of!

too big to post pictures of!
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read in order.... for a story of horror!
that almost rhymed.
.....almost.

The most Fearless Leader of them all!

I made the head too big, so now he's a weird caricature thing...

Another one...
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?igwkxxti8z0
It tells a story! Yay!(or not?)