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The problem with a post-count entry is that it would most likely end up with people posting as much as they can just to achieve the 250-post mark, making the forum multiple times worse. It also excludes people who may be an oldie when it comes to making games or contributions but only post when neccessary.

I love the idea. It reminds me of that old episode of the twilight zone (where the guy tries to stop a schoolhouse from catching fire and ends up starting it)
I think it would make a great adventure game.

UK PCgamer gets all the fun...
Anyway, that's impressive! Even big-budget commercial games usually fail to get an 81% (assuming that the UK system is the same as the US one)

Ed was always on NBC. I can remember David Letterman (who owns the company that produces Ed) making a comment about that when one of the stars of it was on the show.

Well, this sure didn't get out of hand.

If you look at the first post, Up and Down down hasn't technically started yet, either.

I didn't care for the demo, so I never played the full game.
But I do have one question:
What the heck are all those humanoid robots doing in the middle of rural Russia?

..umm...
Anyway, I think he's referring to the flame and carnage that bestruck Urkel.

You'd think that Urkel would be in alot of pain there, but he looks happy enough.

Now, now. Let's not fight.
Let's just join together in peace and love.
Power to the people!

I can only hope.

You know, I've also noticed that no one really had a problem with the French until this last year.

Huh?
I remember hearing jokes about the french for my entire life. It's just been amplified in recent times.

(btw, I've been to France before, and they weren't all that nice to me. Maybe they don't like tourists, or something)

And they still dress like leprichans, right?

Yes, of course. But I'm only half-Irish, so I only wear the bright green top hat.

One of them (I think the one with the pinky and thumb extended) means 'evil' or 'satanic'. The other (with the pinky and index extended) means either 'satan' or 'devil'.
Both in flattering sense, however.

I don't think that is legal.
It's just that the internet seems to be in a gray zone when it comes to the law.
If the authorities do nothing, cybercrime is rampant. On the other hand, if they crack down on it, they risk infringing on the privacy of law-abiding citizens.

Possibly the most disturbing emoticon i've ever seen.

Oh, and if you're looking for lesbians, I suggest you bypass the UK. 99% of them look like men.

Bypass Oregon too. Where I live there are (this is true) lesbian lumberjack camps.
They occasionally venture into town, and they look more manly then the men do.

All the legal info is here: http://www.agsforums.com/aclegal.htm

-The aliens always have an alterior motive
-If the villain, when about to die, wants you to lean down to talk to him or have you take off his mask, never do it
-If the person is supernatural, judge their intentions by having them sign something. I've noticed that almost every time a demon or satan wants a pen, they simply flick their wrist and it appears in their hand.
Good supernatural beings will either magically sign it with their finger or just find a pen somewhere.
EDIT:Thought of another one
-If you're hiding above whoever is trying to find you, make sure you have all bloody wounds patched-up in a leakproof manner.

Yay for the 4th of July!
I'm celebrating it the way everybody celebrates it, with food, drinks, and high-powered explosives, and then going down to the park to watch fireworks.
The only problem is that on the 5th of July i'm usually temporarily deaf from setting off so many loud fireworks with names like 'Chinese Howlers' and the like.
It's all worth it, though!
Yay for the 4th of July!

My daisy just called me a s**t-head.
I'm regretting teaching her profanitys.

29. If you have a dream about something or someone either going insane or turning into a terrible monster, wake up and kill them immediately.
30. If an eccentric old gentleman does various things that make your life almost perfect and asks for seemingly nothing in return (especially if he tries to reinforce a deal by saying, "what do you got to lose?") kill him immediately, as he is Satan and is trying to steal your soul. (EDIT: In some cases, it might be an attractive young women in tight leather clothing)
31. If a wax figure in your basement kills your spouse, immeditely turn off all air-condidtioning.