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At the request of a certain person, here is a list (a partial one) of who I'd do.
cute
Las Naranjas - provided I could keep him quiet about the moral implications of condom use.
Andail
Candyman
Gilbert - if I had a biohazard suit
Rodekill
Annie(OTG) _ I've had my eyes on her since I joined. ._.k

not cute
Esper - to shut him up
Snake
TerranRich - every other girl has broken his heart, I figure it's my turn.
Chris Jones - Afterwords I'd provide a list of suggestions to improve his performance.
Grundislav
m0ds - provided the world was about to end.
visy - I can't not do this genius.
RPGCreat0r- I bet he's a demon in the sack.

I ares join your threda. Now leave lone me. stupid snake...

Do you question my logic, pag0rz?

If you are questioning my logic, I shall be cross.

if no one else volunteers.....

but be sure to have an alternate in case I don't follow through with the offer.

Easter is a corruption of the Pagan spring festival Eostre.

Hence the bunnies, and eggs and chicks and all the imagry that has nothing to do with Christ per se.

The themes of rebirth were similair enough to the resurrection to allow appropriation by the early church, like the festival of Saturnalia.

I know. I was just being silly. (I refuse to admit my ignorance in anything, though I really wasn't and aren't ignorant on this subject.)

Happy Eostre to the pagans.

* Las Naranjas dresses in daft white robe and gets damp in a stupid paddock in the English country side.

Eostre? wtf?

My ags dreams come in streaks. Last night I dreamed I was at a bar, got drunk, had a panic attack, and asked an anonimous agser to walk me out of the bar.

I need a social life, I think.

I like the dog neole, but it looks like he swallowed Baby Huey.

"BY THE POWER OF PENS!!"

Am I the only one who misread that?

I disagree with annie as far as female nudity goes. The fewer clothes a subject is wearing, the more practice you get improving your skills in anatomical proportions. I do agree though that pure raunch outside a humorous context is distasteful, but if it's well rendered, how can I protest it's existace? That gladiator picture kicks ass! I wonder, would annie protest so much if neole had been drawing men in place of the women in all these images?

Nice drawings, but geez, can't you think of anything other than girls?

I know I'd like to see a wet anthro chick with a pike stuck through her abdomen, but that's just me.

Then I apologise Quick, for your being an inferior-minded human being. (and an inferior comped human being)

Downloading...very slowly...

EDIT:  It finished, but my computer doesn't run dos that well.  Bruised, could you makr a WIN version?

Perhaps YOU should DOWNGRADE!

Visy, I'll be your Father if it will make you squeel with glee.

Let me put it this way:

Not playing I LUV EARL will result in my burning down you place of residence, raping your trees, and calling upon the wrath of Andy Penis (or LGM, whoever obeys my whims first).

Now, PLAY I LUV EARL PUNY HUMANS!!1!! Don't make me pimp is Mills style.

Duzz: thank you for the compliment. It is a dream of mine that I might one day surpass the quality of mostly's games.

Finally released after months of inactivity, this exercise in creating mood (actually, it's just swearing and mindless babbling) features a first person perspective (too lazy to create a main char), unique b&w graphics (Who has time to assemble a color pallette?), and a romantic plot (the love of the dead is eternal).

Made with ags 2.31, uses dos.

http://www.freewebs.com/weaselpro/games.htm

(by the way, it looks crap in low res.)

I'm game. I've been looking for a group project to sabotage with my lack of writing talent. Heh, this story's death will be sweet >:}

14: Bruised
melia-k@melia-k.tk

I fear not being
tree in hell, devoured by
harpes. god's wrath

means little to me,
as does the concept of sin.
Leave religion out.

the decision made:
I shall have eternal sleep.
suicide notice.

Heh, been wondering,
"How to go about it, eh?"
Deffinately blade.

Not very zen, true.
Not feeling zen inside.
turmoil harsh and cold.

Can't sleep can't eat can't
think. Bad choice? Yes. Selfish? Yes.
But I must have rest.

Negativity
Too hard to deal with proper.
I guess I can't help it,

I'm a failure at
everything: life, female, child...
Haiku note.... been done?

Death not coming yet,
not time. But despair controls.
I'm weak. I'm shamed. *sigh*

I am Spartacus!
No, I am Spartacus!
Wait! I'm Spartacus!

Goth Haiku, failure?
No, just baka. Totemo baka.
Not that frogs are great....

Look at me "ribbit"
I ares frog on lillypad.
I jump off and SPLASH!


*yes, I've lost the ability to count. I hang my head in shame. I have brought dishonor to my family. I am preparing for exile in the mountains*

tears running through
fingers cold, maybe someday
things will be better.

for now clenched teeth-SCREAM!
no vice can allow escape.
only weep, and wait.

wiccan I be not
but sometimes I tire of same
message of hope- Christ...

Always always Christ.
i grow deaf, which is not good.
Forgive outburst, friend.