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That was interesting. That was interesting. That was Hey, you see that three-headed monkey? Meh....

And if it's any consolation to any of you (having dirtied the forum with my useless and stupid thread- how unlike me), I feel pretty damn sick.

Hey, man, where's the love?
Popularity, be not.
Haiku for outcasts.

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Overlooked, poor thread.
cobwebs and empty glasses
Let there be haiku!

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Popular threads, go!
Profound musings, come hither!
Enlitenment blooms.

Beating is better than rape.

My rape finger is itchy.

So, I'm enjoying a bottle o blackberry brandy. ti's well chilled, been aroudn for ages, and tastes quite pleasant, with only a hint of cough syrup flavor. I'm towards the end, and there's fucking white crap in it. Little hard lumps of white crap. Fly eggs? spider puppets? Jesus, I don't like to set down to an evening's pleaseur just to be beheaded by mutant strawberry seeds in the bottom of my booze!

So, I carefully siphon my beer, and lo! a ninch of sediment! Now, this is store-bought beer, mass produced, the expiration is not for another 6 months. Why is threr human skin cell residue at the bottom of by damn bud?

I just wanted a quiet evening of absent-minded consumption. Absent minded consumption. Absent minded and then I discover swill where by booze wonse sat. It's unjust, un-American, and a minor victory tof the terrorists. The last wthing we need is for the terrorists to disrrupt our revelry.

Frankly, I can't find a solution to the problem. Or, none that doesn't involve effort. So, I'v decided to kick the terrorists where it counts, and pour the anti-american booze into the drain. The drain. the drain that is my my throat.

It's ging to be tough, but hey, I'm a tough cookie.

I too could not resist Haddas' pathetic whinings.



I demand a show a appreciation, such as cheese or pie. Or possibly even cheese pie.

Wow, the room is very immaculate. I suggest extending the images of hell to the walls. The added detail might make the room seem more claustrophobic(sp?) and thus more menacing.  The tile floor looks to be in good condition. Perhpas some cracked or even missing corners of linoleum (or asbestos, if the tiles are as evil as the room itself.) The stone pillars look old, so the new tiling looks a bit out of place. The table should be remain clean and polished, though. I know if I had a table for offerings to Satan, I'd keep it clean so I can see the organs and what-not mirrored perfectly in a mandala of orgasmic pain.

The newbie test is this:

Locate the rusty pipe, wad of chewing gum, and lint ball hidden in the room, then find a way to make L respond in a friendly manner.

Well, here goes...



The original image was just a still, made a month or three ago. I thought I'd animate it and enter it, and get that damn walk cycle figured out and practiced. It's also pixely, for the purists out there.

Hardly an entry. Just something I made some time ago.



I love him semi-carnally.

Ringworm, happy belated birthday greeting.

I've got some candy in my car. Why don't you come out with me, and I'll give you a piece.

I'm 37.

You're 23, dumbshit!

Liars go to hell when they die...

Hah! I'm 24, fiddle pickler! Who's the dumbshit now? It must be the stupid cheesehead who ran out of fingers and toes!!

I'm 37.

I'm glad I could help in my tiny, little, miniscule way.

By the way, which one is Kevin Smith? I think I may have had him, too...

Aku is being cursed at this very moment. I'm very good with poppets.

I think Jekyll meant 'double-posts' as in 'you made two posts in a row instead of editing your first post'. This is considered a no-no here, and will only get you dirty looks and insults from forum regulars and mods.

Akumayo: Use one more exclamation point, and I'm killing your family.

I've no idea. I haven't had a dos screensaver since '96, and I didn't keep the disk it came on.

That's very generous of you, candle.

Thank you.

I'd love to see a dos compatible version, if you would ever like to spend the time.