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Chris(t) Jones! I'm never gonna live that down, am I?

Hey, look behind you! A three-headed Squalman!





*ahem* Nice entries so far.  I think mage's should be the new default roger. That image is adorable.

You know what? Roger's pretty damned cool. Sure, he's a bit lumpy in the face, and walks like an old man with a lame foot. But who can deny seeing him/herself in his horribly disfigured face?

This week, why don't we send Roger on an around the world trip? He'll pick Tulips in Holland, wrestle pumas in the Americas, drink kangaroo urine in Australia, and sit back and enjoy fermented fox embryo  in Japan.

-Create an original image of Roger in cultural garb, in tourist clothes, or anything else that indicates he's been on holiday or is still holidaying.

-There's no size limit. I trust you'll keep it within reason. Likewise, there's no color limit.

-Animation would be darned neat, but won't earn you any extra points. It will earn you a fuzzy lump of something I found in the couch, which is far cooler.

Heh, I was on all night and thought master frisby had forgotten his duties.

Thanks for the prize, Frisby. Who knew that in stickmen lies victory?

Hey, just noticed... If cartoon breasts are bad, then isn't a cartoon of a head getting crushed even MORE psychologically harmful? You are such a Hippocrit (I don't now how to fpell it) Bruised Weasel.
Bruised weasels submission to spritejam:

In defense of that sprite jam:
I suggest you play Circus Atari.

In point of your stupidity:
If you bother to dig for stuff, you should dig for a previous entry of mine, which was a giant sperm. It would relate better to the sexual content which sparked this thread.

In point of my hypocrisy:
Duh! *insert trademark racial slur*

ACtually, it doesn't bother me a bit. I got bored of the game early, I guess. It's a shame nothing more creative was put there instead, though.

Look closer, Sully. Watch it, without getting sucked in. There are nipples. It's utterly indecent. It shouldn't be on a forum where young children can be corrupted.

I'm thoroughly disgusted! Granted, I'm known for grossness, but even I have standards. Big floppy breasts, bared for all to see, is a horrible affront to the eyes of any youths on this forum. How would you like a scrawny floppy dick, with a giant vein and little hairs coming off it, bent all crooked-like, waggling under my posts?

I suggest you change your signature, else I shall have to get a little gruffer.

Lamest battle in history?



Circus Atari vs. Breakout!

Sorry for the poor animation. I was too eager to finish and didn't take time to make it look decent.

The amount of personality in that image, in my opinion, nullifies any flaws that may be in it. I actually can't detect any flaws, I just see a wonderfully colored image of a rather ticked off young woman who happens to be hlding a gun. I suppose her right (our left) leg needs a bit of adjustment, but you already knew that.

Am I the only one who sees a camel toe?

I was debating whether or not I wanted any c&c on this. I actually don't, but then, input is always a good thing. This little guy is only for practice, hence his bland stiffness. I'll be using him to practice some basic walking/doing stuff animations, ergo I'm not really concerned with shading at the moment.

Actually, what I really want is you to express your admiration for this little man, and for my skill.



Now gush away, please. And to answer the question, this image is based on a sprite template I made, so this style will be used in something.

Aw, I can't believe I missed your birthday. Well, happy 22nd birthday. I'm sure the day was bright with promise, and you felt you could rule this world if only you had the sexy bitches and the cool world-ruler toolkit.

But by now, I'm certain the darkness of your situation has hit, and you realise your destined for nothing but to be chained up to some ugly skank who married you for citizenship. You've certainly realised nothing you've invented in your mind will ever be profitable (who the hell would want an automatic beer drinking machine?) And so, you are no doubt spending more and more time clouding your head with online bear/leather pr0n.

I would add in that you're now going to delude yourself into believing the point-and-click adventure game genre isn't dead, but it seems you've already been doing that for quite a few years.

Welcome, my boy, to 22. May the lust for your childhood icons not eat up your paycheck.

(This, by the way, is how you make posts that are more than 1 or 2 lines long, oh silly repliers to this thread.)

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When Eowyn kills the flying Nazgul ... I literally stood up and cheered!

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You don't read much, do you?

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I shall now take it upon myself to laugh at you for several hours, and then collapse into a fit of hissing and random bodily jerking.

I haven't seen the movie yet, and I'm anxious about seeing it. I've yet been unimpressed with the previous two movies. I watch them, and I can't help but chuckle at the poor acting and mediocre digital effects. I keep waiting for Uncle Tom to come out and sing us the tale of Brer Rabbit. I don't see the trilogy as epic, but some horrid trash designed to get votes from the hollywood crowd. I don't know, for some reason the films are bringing out the worst in me, and I cannot sit and watch without becoming a bit steamed. Funny, the cartoon versions never pissed me off so.

*back to mocking mandarb* HAHAHAHAHHA!! OMFG, you loser!!

It cannot be denied, Jews are mighty tasty.

*Next* WWPD: What Would Pumaman Do?

Other than the Andy Penis picture under my nick, none of this makes any sense..

Eric, surely you realise it is pointless to have a truly original idea. That merely adds to the complexity of it all. A man invents a wheel in what will be china, and a decade later, a guy in what will be france invents a wheel. Neither has had contact with one another, yet they somehow manage to come up with the same revelation.

This is art. For a college boy, you really are dense.

Why *snausages*? Is it simply some silly spam, meant to annoy the moderators? No. I am an artist, and as Warhol painted can after can of tomato soup, so do I chant the name of *snausages*. Yes, this is my sense of humour. It's minimalistic, consists of one word, and carries with it nearly infinite implications.

Some people show intellect through long posts of parragraph after paragraph, explaining their revalation word for word. I choose instead to present the word and let the reader react. Eric, apparently, is none too imaginative. He chose to delete each post until it's frighteningly complex simplicity overwhelmed him and he locked the final thread. What would others have done? What would you have thought, the instant you saw the word *snausages*? It's pointless now, to ponder this, as the moment is gone. The paint and the passion is dried, and it is shown that original thought is unwelcomed by one mod.

Perhaps more base humour is desired here. Sad, but I guess it's easier to accept the obvious joke.

*penis*

Yes, Dad caught me and the boy from the farm several miles down the road using his (my father's) favorite toy. Pretty darn good, for having my eyes shut, don't you think?

Next: Dude, where's my scar? (you know, to tie in with the above image, to create an air of hilarity)

Oh sweet Chris(t)! My hotty is covered in nasty itchy sores! How could this have happend? My poor Andail, did I not tell you never to play with lepers? Have you not been warned against dead rodents? Now you are covered with plague, and will be scarred forever when you recover! I can never refer to you as my hotty again, because you have been tainted. I hoped this day would never come, but I must set my sites elsewhere. Curse your unclean body.

"This is my body, given and shed for you, though I'd prefer you eat only my head, as I am partial to my torso and would rather not get it scuffed. Thank you." --Chris(t) Jones

Next: When antwerps attack!!

p.s. mspaint has gone missing on my comp, so this was done with psp3. If this dosn't qualify, feel free to ignore my post. Just trying to pay fair