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wow! no one, not even m0ds (sorry to steriotype m0ddie-baby) looks at porn!!!

How pure ARE you people!!!?!?!???

oops.

just the second one (he was nout to do with the first one... I just forgot the "2" in my other post!)

I love this community. It's so mature.

please could Vegetable Patch Extreem Turbo be changed to be by "Captain Mostly & Squinky" since it was a team effort and I don't want him to be robbed of his credit!

(sorry about the petty-ness of the gripe!)

CAPTAIN COMIC!!! I LOVE THAT GAME!!!!

I got it on a cover disk for some some magazine I think!!! The guy had some sort of purple cabbage for a face!!!

I think it was probably only a joke, but it SAID it was only episode 1 (it stopped after you got the crown from in the castle) and I've wanted to see if there was ever any more episodes of it ever since.

I really REALLY enjoyed that game, it was just simple, yet deeply loopy platform fun... Ooooh, I lament it!

*lament* *lament*

the writing is all over the place on my screen?!!?!? But very nice apart from that!

I think that Price of Persia 2 is one of the most outrightly under-rated games EVER. People always ignore it these days when charting the prince's history...

Frogger also featured quite heavily in my early gaming memories... As does SPACE WARS (although not the origional version)... And Crystal Caves (a really odd graphical version of some other dungeon based game, the name of which escapes me just now, that drew each colour of the location images one at a time...)

I know (because my mother tells me) that we used to play The Hobbit on the ZX Spectrum... But the first game I have any REAL memories of would probably be Prine Of Persia on the PC. That Skeleton was terrifying!

sorry about that folkes!

You'll have to cut and paste the VPXT!2! url to download it...

EDIT: These are now on the GAMES page of the web site.

here are the links for the final versions of VPXT 1 and 2 (now TOTALLY BUG FREE and harder to break than EVER!!)

VPXT 1:
www.sylpher.com/vegetablegames/VPET.zip

VPXT 2:
http://www.sylpher.com/vegetablegames/VPXT!2!.zip

Please enjoy all over again, and spead vegetably love!

The hardest thing for me to get my head round is when you have a whole net of long-winded to-ing and fro-ing chunks of code all sweeping around each other and balancing delecatly on top of each other. VPXT2 is rather akin to a hay-stack that's been crafted into a mobius strip stood on it's end being carried around London by midgets in fog. Precariously held together, and difficult to keep track of.

None the less, the REAL challanges were all in The Chinchilla of Fate, when I was just starting to learn and fight with scripting. The "Slap the slaty minger" minigame seemed horrible to code at the time... And some would suggest not REALLY worth the effort

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Tomorrow I'm hoping to be able to post a new pair of links to the latest versions of the games on the announcement forums, PLUS I'll then pop the games onto the games page... Thankyou everyone!

I MAY even arrange screen shots!! You can never tell!

How am I able to do this? I thought someone sort of added games to it when they remembered to... is it my responsability?!?!! I'm looking into this RIGHT NOW!!!!

it baffled me, but is no worse than the old one

lol

what a remarkable tale!

So now we have an anonymous lunatic god prepping to unleash somethin worth while upon us!

Even if no one else is: I'M certainly scared

(in a good way!)

Looking forward to it Mr Sphynx! Welcome home!

I loved the origional morrowind, but haven't played any exansions yet... sorry... this is a little redundant isn't it...

how about:

"Much Bilge"

Get Pikmin because it's the BEST game on the GC!

ALSO:
Doshin the Giant!!!
This is the Weirdest game on the GC, PARTICULARLY the ending (is this the prequil to pikmin?!?!? I THINK SO!!!!!!)

Ikaruga and Viewtiful Joe are hip, but I think pikmin and Doshin are more lady-friendly games.

what d'you suppose was the logic of this "Sphynx" character telling us they're back, but then not telling us who they are/were? If they intend to keep their former identity a secret, why not just pretend to be entirly new to the club?

It's a regular X-file and no mistakin'! We don't even have a gender for pro-noun allocation!


..I bet it's andy penis...