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Thanks Bici!

[(The above is not my entry though! )]

Even the thought that people may or may not have submitted a story, and those who haven't may or may not write one and submit it in time, is creating drama in itself - Selmiak is a genius! And yes, if you count this, you will find that it comes to exactly fifty five words.

(The above is not my entry though! )

That is an AWESOME addition to the game page!  Thank you so much

@Baron - technically that would be (5,4)

[Troll Song: Verse One - Completely Stoned]

I'm absolutely over the moon - Troll Song: Verse One - Completely Stoned was selected as one of PC Gamer's Best Free Games of the Week!

For some reason I thought of

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Stupot+

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but it was only really because of the "positive execution added as an afterthought" bit.  You might as well have written it in Swahili for all I understood it!

I'm in.  I would be doing one about a nobleman who dramatically changed his avatar to have a bovine influence, but I've already submitted one about something else.

Blare Runner?

(No, seriously... is this the guy who makes eyes?)

I wish people posted about sci-fi movies starring Harrison Ford except Star Wars.

Ender's Game?

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rofl
in the original Dave's design, the expected reaction to the

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bat mess

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should have been "Wut? Are you TROLLing me?"

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This is why I don't let Andrea write the jokes in the game.

Oops, I made a mistake in the first post : the game is translated in english, even if it hasn't been proofread yet.

Ah... I'd better also update the post I did about the game then!

Heh, I was kind of expecting someone to guess Frazier, The Movie

Okay, you're up!

Looks very good!  Unfortunately my French is really not up to much at all.

Thanks Chris!

Trolls make every day special. 

Think I might use that line as part of the PR drive

Ben - serious question - has there ever been another adventure game that lets you

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eat bat dung

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?  Could be a world first!

Okay sorry about the delay, here's a new one...

Thanks All!

Ben - you meant that in a good way, right?

Sox - you will be pleased to know that the game does contain goblins.

Many thanks for the review!
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was Hari's character portrait based on Emma Watson

I can't answer that one, but she was named after Hari Seldon from Isaac Asimov's "Foundation".

Ponch, if that's right you are a greater man than I.  Well, you already are but I'm talking even greater than that.

You were fooled by the sleeping cow avatar!  That is not Ponch, in fact it is none other than Baron!

(Unless you were joking about it being Ponch, in which case I withdraw my remark with much embarrassment... )

Forget remaking Ben Jordan, you should just make a new game, but with those screens!

They all look fantastic apart from the tower... not sure what it is, something about it doesn't look right.  But it also (I hope you don't mind me saying this!) seems to be a big improvement from the art in The Golden Wake too (not that the art in AGW as bad, but these strike me as significantly better).