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You dont have to vote to see the result. There is a button.

D'oh!  I missed it!  Now I shall lose by a single vote!  The ignomy!!

Now, a pretty conundrum this does create... I feel it unethical to vote for myself, but if I vote for Eric so I can see the vote, and I lose by a single vote...

Ah what the hell, Eric I'm going to vote for you, because it just seems like the right thing to do.    If I lose by a single vote, so be it.  (Current stas... I'm losing by a single vote!! )


bTW Eric - whoever wins or loses, my friend, that was fun.

[We have indeed hit page 2, I'm amazed you can count that high (even though you claim to know the first 8 digits of pi)I begin to wonder if this contest will ever end! For now I must go as I have a penny to spend.]

We have indeed hit page 2, I'm amazed you can count that high (even though you claim to know the first 8 digits of pi)
I begin to wonder if this contest will ever end!  For now I must go as I have a penny to spend.

(Sigh... we managed to long to avoid anything remotely scatological!!)

You fly like a bumble bee and sting like butter; the worst things ever said are the words that you utter
You're far too run of the mill to go in for the kill; better stay still, eat some krill, pay the bill and swallow the pill.

Welcome Teemu and LOA!

You would have know if you were one, that a real man is not afraid to relive his childhood!
Though in your case, knowing what you did when you were young, the results would not be good...

Wit?  You have about as much as a beetle rolling dung; and you really should know better, you can't even use the excuse of being young!
I think the time has come for you to admit defeat, and admit that your true tutor was none other than Stinky Pete!

Drat, you got there before me and I actually knew this one!

[But confusion is your permanent state; in fact you are so pitiful I feel guilty to berate...However you surely must know you are beaten, as surely as you were not educated at Eton!]

But confusion is your permanent state; in fact you are so pitiful I feel guilty to berate...
However you surely must know you are beaten, as surely as you were not educated at Eton!

(Unless the two of us have viewed this thread 164 times between us, I guess someone else must be looking!  I hope that if nothing else they learn how to be polite when rudely insulting someone. )

[You're making me feel nauseated and annoyed... you have all the charm and wit of a Gonk droid!Every attempt at intelligence from you is a complete and utter waste... your mind is like putty, a purifying paste.]

"Something's amiss again. I'll blow up your Death Star like Lando Calrissian." - that rhyme is a thing of beauty!!

You're making me feel nauseated and annoyed... you have all the charm and wit of a Gonk droid!
Every attempt at intelligence from you is a complete and utter waste... your mind is like putty, a purifying paste.

[Quest for Kelp]

Quest for Kelp

Watched the trailer a few minutes ago, looks VERY cool!

[Like a Klingon you try desperately to cling on, but you're more a Ferengi or even (to cross over to BSG) an evil CylonYou would no doubt like to be like Obi-Won, but meesa thinks you is more along the lines of Jar Jar Binks!]

Like a Klingon you try desperately to cling on, but you're more a Ferengi or even (to cross over to BSG) an evil Cylon
You would no doubt like to be like Obi-Won, but meesa thinks you is more along the lines of Jar Jar Binks!


(Sorry about that one... truly sorry!)

[Your Trekkie reference is somewhat inert - you are more expendable than the most stupid Redshirt!Your efforts to beat me are destined to fail; your efforts at wit are incredibly stale.]

Your Trekkie reference is somewhat inert - you are more expendable than the most stupid Redshirt!
Your efforts to beat me are destined to fail; your efforts at wit are incredibly stale.

(Hehe... my daughter's 2 as well, it's a great age.  They look at everything with eyes of such wonder.)

Looks interesting!  Hope development goes well.

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Crystal? It seems that's what I'm missing. Where do I get it from?

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Have you opened up the StarGate controls yet?

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I found the outcrop with your directions. It looks like I don't have anything I can use there yet.

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No, you'll find something once you get inside the hotel...

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You pitiful fool, you're really no smarty, you thought your group therapy session was a party!
I wasn't invited because I have no psychological disease, so when you have another "party" remember not to invite me, please.

Hey JKohen!

Hope you're enjoying the game despite being stuck... here are some pointers...

Regarding getting into the hotel rooms:

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The hand needs to be attached to something else...

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Still not sure?

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Have you got the ice block off the ice rink yet and melted it to see what's inside?

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If you have done that and still now sure...

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The Flying Saucer needs to be powered up... maybe by a crystal and something from the van...

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The Outcrop:

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Look around near the top of the Deep Chasm at the far bottom right of the game map

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Happy to give more hints if you need them of course, but I don't want to say anything more in case I spoil it for you!

[Eric, Ph.D? But that stands for Philandering Dunce, why would you brag about that even once?!Your avatar shows up what you are; a peeping Tom, a miserable maggot of a man, a social pariah!]

Eric, Ph.D?  But that stands for Philandering Dunce, why would you brag about that even once?!
Your avatar shows up what you are; a peeping Tom, a miserable maggot of a man, a social pariah!

(Yeah I know, that last rhyme was really stretching the boundaries of pronunciation...)

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(Glad you liked the demo!)

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(I say, this is a most civil exchange of insults! )

OOh, nice!  Game name references!  :-D:-D 

Sadly, Eric, I can't diss you games, as you never have made ones - but if you had, I bet they#d have the most stupid names!
I'd hoped to be pitted against someone with a spark of creative wit; instead I find myself facing a bit of a nitwit